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THE COUNTRY TIMES Clendenin's and Areas #1 Local Paper

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TheBrownBoy

Dunbar, WV

#1 Mar 4, 2010
The Country Times is and has been Clendenin's number 1 newspaper. Is has also grown outside of Town and is very popular in other areas. Great articles and local sports. It is not a one sided paper that will never say anything negative about the idiots running this town like the other paper in town. Of course when your boss is Mayor Ore, you take orders from the Chief, and Evans gives your paycheck to you then your not going to cover the news like the people deserve. Hats off to the Country Times for reporting the news the way it needs to be!

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#2 Mar 4, 2010
i know one place it is at.......................My bathroom (just in case i run out of tolet paper)
MAMMA MIA

Charleston, WV

#3 Mar 5, 2010
What Happened?, did mommy fire you and throw you out of her paper, first smart thing she has done yet. I missed your little name calling letter to the editor. Now if she would clean up the rest of her act, go to the council meetings, correctly report the news, clean up trashing the council and everyting they do. She could have a really good paper, most of it is good. I think she is getting the message from her warning statement in yesterday's issue. This boycott is going to be more serious then thought, if she dosn't stop trashing the town we love. We are the laughing stock of Elkview and more. We elected these people, at least have enough respect to let them serve their term in peace. Think about this. What is mailings were sent to all of your advertisers and pamplets put on all church parking lot cars, boycotting you. So gete a life.
IH8TheCountryTim es

Ithaca, NY

#4 Mar 5, 2010
Mr. Brown, are you special in any way? Ofcourse by special I mean short bus window licking special. You say that the Country Times is the number 1 paper in Clendenin. Who decided that? Did you take a poll that I somehow was never made aware of. If that's the number one paper in town, then the town has got some serious problems. I don't like Mr. Brown, sounds too official and well educated. I'll just call you Skidmark from now on, is that cool? Yeah, you're Sug's little Skidmark from now on. I like that better.
I like how you refer to the town leaders as idiots, that's clever because it makes you seem like you're calling yourself smarter than somebody else. You seem to forget that people who've met you or read your wonderful writing might get on here and see that. What if somebody exposes you for the ignorant hillbilly that you are? What if somebody points out that you only became Sug's roving reporter because she liked that you brought her oats to her in a timely fashion every day. Ha ha, that's a horseface joke. I slay me. I'm almost as funny as you Skidmark.
Seriously Skidmark, you and your friends are ruining the town. Nobody likes your paper. Infact I hear that The Country Times has actually earned the tag "Bad for Business" in some circles.
I've read the new paper and I've got to say. It's very well written, it's reporting is solid, it's not negative about anything at all, I didn't see any stupid camping pictures, and my favorite thing about it is that morons like you weren't in it.
Did I read somewhere that you have a thing for womens underwear and smelling your fingers after they've just went three knuckles deep in your pooper? What's that all about?! You're wierd!
Boy that got long quick didn't it. I promise next time I'll keep it shorter so you can read it all without taking so many breaks.
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Elk River Rat

Elkview, WV

#6 Mar 5, 2010
I picked up an issue yesterday, and I have to say, it is full of advertisers. Actually more advertising than news or updates, or anything pertaining to the town. I usually picked my paper up at Smith's in Elkview when I was in the region, but I was told it will not be there anymore. They wouldn't elaborate. It is definately a biased paper with a group of followers sort of like a cult following. Anyhow!! I will be running for Mayor in the next election, and I do have the money to buy my way in. So Sug & The other paper can Hate Me or Love Me.
IH8TheCountryTim es

Ithaca, NY

#7 Mar 5, 2010
See Skidmark, everybody thinks you're a retard!!!
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Elk River Rat

Elkview, WV

#9 Mar 5, 2010
Crystal Clear, I grew up in Clendenin, and I do care about Clendenin very much so. No!! I will not be running as the Elk River Rat, and I also will not receive any salary. The Mayor's job would be a caring hobby for me. I have been known to spend lots of money on my hobbies. Who's to say that I wouldn't GIVE a little money to the town. I've been very successful and believe in giving back. I didn't mean to suggest that I would buy the election, I would just have to spend a lot to get my name out there in advertising. Take care!!
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IH8TheCountryTim es

Ithaca, NY

#11 Mar 5, 2010
People are making fun of Clendenin because of the stupidity presented to the rest of the state by Sug, Matt, and the Heritage groupers who like to cause those scenes at the council meetings. If they could act like adults and refrain from such behaviors, Clendenin would be seen in a much better light.
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Elk River Rat

Elkview, WV

#13 Mar 5, 2010
I think the town has went to hell in part due to a declining economy. Storefronts closed, and then came the building fill ins. I remember when the town boomed. You had Elk Refinery, Shafer Pipeline, General Pipeline, Jackson Trucking, and many other businesses carrying the town. B&O taxes were up, parking meters were full. There needs to be a major business of some sort come to Clendenin, or maybe a Manufacturer. But I do agree that any local paper should work on a positive note with the local government to see results. Anytime a new business or (PAPER) moves into town, it takes awhile to grow and compete. But Clendenin has lost some very viable businesses that provided good jobs. Bob Peden Chevrolet provided many jobs, now it is gone. Jobs!! Equals people spending money, and more B&O taxes. But with all of the division between the Heritage Group, and the 25045 Club, and papers bickering all the time, it can only spell failure.
Elk River Rat

Elkview, WV

#14 Mar 5, 2010
Also I might quote, even though I am excellent in reading people, and it may cost me a few votes at election time, if I do decide to run. I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Brown is a Bonafide Butt Sniffer for the Country Times (The Sunshine Paper) I don't see fingers up a rear end...I see a nose.

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#15 Mar 5, 2010
IH8TheCountryTimes wrote:
Mr. Brown, are you special in any way? Ofcourse by special I mean short bus window licking special. You say that the Country Times is the number 1 paper in Clendenin. Who decided that? Did you take a poll that I somehow was never made aware of. If that's the number one paper in town, then the town has got some serious problems. I don't like Mr. Brown, sounds too official and well educated. I'll just call you Skidmark from now on, is that cool? Yeah, you're Sug's little Skidmark from now on. I like that better.
I like how you refer to the town leaders as idiots, that's clever because it makes you seem like you're calling yourself smarter than somebody else. You seem to forget that people who've met you or read your wonderful writing might get on here and see that. What if somebody exposes you for the ignorant hillbilly that you are? What if somebody points out that you only became Sug's roving reporter because she liked that you brought her oats to her in a timely fashion every day. Ha ha, that's a horseface joke. I slay me. I'm almost as funny as you Skidmark.
Seriously Skidmark, you and your friends are ruining the town. Nobody likes your paper. Infact I hear that The Country Times has actually earned the tag "Bad for Business" in some circles.
I've read the new paper and I've got to say. It's very well written, it's reporting is solid, it's not negative about anything at all, I didn't see any stupid camping pictures, and my favorite thing about it is that morons like you weren't in it.
Did I read somewhere that you have a thing for womens underwear and smelling your fingers after they've just went three knuckles deep in your pooper? What's that all about?! You're wierd!
Boy that got long quick didn't it. I promise next time I'll keep it shorter so you can read it all without taking so many breaks.
skidmark hmmmmm...... i like it, all in favor for M. Brown's new name of skidmark say "I"
LITTLE BROWN JUG

Charleston, WV

#16 Mar 5, 2010
EYE

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#17 Mar 6, 2010
IH8TheCountryTimes, a smart-ass with intellect, i think we could be good friends.

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#18 Mar 6, 2010
where is skidmark? he not want to play anymore?
Just the Truth

United States

#19 Mar 6, 2010
[QUOTE who="Elk River Rat" I will be running for Mayor in the next election, and I do have the money to buy my way in. So Sug & The other paper can Hate Me or Love Me.[/QUOTE]

As a seasoned media manager, I would love to handle your campaign.
Sunshine

New York, NY

#20 Mar 6, 2010
Good morning, hope everyone is well. I see some people have been busy, keep it up I like to laugh.

Have a good weekend :)
Elk River Rat

Elkview, WV

#21 Mar 6, 2010
Just The Truth, I guess if i do run I'll need a good experienced campaign manager. I'll keep you in mind.

ERR
Geoff

Jayton, TX

#22 Mar 11, 2010
This is the number #1 paper, not for long, now that there is new competition. The Hearld was not in business to compete with The Cuntry Times. Ted was already here, he was established, he did all he wanted. Sug tried to smear him and trash him and put him down, but he was gentleman enough to hold his temper and not to throw it back to her. I think Sug has digs her hole deeper and deeper, It is only a matter of time!!!!!!!!!!
Evidently Sug has forgotton her own by-words.
"Don't throw stones if you live in glass houses"
Ain't we all sick of that rhetoric.

Since: Mar 10

Clendenin

#23 Mar 11, 2010
We know which house belongs to Skidmark, it's the glass one with all of the brown finger prints all over it. Scratch and sniff, scratch and sniff.

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#24 Mar 11, 2010
IH8TheCountryTimes wrote:
We know which house belongs to Skidmark, it's the glass one with all of the brown finger prints all over it. Scratch and sniff, scratch and sniff.
MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Ha-H a!!!!!!!!!!

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