more eagle bend standards

more eagle bend standards

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#1 Nov 3, 2011
If eagle bend had a rowing team!!!Two teams of American (eagle bend mfg) and Chinese corporations have a boat race. On the big day the Japanese win by a mile and the discouraged Eagle bend team hire a consulting firm to investigate the problem.

The findings are that the Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering while the eagle bend team had one rower and eight people steering.

Based on these results, the Eagle bend team is completely reorganized to include four steering managers, four steering area managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The following year the Japanese win again, so eagle bend MFG lay off the rower for poor performance and give the manager a bonus for discovering the problem.
alpha

United States

#2 Nov 3, 2011
Kiazen rules baby!
Disgusted

Little Rock, AR

#3 Aug 25, 2012
You couldn't be more right. These people don't have a clue what goes on in running a successful business. Wish I was the consultants or the infamous SWAT team, so I could feed them crap and get paid for it. And pay these out of state people that have no vested interest in trying to make them successful. What a waste.
WOW

La Follette, TN

#4 Aug 25, 2012
Disgusted wrote:
You couldn't be more right. These people don't have a clue what goes on in running a successful business. Wish I was the consultants or the infamous SWAT team, so I could feed them crap and get paid for it. And pay these out of state people that have no vested interest in trying to make them successful. What a waste.
Do you wants some cheese with that whine? Instead of bashing the company you work for. You should be honored to work at one of the highest paid companies in this area. Put your big boy pants on and go get another job. How miserable you must be. Pathetic
217jrc

Lugoff, SC

#5 Aug 25, 2012
That is seriously the second greatest story ever told! MRS./MR. "WOW"(if that even is their real name) must be on one of those management teams.

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