Portions Of Haiti Declared Clearfield...

Portions Of Haiti Declared Clearfield Street

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Meth Mouth

Cumberland, MD

#1 Mar 4, 2010
A devastating earthquake, which registered 7 on the Richter scale has leveled much of the island nation of Haiti. Sections of the country have been hit so badly hit, they have been labeled "Clearfield Street."

Port Au Prince Emergency Technician Henri Debellow said his city now resembles areas of Clearfield Pennsylvania.

"We have one section that looks like the corner of Merrill Street and Krebs Alley," said DeBelieu. "Others draw a comparison to 500 block of Clearfield Street, completely wiped out and depressing."

DeBelieu has never been to Clearfield.

"No, I haven't been able to arrange security," said DeBelieu, "But I have been trained in disasters and the Clearfield Street scenario is often brought up."

A group of Clearfield Street residents are preparing to travel to Haiti to help loot. Oxy Joe, a semi-professional convenience store burglar, said he believes he could help the people of Haiti loot more effectively.

"Helping people loot is just part of my personal mission statement, my personal DNA," Betzer said. "When there was trouble in New Orleans, I went. Picked up a big screen television."

Betzer later traded the big screen television and his 5-year-old son for a pack of smokes.

In a recent television appearance, the Reverend Pat Robertson drew comparisons between Haiti and Clearfield Street.

"They both are disasters. Their people serve the devil," said Robertson. "But, honestly, the weather is much nicer in Haiti."
Justin Jones

Loudonville, OH

#2 Mar 4, 2010
LOL. Its funny because its true.
Christy Fulton

Altoona, PA

#3 Mar 5, 2010
What's true? That God caused the earthquake in Haiti? lol.

It's not true that the problem is within the 500 block of Clearfield Street. I drove the 500 block from 4th to 5th streets. The problems I saw were 2 houses on the corner, not the entire block, nor the entire street. I don't think it is fair to say that the entire block is wiped out and depressing.
young buck

Altoona, PA

#4 Mar 5, 2010
eight empty homes from river to hill.plus 6 for sale. give it time
Justin Jones

Loudonville, OH

#5 Mar 5, 2010
You know what caused the earthquake in Hati? Tectonic plates slipping past each other. You know what causes Clearfield to be the way it is? White trash welfare leeching drug using inbred dumb fu cks that live there! Not only that but Shaw beats women.
not fair

Cumberland, MD

#6 Mar 5, 2010
Christy Fulton wrote:
What's true? That God caused the earthquake in Haiti? lol.
It's not true that the problem is within the 500 block of Clearfield Street. I drove the 500 block from 4th to 5th streets. The problems I saw were 2 houses on the corner, not the entire block, nor the entire street. I don't think it is fair to say that the entire block is wiped out and depressing.
It's actually 3 houses and they are indeed within the 500 block. You can cry and say it's not fair because it's not actually the entire block, but it's not fair for everyone else who has to look at that mess. It's not fair someone uses the "no parking " area as his private parking place. It's not going to be fair when someone has an accident because they couldn't see past the illegally parked vehicle. It's not fair when there is another vehicle parked across the sidewalk and people can't get around it because of the snow. It's not fair that property values go down because some people choose to live in a dump.
Tom Pecker Head Jones

Uniontown, PA

#7 Mar 5, 2010
Then go bitch at the next council meeting and stop being a crybaby.
Justin Jones

Loudonville, OH

#8 Mar 6, 2010
It doesn't matter! Clearfield is just full of scruffs! There is nothing you can do except smoke another joint!
David Beats Wives Kulling

Clearfield, PA

#9 Mar 6, 2010
Justin Jones wrote:
It doesn't matter! Clearfield is just full of scruffs! There is nothing you can do except smoke another joint!
Or if you are like my brother-in-law Bill Shaw, you can beat up women, give underage girls drugs in exchange for sex, and crash your motorcycle with a BAC of .26!
The Facts

Clearfield, PA

#10 Mar 6, 2010
If you think Jim Kling was bad, you should meet his doped up son.
lil

Frenchville, PA

#11 Mar 8, 2010
if you want to see where a tunnelrat lives just go too east cherry st. an south fifth st. tell me what you think about that rat hole///////
Tim Winters

United States

#12 Mar 9, 2010
We need a contest to find the biggest shithole in the borough. Will start a new thread on this and donate a sign for the front yard of the winner. Work to do now give me a few hours. Peace.
Billy Bob

Loudonville, OH

#13 Mar 9, 2010
I saw you can now start a picture thread! Lets see some shitholes!
realeyesreilizer eallies

Jersey City, NJ

#14 Oct 5, 2012
Meth Mouth wrote:
A devastating earthquake, which registered 7 on the Richter scale has leveled much of the island nation of Haiti. Sections of the country have been hit so badly hit, they have been labeled "Clearfield Street."

Port Au Prince Emergency Technician Henri Debellow said his city now resembles areas of Clearfield Pennsylvania.

"We have one section that looks like the corner of Merrill Street and Krebs Alley," said DeBelieu. "Others draw a comparison to 500 block of Clearfield Street, completely wiped out and depressing."

DeBelieu has never been to Clearfield.

"No, I haven't been able to arrange security," said DeBelieu, "But I have been trained in disasters and the Clearfield Street scenario is often brought up."

A group of Clearfield Street residents are preparing to travel to Haiti to help loot. Oxy Joe, a semi-professional convenience store burglar, said he believes he could help the people of Haiti loot more effectively.

"Helping people loot is just part of my personal mission statement, my personal DNA," Betzer said. "When there was trouble in New Orleans, I went. Picked up a big screen television."

Betzer later traded the big screen television and his 5-year-old son for a pack of smokes.

In a recent television appearance, the Reverend Pat Robertson drew comparisons between Haiti and Clearfield Street.

"They both are disasters. Their people serve the devil," said Robertson. "But, honestly, the weather is much nicer in Haiti."
Lmao yep Mr mack is on the case ! Lock up ur dogs mack attack is on the attack ! Lmao
walvin calls

Philipsburg, PA

#15 Oct 9, 2012
Tim Winters wrote:
We need a contest to find the biggest shithole in the borough. Will start a new thread on this and donate a sign for the front yard of the winner. Work to do now give me a few hours. Peace.
I vote Dingers
Gone Bye Bye

Las Vegas, NV

#16 Oct 9, 2012
Don't understand what all the bitchin is about! The people of Clearfield are lucky to have a qualified code enforcement officer who can drive his ex squad car over to the area and cite the owners involved. Shouldn't take but a half a dozen or so drive bys to find the houses in question,then maybe a year to get the paper
work done. You have to cut the guy some slack, he's busy studying for his test

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