Application to live in Clay, West Vir...

Application to live in Clay, West Virginia

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joker

Bluefield, WV

#1 Mar 22, 2011
Application to live in Clay, West Virginia

Name __________Nickname__________CB Handle__________
Address[RFD no.]________
Daddy [if unknown list 3 suspects]_________Mama________ __
Neck Shade [Lt. red___]{med. Red.___][Dark red___] number of teeth shown in full grin __________
Truck Equipped with:
Gun rack___ 4 Wheel Drive__ Confederate Flag___ Big dog___ 8-track___ Load of wood___
Hi jacker shocks___ Brush Guard___ Fuzz Buster___ Mag Wheels___ Light Bar___ Mud grips___
Toothpick Holder___ Camper shell___ Spittoon___ Air Horns___ Mud Flaps___ Runnin Boards___
Number of empty beer cans on floor board of pickup___
Bumper Stickers:[] Eat more possum [] Insured by Smith & Wesson [] wave if you’re horny
Define the following:[ must be 90% correct ]
1. Grits 2. Muscatel 3. Taters 4. Brogans 5. Fatback 6. Redeye gravy 7. Poke 8. Ramps
9. soppy 10. collards 11. Cracker 12. Chitlins
Favorite Recreation :[] Crawdaddin’{] Frog Giggin’[] Drinkin’[] spittin’[] bull chip throwin’
[] Skinny Dippen’[] possum huntin’[] 4 wheelin’[] turtlin’
Weapons Owned:
[] deer rifle [] bird gun [] tire iron [] log chain [] pick handle [] sawed off shotgun
Number of Hound Dogs____ Type; [] Bluetick [] Beagle [] Redbone
Number of Welfare Checks Received last year______
Club Memberships:[] KKK [] NRA [] Bass Club [] AA
Length of right leg ____ Length of left leg ____ Do you own any shoes ___ if yup how many____
Are you married to any of the following:[] sister [] cousin [] sow [] sheep
Do you know her last name_________
How many cars will have up on blocks in your front yard_____
How many kitchen appliances [ working or not ] will you keep on your front porch______
MrsT

Rock, WV

#2 Mar 22, 2011
Way to hillarious!!!
someone

United States

#3 Mar 22, 2011
That's really degrading but really funny!...deff gets laugh of the day award!!
Best one Ive read lately

Lerona, WV

#4 May 19, 2011
I thought this one should be bumped back up to the top of the list tonite! TOO Funny!

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