Got to thank Obama for my welfare in ...

Got to thank Obama for my welfare in person!

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Thanks Obama

Dublin, OH

#1 May 6, 2013
Obama was in Columbus yesterday so I thought it would be a good chance to drive up there and thank him in person for allowing me to stay home and play Xbox all day. I siphoned some gas out of my neighbors car (which was pretty easy because he was at work - idiot) and just drove up to the city. Parking was not an issue because I have my handicapped parking pass due to my paranoia. I shook has hand and thanked him for all the money he has sent my way. He smiled and promised there would be more to come. He palmed me a $50 when I shook his hand and thanked me for having all my dead relatives vote for him. He is such a nice man! America's best days are ahead of us!!! I think everybody should quit their job! This is awesome!

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Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#2 May 6, 2013
I hope he washed his hands after he shook yours. Lame ass slacker that you are.
Thanks Obama

Dublin, OH

#3 May 6, 2013
He licked them, actually. Then he offered me an ambassadorship to his home country.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#4 May 6, 2013
Thanks Obama wrote:
He licked them, actually. Then he offered me an ambassadorship to his home country.
LOL

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