What The Tomato Knows

New York, NY

#1 Sep 4, 2006
"They's a blight on our crops in Tennessee, said Doctor David Popp."You know when cabbages are shriveled up, small it's time to act. They's too much cussing going on in this world. We have studied cabbages and know they are sensitive to curse words. They don't like it. I refer particularly to cabbages raised and reared in the Bible Belt. Our cabbages are clean living Christian cabbages. Potatoes and tomatoes, too. Only less so. The potato knows more than we know. And what the tomato knows would astound the world."


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