Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

[Joey K]

Poor guy...all the new models are now on display at the Home Depot...must be frustrating lol!

Its nice to know, though, that even a picnic table is protected by the law.

Cute how they throw in the part about living near to an elementary school...EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET LIVES "NEAR" AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

And how about that law abiding neighbor who made not one but THREE videos...hmmm

[icw john]

now that is what i call packing your lunch!!

[Are you kidding me]

All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!

[No Comment]

This is weird...but why is it a crime to stick your beefstick in a table in your backyard? If nobody can see, or if nobody was involved, and it's his personal property, why is it anybody's business? It's a weird thing to do, but if it's his personal property, what's the problem? It's no different than women who use certain objects that belong to them or that you can BUY for that exact purpose.

[Joe_]

At least it was metal, could you imagine if it were wood-er well-think of the splinters.

[The Big Time]

He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

New Meaning To Wood-He',....

[Zoom]

I'd like to know what sick person would have 3 dvd's on the guy. Did he hide in the bushes and then shot the video and why wait so long that 3 dvd's were made? Bet the person shooting the video has some issues as well.

[Guess Who]

Joey K wrote:

Poor guy...all the new models are now on display at the Home Depot...must be frustrating lol!
Its nice to know, though, that even a picnic table is protected by the law.
Cute how they throw in the part about living near to an elementary school...EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET LIVES "NEAR" AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!
And how about that law abiding neighbor who made not one but THREE videos...hmmm

Must have gotten some Viagra...

[Jax]

GIVE THE GUY A BREAK;
ATLEAST IT WAS A TABLE AND NOT SOMEONE'S CHILD

[HowDumbRU]

I heard the couch and sofa were jealous...

[blong]

I don't think I care to know anything about the mayo he uses on the sandwiches.

[Crystal]

What a WEIRDO!!!

[Barbee]

The Big Time wrote:

He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
New Meaning To Wood-He',....

Gives a new meaning to 'splintered wood'!!

[Rambo]

Would they charge him with anything else if he turned the tables...so to speek?

[Mebebit]

No Comment wrote:

This is weird...but why is it a crime to stick your beefstick in a table in your backyard? If nobody can see, or if nobody was involved, and it's his personal property, why is it anybody's business? It's a weird thing to do, but if it's his personal property, what's the problem? It's no different than women who use certain objects that belong to them or that you can BUY for that exact purpose.

I agree with you. Shouldn't be anyone's business as long as it wasn't in broad daylight where his neighbor could see him. I wonder if his backyard is surrounding by a fence?

[archie 500]

Wow! Did he get $100,000 for that too??(See other thread)

[Jim 420dankeroo]

This man is a HERO. He screwed that table for your freedoms and look what you do to him for that!

[Hahahaha]

That must be one good looking picnic table!

[Cheech]

the vouyer that taped him needs to be charged

[Cheeka-Weeka]

Wha? You can't screw your table without getting arrested? Why didn't Mr. Neighbor walk over and say "hey, man we can see you screwing your table, you wanna take that inside?"