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Tim Winters

Canandaigua, NY

#1 Dec 2, 2009
How bout a Christmas party for all the local topix users. If we get all the halfwits who live on this site together, we could have a good time. I'll bring my shitty sound system and play some Holiday tunes. The rest of you can bond with each other and share your gossip and lies in person. Any idea for a venue?
REGUL8

Uniontown, PA

#2 Dec 2, 2009
Sounds like you're describing the Riverfront Festival.
Calvin

Bellwood, PA

#3 Dec 2, 2009
Nah we don't play holiday music there.
Forceagrees

State College, PA

#4 Dec 2, 2009
Tim Winters wrote:
How bout a Christmas party for all the local topix users. If we get all the halfwits who live on this site together, we could have a good time. I'll bring my shitty sound system and play some Holiday tunes. The rest of you can bond with each other and share your gossip and lies in person. Any idea for a venue?
>

Cool and I will bring my Jew and Muslim friends and we can make it an interfaith shindig
Calvin

Bellwood, PA

#5 Dec 2, 2009
Cool with me. We'll celebrate Chanukah and Ashura. Just keep in mind, we're equal opportunity pricks and will pick on anyone of any faith.
REGUL8

Uniontown, PA

#6 Dec 2, 2009
Forceagrees wrote:
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Cool and I will bring my Jew and Muslim friends and we can make it an interfaith shindig
Anyone can come as long as they have an Access card and tribal tattoos. Those are two reguirements of living in Clearfield.
Tim Winters

Pendleton, KY

#7 Dec 2, 2009
Shit, no access card and only one tat. Guess i need to move. Back to the party, all good with the interfaith thing, kwanza for sure, not so much about the ramadan(sp?), don't want to bring a bad element.
Forceagrees

State College, PA

#8 Dec 2, 2009
Tim Winters wrote:
Shit, no access card and only one tat. Guess i need to move. Back to the party, all good with the interfaith thing, kwanza for sure, not so much about the ramadan(sp?), don't want to bring a bad element.
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I had "Rumsfeld Muslims " in mind.

Heck, even the half - wits would coalesce with them.
DA Blunt

Driftwood, PA

#9 Dec 2, 2009
hello all.....i'm mr reality......for 1 in your great county for x-mas reality wishes...i wish people would be real on what and who they are....like mr walker who walks into his x girlfriends house with a cell phone to take pic's....are you 5....2-for the hollidays are you gonna come out of the closet...every 1 knows you had a penis in your hand that wasn't your's....i'm no niky hoover but i can tell you a thing or 2 if ya want.....have no balls to be a man and face your action's....you live your life through your family cause your nothing but an in the closet fag...so attack a female....probably the only person you can take....real sad senator.....alot of people in congress hang out in buster's....yep you a gem....i'm not a katie ferry fan,but your sick....at what pt did you think let me break into her house and film her having sex...next step...white house....pure genius....to boot your life is sooooo sad you write about it everyday.....wow...your moving foward....by the way what have you ever done that dady don't do for you.....your half a man...people on here no him and you write blah blah....tell the truth....bout what you say and feel bout alice wa;ker...srry derrick....not kidding i'd love to see god come to every 1 on here and ask the ?...do you think derrick walker has had a cock in his hand that wasn't his....heaven or hell...what would you say... i no i'm goin to heaven=cock....as much as you try to hide it.....you no i no...if you want be smart and comment back...the truth shall be told my fag son...sincerley mr blunt,...ty
Tim Winters

United States

#10 Dec 2, 2009
Wow. Dude. Put down the pipe.
Tim Winters

United States

#12 Dec 2, 2009
I dunno, Whatever it is, it's some bad shit and should be avoided at all costs.
mr blunt

Driftwood, PA

#15 Dec 2, 2009
ifyou had a clue 1 nikkie ......is his ex girlfriend 2 i'm a friend of derrick's and just sick of his bs to what happened....my cousin was the 1 he filmed with katie..alice walker just ment he's a man in a female's body.....likes men get it speedy
Calvin

Bellwood, PA

#17 Dec 3, 2009
It was only a matter of time before some halfwit decided to hijack this thread too.
No tribals here either, guess it's time to move outta town.
REGUL8

Clearfield, PA

#18 Dec 3, 2009
Calvin wrote:
It was only a matter of time before some halfwit decided to hijack this thread too.
No tribals here either, guess it's time to move outta town.
You can stay if you meet one or more of the following criteria...

1. Shop at Sheetz for 10% or more of your Christmas gifts.

2. Drink Mountain Dew after 7 pm.

3. Drive one of the following, Dodge Neon, Dodge Intrepid, Dodge Stratus or Plymouth Breeze, Chevy Cavalier or Cobalt. Bonus if it has an aftermarket wing or fart pipe. Older Chrysler Corp mini-vans qualify if they contain 4 or more passengers between the ages of 14 and 55 for 70% of your daily driving.

4. Missing three or more teeth.

5. Have worked, are working or will work for Walmart Supercenter.

6. Own a rottweiler, pitbull or pitbull mix. Bonus for having your rottie or pit wear a bandana. Double bonus if your vehicle has a 'If It Aint A Pit, It Aint Shit" decal.

7. Date a woman who has two or more children from different fathers, or, if you're female, date a man who is abusive but "you love him" so you stay and hope he changes.

8.Spend 40% or more of your disabilty check at Dollar General.

9. Wear stretch pants 24/7.

10. Have a "Clearfield Posse" decal on your vehicle. Triple bonus if you have an old "Bad Boy Club" sticker that is faded no more than 35%.
Solutions

State College, PA

#19 Dec 3, 2009
REGUL8 wrote:
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You can stay if you meet one or more of the following criteria...
1. Shop at Sheetz for 10% or more of your Christmas gifts.
2. Drink Mountain Dew after 7 pm.
3. Drive one of the following, Dodge Neon, Dodge Intrepid, Dodge Stratus or Plymouth Breeze, Chevy Cavalier or Cobalt. Bonus if it has an aftermarket wing or fart pipe. Older Chrysler Corp mini-vans qualify if they contain 4 or more passengers between the ages of 14 and 55 for 70% of your daily driving.
4. Missing three or more teeth.
5. Have worked, are working or will work for Walmart Supercenter.
6. Own a rottweiler, pitbull or pitbull mix. Bonus for having your rottie or pit wear a bandana. Double bonus if your vehicle has a 'If It Aint A Pit, It Aint Shit" decal.
7. Date a woman who has two or more children from different fathers, or, if you're female, date a man who is abusive but "you love him" so you stay and hope he changes.
8.Spend 40% or more of your disabilty check at Dollar General.
9. Wear stretch pants 24/7.
10. Have a "Clearfield Posse" decal on your vehicle. Triple bonus if you have an old "Bad Boy Club" sticker that is faded no more than 35%.
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Don't forget those three or four kids leaning on you at Uni Mart while you try to pay for gas (you notice when you get in your vehicle that the taffy and other sticky crap momma bought them with their access cards has found a home on your pant leg

Level 2

Since: Aug 09

Clearfield, PA

#21 Dec 5, 2009
Let me know when and where the party is, Tim.
Tim Winters

United States

#22 Dec 5, 2009
Thread appears to have been hijacked by some serious drug abusers. Guess most are more interested in hiding behind their keyboards and masturbating than a little holiday revelry.
Tim Winters

Citrus Heights, CA

#23 Dec 10, 2009
Chistmas party is set. Saturday Dec. 19th, 3pm @ Legends. First $100.00 of tab is on me.
Calvin

Bellwood, PA

#24 Dec 11, 2009
14 hours and no one responds? I blame it on Walker...no wait, it's Bill Shaw's fault.....no, maybe it's Dixon and Neeper......ah hell Tim, I'll help you spend your money.
Matt Franson

Uniontown, PA

#25 Dec 11, 2009
Sounds like fun.

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