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Congressman Alex

Clarksburg, WV

#3 Feb 9, 2013
to all the girls of Clarksburg, mostly. BUT TO THE GIRLS OF THE WORLD>. OTHER THAN TAYLOR SWIFT, obviously. my entire life is "hitting on taylor swift".

I will not be hitting on you. I AM a WALKING SADDIE HAWKINS DANCE.

Capiche?
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#4 Feb 9, 2013
every major song sings me to go to hollywood.i guess cody simpsons song sung i wish u were here you guys all took off to hollywood.one song even sung i made it from sean jay i think he said i told you to let it rock.well at least i'm happy in nanaimo.cheers to the family.my dad is probably trying to get me in the 2nd gate.seeya
Beavis

Fairmont, WV

#5 Feb 9, 2013
gord wrote:
every major song sings me to go to hollywood.i guess cody simpsons song sung i wish u were here you guys all took off to hollywood.one song even sung i made it from sean jay i think he said i told you to let it rock.well at least i'm happy in nanaimo.cheers to the family.my dad is probably trying to get me in the 2nd gate.seeya
You make about as much sense as Alex.
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#6 Feb 9, 2013
taylor you arn't krissa are you.the whole ndss and barsby highschool was picking on me.i was picked on by nanaimo for 31 years.my stuff was generation 1 transformers hunger and instruments of distruction music sung me and nothings gonna stand in our way.the reason why i brought the tv out is because adam calbach and kal took total a dog and told the nieghbours to wake me up.i figure if that was legal partying alone with tv is legal as well.you guys shouldn't pick on eveywhere in nanaimo day in day out.
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#7 Feb 9, 2013
i'm the hey kid today.as long as i'm here i'm always picked on.everytime i wach tv everyone picks on me.monky man rep everywhere robot chicken and subway.i'm curious why everything everyone picks on me.if your curous what i written ask emily osment what stories i written on her topix page.
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#8 Feb 9, 2013
since i invented transformers stan bush keeps an eye on me by singing on me.i almost lost heaven by stan bushes song my fathers son.
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#9 Feb 9, 2013
the reason i don't go outside when usa leaves because the mind my head and lip me off i'm scared of everyone hitting me for hieght i think that why hollywood sliped away from nanaimo.i'm scared of hollywood because if i mental out they mind my head and beat the shit out of me thats why i always aviod family
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#10 Feb 9, 2013
another reason why i let the family slip away because the family cracked my skull robed my house on my birthday woke me up with dogs by nieghbours 4hours sleep for 5 years straight set me up by murder 4hours sleep on and off 5 years straight marykate olsen sued me for her child porn and didn't sue everyone.thats why i don't go to hollywood.they won't stop picking so my plan is to stay home until usa moves completly away
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#11 Feb 9, 2013
i'll write something crapy by dramma story

megatron:soundwave report.what have you survayed in the energy crevice.

soundwave:energy emmission are unstable.explosion would occur.

megatron:the crevice must be closed imediatly.it could devistate the earth.but if the autobot come into the investegation we will lure them into certain doom.

starscream:very good megatron.but do you think optimus is stupid enough to?

megatron:scielence starscream!they will come.we got there human frend spike.throw him into the crevice and send a transmission to optimus.

spike:you wont get away from this optimus will come and you'll pay.

megatron:prime i set the charges in the energy crevice with your human friend spike.you have 13minutes before spike and the earth dies.
prime:where about is this location.

megatron:3miles away.hurry or i'll set off the charges.
prime:we haven't a minute to spare lets go.

prime:we're megatron.seems too queit.nobody here.

spike:prime 30s and it wil blow clear out.get outta here prime.
prime:no
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#12 Feb 9, 2013
pt2

prime:wheres megatron spike.
spike:i don't know.i blacked out when i fell.
prime:lets becareful.we'll make our way down.
spike:trailbreaker.try reseting the counter on the bomb.
trailbreaker:1minute.
megatron:so long prime.detonate the charges.
starscream:i want to se what happens.
megatron:now starscream!
wheeljack:i stablised the crevice.
starscream:say goodbye.
bang
spike:all ok thanks to trailbreakers forcefeild and wheeljack nullified the crevice lets go home.
Nobody

Cameron, WV

#13 Feb 10, 2013
Drugs and alcohol kill - starting with the brain cells!
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#14 Feb 10, 2013
i never go to parties.i don't even have a friend.i'm a zero aire because people lip me off i can't work or go to school.i'm an eathling at 35.this is bc bethlahem is it not?
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#15 Feb 10, 2013
did ndss ate my brother in 2001 did tyler simpson kill him.maybe i'm skitzophernia or my dad might of gambled now the vioces said kevin luie gambled,confusing.my brother in my head said steven spielberg,greyson chance,justin bieber,selena gomez,jena jamison,ashly tisdale and alysa malaino is his kids.to many vioces in my head tricking me.ask them.
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#16 Feb 10, 2013
guys don't trick me day in day out that my dad gambled you guys are making me pay the gambling debt to save ndss and barsby thats why i'm a zeroaire.i didn't know if clay iles made me give all my disabilities check money to my brother arthur.how come everyone treats me like an enimy
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#17 Feb 11, 2013
whats going to happen if i don't fag up the porn is it the vietmeese bees that will eat me and i'll lose my star job or is it that valerie lanes hollywood relitives took off and canada is too poor by robing.maybe my dad or kevin louie gambled so they ask me not to jack off or the whole famly dies because the hells angels shoot us.i get real scared so i give my whole wealfare check away to my brother to save us from geting killed or is it because my brother takes my money because i'm too small get punched out mental too much and the whole house would be whiped out by a break and enter
Congressman Alex

Clarksburg, WV

#18 Feb 12, 2013
Yeeeehaw
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#19 Feb 13, 2013
you didn't mistaken me for my brother arthur did you.maybee you sung trouble on my older brother now i found out hes the hey kid because he said he taught you to wright songs in 2 way meaning in a storyline and he went to harewood school and made too much trouble so when i went to ndss in grade 12 you guys mistaken me for arthur.that why you guys said fuck fag screwed in the head i know collen burns does day in day out.
Candidate for GOD Alex We

Clarksburg, WV

#20 Feb 13, 2013


YO! crazy booty all up in HDinx Thursdahy night. Beer pong and Coyote Ugly.... ;0)

(that's Margaret I'm talking about with the Coyote Ugly reference but don't tell her I don't want to embarrass her. thanks.)
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#21 Feb 13, 2013
i get tricked day in day out by the vioces in my head.people lie to me by trick jokes everything i say is lies in my head thats why i have no friends i live in the false of a stranger world i don't even know who gambled these vioces are police and enimies
gord

Nanaimo, Canada

#22 Feb 16, 2013
is there a hollywood in nanaimo lakes rd.the vioces keep tricking me to go to hollywood but i'm scared of the bears and mountain lions no friends so i don't check whats up there i guess my older brother arthur is keeping it a secret and sometimes i hear him write stories over telepathy maybe hes trying to train me for hollywood.

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