Driver Popped for 15 Pounds of Pot in Car

A Marin County deputy sheriff made an aromatic discovery during a traffic stop early Tuesday morning, leading to drug charges for the driver.

[RICKY RAT]

Note to myself: The next time I try to deliver a large amount of pot, remember to have up to date car registration. And do it at like 3pm. When there's zillions of cars out there. Not 2:37am.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

Note to myself: The next time I try to deliver a large amount of pot, remember to have up to date car registration. And do it at like 3pm. When there's zillions of cars out there. Not 2:37am.

Although, even if I get caught, there isn't a jail that can hold me. I've escaped several of them, by merely flushing myself down the toilet.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Although, even if I get caught, there isn't a jail that can hold me. I've escaped several of them, by merely flushing myself down the toilet.

I'm about the size of a fairly large turd.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>I'm about the size of a fairly large turd.

Pretty small. I was the runt out of my litter of twelve. Which is why Mother Rat tried to eat me alive when I was a ratling. And which also explains my extreme distrust of females...

[RICKY RAT]

I'm glad the internet gives us the chance to have this intelligent conversation about that guy who got popped with 15 pounds of pot in his car.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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STOMP STOMP STOMP...

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Ahhhh......gorzeeky?

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That's OK. Don't say nuthin. This is the RICKY RAT Show. And I'm the main, and only, attraction.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

That's OK. Don't say nuthin. This is the RICKY RAT Show. And I'm the main, and only, attraction.

I was gonna try and get Gary Coleman to make a guest appearance. But, then I found out the guy's been dead for a few years.

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WHAT YOU TALKiN BOUT, ARNOLD???!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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"8 Now viewing this forum" That's 7 more than RICKY RAT needs. Huh.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

WHAT YOU TALKiN BOUT, ARNOLD???!!

I, uh, mean "Willis". Duh.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

WHAT YOU TALKiN BOUT, WILLIS???!!

There.

[Commander Bunny]

That's better..

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Commander Bunny wrote:

That's better..

You know a Fairfax cop named Officer Somethingorother? He pulled me over for making a U-Turn in my cab on Broadway. At like 3 in the morning.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>You know a Fairfax cop named Officer Somethingorother? He pulled me over for making a U-Turn in my cab on Broadway. At like 3 in the morning.

I think he was looking to get me for DWR. Driving While Rodent. But, he just gave me a stern lecture about no U-Turns in a business district, and let me go.

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RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> Officer Somethingorother? in

You probably know him. White guy, short hair, and, let's see.......looks like a cop...

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