Oneida Lake Layabouts Rejoice!

Oneida Lake Layabouts Rejoice!

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Blossvale Biggie Smalls

United States

#1 Feb 2, 2011
Punxsutawney Pud-head, local Section-8 humanoid groundhog woke up a few minutes ago at Noon & was lured by local officials with a shiny new Social Services EBT card outside, stuck his head out of his Clifford Ave. deadbeat domicile & saw his shadow! That means six more months of welfare!!

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Blossvale Biggie Smalls

Moravia, NY

#2 Feb 2, 2012
DATELINE SYLVAN BEACH:
JoeBen reported that @ 9:00am, while arranging his collection of siphon hoses in his garage & eating his breakfast sub, looked across the road & spotted the elusive Punxsutawney Pud-head, Sylvan Beach's own mascot dole-hog, the morning sun glistening off his bald pate, poking his head out of his 11th Ave. Section-8 shanty, spouting a few choice expletives about it only being the SECOND of February (the Third of each month being his usual monthly date for all his ilk to disgorge themselves from the couches, walk to the Post Office & collect their State Social Services stipend courtesy of the NYS taxpayers). So, once again, according to the rules of that "Other" groundhog in Pennsylvania, another six months of Welfare is in order.
Blossvale Biggie Smalls

Moravia, NY

#3 Feb 2, 2012
">grumble...grumble < Where's my goddam fuggin' welfare check ?!?"

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Billy Benefit Card

Syracuse, NY

#4 Mar 27, 2012
Hosanna, Hallelujah & Hot-cha-cha!! 10% more sweet, sweet Welfare from Uncle Suck this June!
I'm gonna be buying 30-packs at a time now instead of 24-can cases! Thank You Sucker Tax Payers! Har!

http://www.syracuse.com/newsflash/index.ssf/s...
phag like his mom

Moravia, NY

#5 Feb 2, 2013
2/2/2013
DATELINE SYLVAN BEACH:

Punxsutawney Pud-head, the infamous S.B. welfare "gimme" groundhog of years past, due to a psychotic flashback episode involving his delusion of being a deep cover operative plant in the Beach to spy on JoeBen across the street for the Navy Seals, Will NOT be participating in today's festivities, instead a substitute dole-hog, one "phil in your mom" (actually more of a troll than groundhog) was unceremoniously roused from his mom's basement from the previous night's debauch, involving three gay midgets & a aluminum ball bat covered in Mazola oil, booted out the door & of course, saw it's shadow!
Of course you know what this means? Yes, we know, it means that those poor midgets caught gay anal wart STDs from phil, but it also means that SNAP, SSI, Section-8 & dole mooch-masters will be collecting ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF WELFARE!
Phil Trambino

Camden, NY

#6 Feb 2, 2013
phag like his mom wrote:
2/2/2013
DATELINE SYLVAN BEACH:
Punxsutawney Pud-head, the infamous S.B. welfare "gimme" groundhog of years past, due to a psychotic flashback episode involving his delusion of being a deep cover operative plant in the Beach to spy on JoeBen across the street for the Navy Seals, Will NOT be participating in today's festivities, instead a substitute dole-hog, one "phil in your mom" (actually more of a troll than groundhog) was unceremoniously roused from his mom's basement from the previous night's debauch, involving three gay midgets & a aluminum ball bat covered in Mazola oil, booted out the door & of course, saw it's shadow!
Of course you know what this means? Yes, we know, it means that those poor midgets caught gay anal wart STDs from phil, but it also means that SNAP, SSI, Section-8 & dole mooch-masters will be collecting ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF WELFARE!
Wow! You must lead a pathetic, boring life to sit around ans think of me all day. I'm flattered pal but I'm sorry to let you know I'm not gay. I know that is what you were hoping for but I'm not. I'm sure there are plenty of guys out there who would love to be stalked by you but I'm not one of them. I have a beautiful wife. Fyi a wife is a female that you love and spend your life with. Anywho better luck on your journey. If you spent less time dreaming of me and more time worrying about yourself you would be out of that dead end job and out on your own. Free advise for you because your my bud.
phag like his mom

Moravia, NY

#8 Feb 2, 2013
phag like his mom wrote:
Fuck you phil. I keep telling you that your "wife" is inflatable & if an inanimate piece of plastic could hate, it'd be that abused j izz-receptacle. No one loves you phil, not even your blow-up barbie doll.
Now stay the frig outta the Sylvan Beach Topix forum, loser!
Phil Trambino

Camden, NY

#9 Feb 3, 2013
phag like his mom wrote:
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Now stay the frig outta the Sylvan Beach Topix forum, loser!
Nope. And again I'm not into you pal. I have a wife.
PhilBen

Moravia, NY

#10 Feb 3, 2013
STAY OUT OF THE SYLVAN BEACH TOPIX FORM!

All of you join me or this thread-crapping troll wins!
Phil Trambino

Camden, NY

#11 Feb 3, 2013
Oh boy. I'm taken back by the amount you that love me.
JoeBen

Camden, NY

#12 Feb 3, 2013
All Phils are f'd up!
Phil Trambino

Ardsley, NY

#13 Feb 3, 2013
Yeah no kidding fake JoeBen
Memphilis from La Fagette

Moravia, NY

#14 Feb 3, 2013
STAY OUT OF THE SYLVAN BEACH TOPIX FORUM!

You friggin' psycho dimwit
JoeBenPhilPhag

Camden, NY

#15 Feb 3, 2013
STAY AWAY OR ELSE!
Memphilis from La Fagette

Moravia, NY

#16 Feb 3, 2013
You're idiotic on top of being a psycho

STAY OUT OF THE SYLVAN BEACH TOPIX FORUM!
Phil Trambino

Ardsley, NY

#17 Feb 3, 2013
Yeah fake JoeBen stay out!

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