Who knows the crew on Amish Mafia?

Since: Jul 11

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#23 Jan 9, 2013
This fictional drama really got heated up tonight. 1) Levi's office gets trashed. 2) John gets caught by Alvin and Jolin. 3) John moves to Ohio to work for Merlin. 4) Levi tells Esther off. 5)John goes out with an Ohio Amish girl and they get it on,showed the buggy rockin'. (If you see this buggy rockin',don't come knockin')
Chris Jenkns

Harriman, TN

#24 Jan 10, 2013
Was that Big Steve guy they used retarded? I know they said he is a "legend". What a joke, Levi Alvin Jolin Merlin, None of them would last one minute in the "english" world
Birdnhand

Bear, DE

#25 Jan 10, 2013
Things you may not know.
1. According to Levi he did not know that the show would be presented how it is.????
2. Esther worked at Bird in Hand Restraunt for years. Her family left the Amish when she was young.
3. Alvin drinks at "YP" by East Town mall. Don't know about now but prior to the show most every night.
4. Anybody who knows these guys laughs at the thought of them being tough guys. Also laughable to think there still Amish
amistad

Roanoke, VA

#26 Jan 11, 2013
Apparently the scene when Levi's trailer burns down was a controlled burn by the Neptune Fire Dept., where Lebanon Levi is a member and Treasurer. This was published in a local newspaper. Look it up.

Since: Jul 11

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#27 Jan 13, 2013
I hear Levi is going to bring in Carl from "Sling Blade" and Rambo,to beet up Merlin and his midget. All Carl wants for pay is "FRENCH FRIED POTATERS!"

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#28 Jan 13, 2013
Chris Jenkns wrote:
Was that Big Steve guy they used retarded? I know they said he is a "legend". What a joke, Levi Alvin Jolin Merlin, None of them would last one minute in the "english" world
Big Steve and Merlin's midget,I think the circus come to town and they hired them.
the fact king

Shelbyville, IL

#29 Jan 29, 2013
Birdnhand wrote:
Things you may not know.
1. According to Levi he did not know that the show would be presented how it is.????
2. Esther worked at Bird in Hand Restraunt for years. Her family left the Amish when she was young.
3. Alvin drinks at "YP" by East Town mall. Don't know about now but prior to the show most every night.
4. Anybody who knows these guys laughs at the thought of them being tough guys. Also laughable to think there still Amish
Ester does a donkey show on a regular basis, Now merlin is getting on the act......while ester will only suck the mule off merlin is going to let the donkey f*ck him up the ass....... Then the midget will lick merlin clean.....

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#30 Jan 31, 2013
They need to take the midget and his ax and put him on the show " AX MEN ". Then they can change the name of that show to " AX MEN AND A HALF".

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#31 Feb 2, 2013
I'd tap that lil Amish girl at the fair with Levi! She look like a freak that would take a dck good! And I would have just shot that idiot John and got that retard out the way. Levi's right hand man, looks like he uses that right hand in Levi. I think he's a closet homo.

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#33 Feb 8, 2013
I guess this Samuel Mullet amish cult guy Merlin was talking about on the show is true. Just read something in the news about it. Him and his 15 followers were sentenced to federal prison. I think it said 15 years.
work2hard

Lancaster, PA

#34 Mar 2, 2013
it is fake fake fake, i dont know these guys personally but the one they call the mennonite with blond hair used to hang at a bar i went to all the time, he was always quiet and shy, as for the rest of them , none of them are amish, and nor do they get away with committing crimes in broad daylight, that is all BS,

“NSA”

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#35 Mar 3, 2013
heres-your-sign wrote:
I guess this Samuel Mullet amish cult guy Merlin was talking about on the show is true. Just read something in the news about it. Him and his 15 followers were sentenced to federal prison. I think it said 15 years.
The beard cutting? I think that was some other people.
Kinzers Pennsylvania

New Holland, PA

#36 Mar 3, 2013
Do them yonnies still drink at the "YP", I know there always used to be their on Sunday nights. That's slang for what we call Amish here in Lancaster, Yonnies . These ass clowns meet right down the road from my house, see there cars outside the barn every weekend.
Toad

Netherlands

#37 Mar 4, 2013
How do you know if your Amish?
Truth

Dallas, TX

#38 Mar 10, 2013
This show is all fake
LILO

Richmond, VA

#39 Mar 11, 2013
I won't waste anymore time on it.and I do believe these actors go from one show to another.i saw a guy from auction hunters on another shoe about buried treasure.its all fake
Merlin

Jersey City, NJ

#40 Mar 12, 2013
You are all wrong.
I am MERLIN THE GREAT.
I OWN OHIO.
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME.
I WILL HAVE MY POSSE OF MIDGETS CRAWL UP ALL OF YOUR ASSES WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP.
THEN I WIL BURN DOWN A TRAILER AND WAK OFF UNTIL MY CUM DAZZLES OUT THE FIRE.
OH YEAH, AND I MET THIS GUY NAMED BUBBA WHO SHOW ME COOL THINGS TO DO WITH MY BUTTOX WHEN I WAS IN JAIL.
BUBBA IS MY FRIEND.
Ha Ha

Palestine, TX

#41 Mar 12, 2013
Merlin was biggest punk out of them all wouldn't last one minute in real world.

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#42 Mar 25, 2013
Merlin wrote:
You are all wrong.
I am MERLIN THE GREAT.
I OWN OHIO.
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME.
I WILL HAVE MY POSSE OF MIDGETS CRAWL UP ALL OF YOUR ASSES WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP.
THEN I WIL BURN DOWN A TRAILER AND WAK OFF UNTIL MY CUM DAZZLES OUT THE FIRE.
OH YEAH, AND I MET THIS GUY NAMED BUBBA WHO SHOW ME COOL THINGS TO DO WITH MY BUTTOX WHEN I WAS IN JAIL.
BUBBA IS MY FRIEND.
Are they a posse of midgets or are they garden nomes ?
Merlin

Jersey City, NJ

#43 Mar 26, 2013
You watch your mouth boy.
If you keep talkin, ill send my posse to snatch you up and we will force you to have sex with my donkey Elizibeth.
I am sick and tire of you people question8ng my powers.
I am the most powerful man in Ohio.
You shouldn't fuck with me.
Next time I will track all of you down and hide midgets in your glove compartments so when you get in your sinful cars, they will jump out and pop you upside your heads. Those who mess with my gang, suffer the ultimate torture and end up in the middle of cornfields with no clothes on and cow cum all over there faces.
I think you stupid outsiders are just high on green corn.
Sont mess with me bub.

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