Yo mama jokes....
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yo mama

United States

#1 Jul 28, 2012
Are yo mama jokes a thing of the past? I haven't heard a good one in a long time. If you have a good one, share it.
lol

United States

#2 Jul 28, 2012
Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. (I know it's an old one, but still one of my favs)
mommabird

Wilmington, OH

#3 Jul 28, 2012
Yo moma's so fat! The tires go flat when she gets in the car!
Just thought that one up after seeing a fat woman getting into her car and the bottom of her car almost touched the blacktop!

“We do not forget.”

Since: Mar 12

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#4 Jul 28, 2012
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps.
Gravy

Dublin, OH

#5 Jul 28, 2012
Yo momma's so fat, she cut her leg shaving and bob Evans gravy poured out.

“We do not forget.”

Since: Mar 12

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#6 Jul 28, 2012
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a drug test.
Yo mama so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Since: Feb 12

Columbus, OH

#7 Jul 28, 2012
i cannot talk about your mom, cows are sacred in my country.
former roundtowner

Washington Court House, OH

#8 Jul 28, 2012
South of Tracks wrote:
i cannot talk about your mom, cows are sacred in my country.
In my country, cows are worshipped after their parts are grilled and put on a plate.
mommabird

Wilmington, OH

#9 Jul 28, 2012
former roundtowner wrote:
<quoted text>
In my country, cows are worshipped after their parts are grilled and put on a plate.
Good one!
Curious

Columbus, OH

#10 Jul 28, 2012
Yo momma is like a bowling ball....she gets fingered then tossed in the gutter! my all time fave! gross but funny :-)
yo mama

Columbus, OH

#11 Jul 28, 2012
Lmao at cows are sacred and bowling ball. Keep 'em coming, all good stuff.
mommabird

Wilmington, OH

#12 Jul 28, 2012
yo mama wrote:
Lmao at cows are sacred and bowling ball. Keep 'em coming, all good stuff.
Yo mama's so fat she has to take a shower at the car wash and a bath in a swimming pool!
fullofshlt

Jackson, OH

#13 Jul 28, 2012
Yo momma teeth so green if she smiles at a intersection all the cars go.
former roundtowner

Washington Court House, OH

#14 Jul 28, 2012
Yo mama so skinny, she swalla a meatball once and everybody thought she pregnant.
mommabird

Wilmington, OH

#15 Jul 28, 2012
Yo mama's so fat! When she yans all the people in their cars turn their headlights on because they think their driving into a tunnel!
ooh my turn

Findlay, OH

#16 Jul 29, 2012
yo momma so fat she went outside in a malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo momma so fat she went outside in a yellow shirt and kids thought she was the schoolbu.

Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone.

“We do not forget.”

Since: Mar 12

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#17 Jul 29, 2012
Yo mama so cross-eyed when she cries, tears run down her back.

Yo mama so black when she goes to nightschool, teacher marks her absent.
wayne

Saint Louis, MO

#18 Jul 29, 2012
Your mom is so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi pad. Your mom is so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles.
Just sayin

Chillicothe, OH

#19 Jul 29, 2012
Yo mamma so ugly she looks like Margo S.
Hilarious

United States

#20 Jul 29, 2012
Yo mama so stupid when she was asked if she wanted a color tv she asked, "What color?"

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