Dear John Lets talk about it

[FAR FAR AWAY]

How about meeting me at Tudor's Biscuit World on my birthday weekend? You promised to take me there.

[FAR FAR AWAY]

If you see this message, at least think about it. Or if any one has a review of the place feel free to post it.

[Hope]

the sun never sets on true love

[busy bee]

Hope wrote:

the sun never sets on true love

I am very busy today. Later

[Lady Bug]

What a pleasant suprise! Didn't mean to bug you. LOL

[Lady Bug]

Surprise...surprize...sir rise...super eyes

[A Girl]

Story of a girl ...this is stuck on my head

This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
And while she looked so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her,
When she smiles...

How many days in a year?
She woke up with hope but she only found tears.
And I can be so insincere,
Making her promises never for real!
As long as she stands there waiting,
Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes!
How many days disappear?
When you look in the mirror so how do you choose?
Your clothes never wear as well the next day,
And your hair never falls in quite the same way-
But you never seem to run out of things to say...

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL,
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD!
AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS,
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER,
WHEN SHE SMILES...

How many lovers would stay?
Just to put of with this shit day after day!
How did we wind up this way?
Watching our mouths for the words that we say.
As long as we stand here waiting,
Wearing the clothes of the souls that we choose!
How do we get there today?
When we're walking to far for the price of our shoes!
Your clothes never wear as well the next day,
And your hair never falls in quite the same way-
But you never seem to run out of things to say!...

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL,
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD!
AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS,
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER,
WHEN SHE SMILES...

Your clothes never wear as well the next day,
And your hair never falls in quite the same way-
But you never seem to run out of things to say...
This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
And while she looks so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her-

This is the story of a girl;
Her pretty face she hid from the world!
And while she looks so sad and lonely there,
I absolutely love her,
When she smiles...

This is the story of a - girl!
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world!
And while she looks so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her,
When she smiles

[creative ideas]

FAR FAR AWAY wrote:

How about meeting me at Tudor's Biscuit World on my birthday weekend? You promised to take me there.

If 2 people are in the same town, why not? Nobody has to be homeless. A face to face conversation might be good. Clear up any doubts or confirm them. Or another time? Whatever it takes.

[Patience]

Trying to be patient...good things come to those who wait. So I am waiting...

[DevilBlunt]

creative ideas wrote:

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If 2 people are in the same town, why not? Nobody has to be homeless. A face to face conversation might be good. Clear up any doubts or confirm them. Or another time? Whatever it takes.

You have no business in Charleston. I do! Very important family business with the Monarch of my family. Please have respect. 84 yrs almost done with everything she had to do while on this earth. Back Off!

[Sorry]

How thoughtless of me. Hoped I could bring you comfort. Please accept my apology.

[Stupid Girl]

I guess I don't think clearly at 3am.

[Lame Excuse]

Sorry wrote:

How thoughtless of me. Hoped I could bring you comfort. Please accept my apology.

Another lame excuse for wanting what I want.

I'll add that to the list of things to work on.

Honestly, I am sorry for you and your family.

[Country Roads]

Almost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains, shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

All my mem&#65533;ries, gather &#65533;round her
Miner&#65533;s lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice, in the mornin&#65533; hours she calls to me
The radio reminds me of my home far a-way
And drivin&#65533; down the road I get a feeling&#65533;
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

[From Me]

I know you must be hurting right now and I wish I could wrap you in my arms and make it all go away. I hope you take some comfort in what I am about to tell you. Although it is painful for the family when your loved ones lose there memories of you. They usually revert to a place in their life when they were happy and safe. Sometime when their children were small or even when they are small children. From what you have told me, she lived a good life, loved long, got to watch her children and grandchildren grow up and flurrish. That in it's self is a blessing most can only hope to have in a lifetime. Know that as long as you have her in your heart she will always be with you. You are in my prayers. Have a safe drive and make the most of your time.

[Change the subject]

An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him hows he's feeling. The 80 year-old man says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry, and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his rifle. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang!''bang!'. Two shots rang out, and the beaver fell over, dead. What do you think happened?"

The 80 year-old replied, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[Change the subject]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

[Change the subject]

Things you learn from kids....

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a
2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults
in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,
the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound
Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up
when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the
ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't
stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh",
it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive
tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used
in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much J ell-O you put in a swimming pool
you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) A VCR will not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even
though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on;
plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX
has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine
does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing
the Clorox and brake fluid.

[Change the subject]

stuid questions

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[stupid ugly fool]

only a fool would set here and talk to herself