Clendenin's Little White Truck or Min...

Clendenin's Little White Truck or Mini Truck Missin

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Since: Feb 10

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#1 Jul 1, 2010
Where is the mini truck? Somebody better be tellin what happen to it. Why ain't no one sayin where it is? Thats jacked up right there. Did the town sell it to buy a life time supply of Turtle Wax? LMAO
Crystal clear

United States

#2 Jul 1, 2010
Go to the council meeting and ask you stupid question, you people are so nosey all the time trying to stir up something about nothing
Now why are you so interested in the white truck? Does your pal just rewards want to know? You know just rewards that lives at home with her Mommy and Daddy!
Skidmark just put your nose to the ground and sniff until you find the where the mini truck is located! You need to get your pal just rewards who lives at home with Mommy and Daddy to help you find the mini truck, she has Stalked the truck before! Maybe just rewards can call 911 and report it missing.....
I bet it's driving skidmark, sug and just rewards crazy !!

Since: Feb 10

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#3 Jul 1, 2010
Gawd dog why you goin postal on me Crystal? I asked where the dat blame mini truck is ain't no harm in that is there? Why don't them cops file a missin mini truck report?
Crystal clear

United States

#4 Jul 1, 2010
Why don't you file a stolen mini truck report ?
You are the only one worried ! Better yet give Kenny a call and tell him maybe he could get his State Police buddies to investagate. Yea that's what you need to do,
Give Kenny a call !
Mr Bo Jangles

United States

#5 Jul 1, 2010
The town was told to take it off the road because it was not legal, I guess it took real cops to enforce the law because Clendenin's cops would not do their sworn duty and do it theirself. If I remember wasnt the town told that the mini-truck was not legal when they bought it? but the mayor and Mike Stout would not listen and yellow-streak Brinckman was afraid to enforce the law. But now I heard the state did it for Brinckman.

Since: May 10

United States

#6 Jul 1, 2010
first of back of the cops they do their jobs just fine okay they have really cleaned up this town. sont you all have a life why dou have to get on this site and bitch and moan about every little thing that goes on. i know u ahev the right to free speech but guess what we are all so damn tired of hearing u whine little a bunch of little pansies. why dont u grow a set of balls and while ur at it get a life and grow up okay. are u all a bunch of freakin anarchy losers. how about this u tell everyone on here ur names and address so the cops can stop coming to ur house when u need them that way we all win. everyone else gets better protection and u get none, works for me.
Mr Bo Jangles

United States

#7 Jul 2, 2010
Hey Marine the police are sworn to uphold the laws of the town of Clendenin and the state of West Virginia and they did not do that, How can we have any respect for these officers if they pick and choose the laws they enforce? The Mayor and Mike Stout should not have put them in this situation, but since they did the police should have done the right thing and enforced the law.

“sitting back and watching”

Since: Feb 10

clendenin

#8 Jul 2, 2010
there was no legislation at the time on whether or not the mini truck was legal, since then there has been legislation on it

Since: Mar 10

Clendenin

#9 Jul 2, 2010
Hey Bo, while you're lecturing on the laws they choose to enforce, can you explain to Skidmark that he in turn can not choose which ones to obey? The thing is he's got a real chip on his shoulder towards the Clendenin PD because he feels that he should be allowed to park on the sidewalk, which is against the law.

Now about the little white truck.

I personally was planning on stealng the little white truck and using it as a getaway vehicle in the Poca Valley Bank robbery I've been putting together. Just think Joker from the Dark Knight movie on a MUCH smaller scale. Tell me if you think I still have a chance. Skidmark and Sug climb up to the roof of Gino's with fishing poles and cast their hooks across the parking lot and then zipline onto the roof of the bank where they disarm the vault alarm by pouring skim milk into the wiring.(Yeah I know Rite Aid would be closer, but it had to be Ginos for comic affect.) Danny, Martha, and myself all put on funny character asks and go in the front door strong arm style. Sug then kills Skidmark with the biggest fish caught on the camping trip. She then makes her way down off the roof and into the vault where she begins talking the safe into submission. Martha is there as the loud voice telling everybody to get down and Danny is there to be a big target when the bank manager comes out shooting. Let's face it, ther's nothing else in this operation he would be good for. The manager is then taken down by Martha's supersonic screech. Martha then goes into the vault and once Sug has the safe door open, Martha eats her head. So that leaves me and Martha standing by the bank door in a Mexican stand off of sorts. Little did she know I hired Budha to back the mini truck through the bank door and run her over! Once he comes out to help me load up all three thousand dollars into the bed of the truck I throw a doughnut into the corner. When he goes to chase it down I jump in the truck and "speed" off. Leaving him there to take the wrap once the fuzz shows up.

I personally think it's one hell of a plan. Why I decided to post it on here I have no idea. I was thinking that maybe we could call it operation Heritage Group, or the Heritage Group bench project so that nobody catches onto us. I'm still ironing out the details though. I initially didn't think that the little white truck could back through the glass doors on the first try, but with the added weight of Budha, the hard part will be keeping it from backing completely through the bank. That wouldn't be for for my plan at all.

If this all sounds a bit ridiculous it's because I'm trying to get Sug and Skidmark to see how mind dumbingly stupid all of their conspiracy theories sound. Seriously Skidmark, the only big change I'm looking forward to is the one you make in your mind about killing yourself. Quit fighting it.
EXCAVATING CLENDENIN

United States

#10 Jul 2, 2010
nooneinpartikular wrote:
there was no legislation at the time on whether or not the mini truck was legal, since then there has been legislation on it
THE LAWS HAS BEEN ON BOOKS FOR SEVERAL YEARS. DUH
Mr Bo Jangles

United States

#11 Jul 2, 2010
noone that was a good try. the mini-truck has no title and no inspection sticker and no licence plate the mini-truck was not legal when Ore was using it on the streets and is not legal at this time and yellow-streak Brinckman knew that. Brinckman chose to look the other way along with Jarmin, Chandler and Estep so dont try to cover for them because they all faild to do their duty and enforce the law.
EXCAVATING CLENDENIN

United States

#12 Jul 2, 2010
Mr Bo Jangles wrote:
noone that was a good try. the mini-truck has no title and no inspection sticker and no licence plate the mini-truck was not legal when Ore was using it on the streets and is not legal at this time and yellow-streak Brinckman knew that. Brinckman chose to look the other way along with Jarmin, Chandler and Estep so dont try to cover for them because they all faild to do their duty and enforce the law.
CAREFUL BO CRYSTAL/JAMA MIGHT TAKE OFFENCE TO HER JERK BEING TOLD HES NOT DOING HIS JOB
EXCAVATING CLENDENIN

United States

#13 Jul 2, 2010
MARINES
HOW HAS CLENDENIN POLICE CLEANED UP THE TOWN?
I HAVENT HEARD OF ANY MAJOR CRIMES BEING SOLVED.
THE BANK WAS ROBBED NO POLICE AROUND.
ONE CRUISER IS UP RT 4 OFTEN.
SEE CRUISERS AT MINK SHOALS, QUEEN SHOALS,AMMA ETC.
PARKED AT BOB PEDENS ON THE INTERNET.
ALSO YOU WORK TOWN CREW AND WORKED WHEN FORCED TO DO SOMETHING!
Mr Bo Jangles

United States

#14 Jul 2, 2010
Thanks EXCAVATING, I will be watching over my shoulder..lol..
Future Mayor

Dunbar, WV

#15 Jul 2, 2010
So Crystal Clear is really HOT PANTS. I thought it was a female council woman. I know alot of stories on HOT PANTS. If I get mayor next year well how do you say it YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!

Since: Mar 10

Clendenin

#16 Jul 2, 2010
Skidmark McMahon everyone!

Question Skidmark, are you still going to try to convince us that you're not Excavating Clendenin? That little tyrade you just went on more than proved that you indeed aren't who you claim to be.

You said they other day that you don't live in WV, so tell me dumbass how you know that a cruiser is "up rt 4 often"? You see cruisers all over the place, yet those places are all in the same region which all happen to be fairly close to Clendenin. How do you know that they park in the Bob Pedens lot on the internet? How do you know who "Crysal/Jama's jerk" is?

I'll tell you how you know this. You know all of this because you're Skidmark fucking Brown and you're a lying piece of shit. You couldn't stick to one of your own bullshit stories if you had to. I tell you what, whipping your stupid ass would almost be worth blowing my cover because I am so sick of you and your bullshit.

If you honestly believe you're a future mayor then I think all of that time in the milk cooler has given your brain permanent frostbite. The town is never going to vote for the retarded shit stain sidekick of the bitch everybody hates. You're stupid little wrestling line gave you away on that one too dipshit.

Bo if you actually buy into any of that shit he just said, then you're way worse off than I thought you were. That is ofcourse unless you're the same stupid person having a conversation with himself. It is awfully funny that nobody hears from either of you all day and you just happen to be on and reading at the same time. Anybody else find that odd?

Either way the next time I'd like to hear from either of you, I'd like for it to be in a letter that begins with "Goodbye cruel world!"

EXCAVATING CLENDENIN

United States

#17 Jul 2, 2010
IHATE WHY DONT YOU GET A LIFE AND WEBSTER DOES NOT INCLUDE YOUR LANGUAGE
Mr Bo Jangles

United States

#18 Jul 2, 2010
paperhater calm down why are you so mad at me? all I did was state the truth, the mini-truck was and is not legal and yellow-streak Brinkman and his boys did look the other way.
EXCAVATING CLENDENIN

United States

#19 Jul 2, 2010
PAPER HATER YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES

Since: May 10

United States

#20 Jul 2, 2010
look who really cares anyways i mean damn teh tuck saved the town money. what major crimes have happened in the past three yrs that they have been on the force huh i mean damn all that has happened is the bank getting robbed and just cuz they didnt catch anyone in the act doesnt mean that they dont have suspects and the suspects ran to another state for christs sakes. they have brought many people back to clendenin by runnin off the druggies and guess what they stay out of town cuz they know the cops will get them. you know what im tired of aurging over this, GET A DAMN LIFE AND LEAVE THE COPS ALONE OKAY THEY DO A DAMN GOOD JOB BY MOST PEOPLES POINT OF VIEW. ITS THE STUPID MOTHERFU#$%^ LIKE YOU PEOPLE THAT GIVE THIS TOWN A BAD NAME AND A BAD REP. AND GUESS WHAT I WILL TELL THAT TO UR FACE OH WAIT UR ALL A BUNCH OF STUPID ASS REDNECK HILLBILLIES WHO DONT KNOW ANY BETTER THAN TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT LITTLE SHIT THAT GOES ON. the world is so much bigger than this little town. im sorry if i offended the smart people on here i was talking to the idiots that all they do is bitch and moan. oh yeah leave mike stout alone to he is a good man who only tries to better this town okay. and i will hold true to my word i will tell you that to ur face okay

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