1st annual Topix Christmas party

1st annual Topix Christmas party

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Hitler

Canton, OH

#1 Nov 16, 2013
Everybody welcome! We could do it at lodge at old mans cave. They have a great buffet! Could pass out annual awards (like the weirdos in Hollywood do, just not as often!) Face to face conversation (work things out a lot quicker) decent lady could say the blessing before the meal, concerned citizen could give a speech afterwards and Russell could haul all the trash away!(Puppies not allowed inside though .) Kinda new here so let me know what ya'll think. It we could just have it at sinister grins house........
Decent Lady

Circleville, OH

#2 Nov 16, 2013
Hitler wrote:
Everybody welcome! We could do it at lodge at old mans cave. They have a great buffet! Could pass out annual awards (like the weirdos in Hollywood do, just not as often!) Face to face conversation (work things out a lot quicker) decent lady could say the blessing before the meal, concerned citizen could give a speech afterwards and Russell could haul all the trash away!(Puppies not allowed inside though .) Kinda new here so let me know what ya'll think. It we could just have it at sinister grins house........
I will give free haircuts
decent woman

Newark, OH

#3 Nov 16, 2013
I will give all the stringy haired tramps a tight perm.
Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#4 Nov 16, 2013
Decent Lady wrote:
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I will give free haircuts
Caroline could tend bar! Is that ok with you? We'll have designated drivers to keep it safe and goodolboy could give guided tour through the caves! I can take folks fishin for trout at rose lake and you can do baptism in shallow end!(Deep end for Joan sparrow!) Whatcha think??!
jedi

Mount Vernon, OH

#5 Nov 16, 2013
We need to come up with categories for the awards.

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Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#6 Nov 16, 2013
Just read a recent post, having second thoughts about Russell....... and he doesn't have a dump truck anymore, I guess. He should be baptized though! Let you decide which end!!
Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#8 Nov 16, 2013
What about beautiful disaster? She'd like fishin part and her hubby could bring Mylar for tablecovers from DuPont!(Wont need Mylar unless we have it at sinister grins house!) Haven't heard from beautiful disaster since they were heading for lake Eric fishin , been worried!!

Since: Apr 13

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#9 Nov 16, 2013
Hitler wrote:
Everybody welcome! We could do it at lodge at old mans cave. They have a great buffet! Could pass out annual awards (like the weirdos in Hollywood do, just not as often!) Face to face conversation (work things out a lot quicker) decent lady could say the blessing before the meal, concerned citizen could give a speech afterwards and Russell could haul all the trash away!(Puppies not allowed inside though .) Kinda new here so let me know what ya'll think. It we could just have it at sinister grins house........
Have you been drinking Hitler? My house, HELL NO! Anyway, how do you know I am not Jewish? Inviting you into my home would be like inviting a vampire in for god sake.
Poop in my bed

Columbus, OH

#10 Nov 16, 2013
jedi wrote:
We need to come up with categories for the awards.
Favorite User
Most Hated User
Favorite Topic
Best Comment
Funniest Comment
Fell free to add more
already been done http://www.topix.com/forum/city/circleville-o...
Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#11 Nov 16, 2013
SinnisterGrin wrote:
<quoted text> Have you been drinking Hitler? My house, HELL NO! Anyway, how do you know I am not Jewish? Inviting you into my home would be like inviting a vampire in for god sake.
In response :#1) No i haven't, But I will be later!
#2) Your nose isn't big enough, cant be Jewish!
#3) I'm not a Nazi and you're not Jewish! So no sweat! But if so, we'll all be back over for Hanukkah! Cool??!! We'll work it out! Guess I shoulda ask ya bout it first, sorry!!
Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#12 Nov 16, 2013
Oh yeah, sinister grin. If ya Tt Andy, tell him to bring his accordion. But no Dora doll, please! Guess we'll have to do it at the lodge....... or maybe "The Jokers" house!!! Yeah, dats da ticket!!.......
Hitler

Scottsburg, IN

#13 Nov 16, 2013
Poop in my bed wrote:
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already been done http://www.topix.com/forum/city/circleville-o...
Never been done right, so it doesn't count! If you come just make sure there's no poop in your pants! But then I guess decent lady could take care of it at baptism. She is a multi-million tasked!!!
The Joker

Mount Gilead, OH

#15 Nov 17, 2013
Hitler wrote:
Oh yeah, sinister grin. If ya Tt Andy, tell him to bring his accordion. But no Dora doll, please! Guess we'll have to do it at the lodge....... or maybe "The Jokers" house!!! Yeah, dats da ticket!!.......
I have to respectfully decline your invitation to host the party. I always holiday in Gotham City. However, I will supply the cranberry sauce.
CountryGirl

Chillicothe, OH

#16 Nov 17, 2013
Hitler wrote:
Everybody welcome! We could do it at lodge at old mans cave. They have a great buffet! Could pass out annual awards (like the weirdos in Hollywood do, just not as often!) Face to face conversation (work things out a lot quicker) decent lady could say the blessing before the meal, concerned citizen could give a speech afterwards and Russell could haul all the trash away!(Puppies not allowed inside though .) Kinda new here so let me know what ya'll think. It we could just have it at sinister grins house........
I'll be there! I will bring the tar and feathers for Decent Lady and give her a HOLIDAY makeover. Thats bound to look better than her cookie cutter curley perm and I will even put a big red bow with bells on it in her hair so we know where she is at all times. Thats the least I can do to repay her for all the work she has done cleaning up Circleville! Merry Christmas Decent Lady!!
facts

Circleville, OH

#17 Nov 17, 2013
I would like to nominate myself or troll of the year since everyone loved my Liz ramblings
turkeyburger

San Francisco, CA

#18 Nov 17, 2013
if it wouldnt get someone killed would love to show up to one of these things lol

Since: Apr 13

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#20 Nov 18, 2013
Save A Turkey Sock wrote:
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Wrong holiday to boot.
Hey, I could be a Jewish person that celebrates Christmas if I want! Hitler is correct though, my nose gives it away every time.
Hitler

Columbus, OH

#21 Nov 19, 2013
SinnisterGrin wrote:
<quoted text> Hey, I could be a Jewish person that celebrates Christmas if I want! Hitler is correct though, my nose gives it away every time.
I like your nose !! Does this mean we can have it at your house???
Hitler

Columbus, OH

#22 Nov 19, 2013
The Joker wrote:
<quoted text>I have to respectfully decline your invitation to host the party. I always holiday in Gotham City. However, I will supply the cranberry sauce.
Well, thanks for cosidering it. And at least ya didn't call me a Nazi!!
Hitler

Columbus, OH

#23 Nov 19, 2013
CountryGirl wrote:
<quoted text> I'll be there! I will bring the tar and feathers for Decent Lady and give her a HOLIDAY makeover. Thats bound to look better than her cookie cutter curley perm and I will even put a big red bow with bells on it in her hair so we know where she is at all times. Thats the least I can do to repay her for all the work she has done cleaning up Circleville! Merry Christmas Decent Lady!!
She's not so bad in person.....( long as she keeps her false teeth in!) Is there room to have it at your apt? Say 100 people!? I went to check out the lodge, got lost in the woods for two days and just got back!! I think everybody could find your apt and it would be a lot safer!( and not sure I'm allowed back at the lodge!!)

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