Do you like to sniff farts?

[True American]

That's a question I've been waiting to see polled for about a jillion years! Do I like to sniff farts? YES, YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!! There is nothing better. Wow this is great. Keep them coming and please readers out there respond to this one. Your input is needed!!! This is great!!!

[Sid Goldstein]

Thanks so much for posting this poll. I about had a break down when I saw this. Finally someone has posted something that I'm really interested in. Like my Grandfather always said, "To take a dump is human, to sniff a fart is divine", that is so so true. I've got an idea! Everybody who really likes to sniff 'em can come over to my house and we can let go with some real good ones and sniff to our hearts content!!! That would be so cool!!!
Great poll, this is wonderful, keep it up.

[Garden City Dude]

I love this poll, it is so wonderful and cool. Man, there is nothing I like to do better than to whiff and sniff dry farts, juicy farts, smelly farts, human farts, animal farts----every kind of fart that you can imagine I've did the ol' sniffaroo on and loved it. Keep the posts coming, I think they are great.

[Sniffer]

Yes I am a "Sniffer", and proud of it. Thanks for posting the poll/blog, it's great to finally have a place where people with the same avocation can get together and discuss their favorite thing, sniffing farts. What would be neat is that we could have a bean supper and then afterwards sit around and whiff each other's bung. That would be wonderful.

[Flatulence Dude]

“Do you like to sniff farts?” This is the most intelligent question that I’ve ever seen posted on the inter net. Many kudos to the person who created this poll, I’ve looked for something like this for years. I must give the question a big yes. In fact I’ve started a club, Flatulence Forever that is dedicated to the sniffing, whiffing and smelling of the gaseous exhalation of the human bung.
We are fart connoisseurs and spend all of our free time with our noses pressed to the bung of our fellow club members and when we can do it just about everyone else in the hope to get a sinus full of fart.
My favorite is the cabbage, cheese and broccoli fart…it’s the best.

[Gaseous]

This is a great site...thank God I've found a group that I have much in common with. Thought I would pass on a little hint to those that love to smell their own farts,(as I do). First eat a boat load of beans, cabbage, corned beef, etc., whatever gets your bung smokeing. Then take two 50 gallon trash bag, pull one up to your waist and pull the other down over your head..then...and you MUST do this, tape them together so they are fart tight. After that sit back and wait for the sniff treat of your life. You might want to poke a couple of small holes so you can breathe but once you start cranking out those gaseous olafactory treats you will think that you have died and went to heaven. It's the greatest most wonderful experience you will ever have!!!

[Sniffer Dude]

Hey thanks for this poll, it's WONDERFUL. As I'm writing this I have a huge baggy covering my entire body.(You can't get these at Wal-Mart but they do carry them at Sam's). Anyway, I've got this humongous clear bagg covering my body and I finshed a meal of pickled herrings and cabbage about an hour ago. What a treat!!! My bung is burping and purring away like nobody's business and I'm sniffing every delicious gaseous eruption!!! I positively love it! The only thing better would be if I could hold my nose to my own ass...which I can't because of a motorcycle accident I was in a couple of years ago which really screwed up my flexibility. At one time I could do that and yearn for those days but I'm making due the best I can. Again thanks for this site, it's super!!!

[contraman]

Fart sniffing is blissful! I've said this before but an old Icelandic saying, "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it" Hence an anonymous fart or one done by an ugly old hag, no way, but to sniff a fart let off by a gorgeous 25 year old blonde--- awesome! Also, EVERYONE accepts, tolerates, even ENJOYS the smells of their own farts, so why no someone elses, PROVIDED that person was someone you found attractive sexually. The arse is possibly the most sexy part of a girl's anatomy, & the arse hole is its centrepiece, so HOW can any smell from that wonderful orifice be considered vulgar? When you are willing to sniff the vfart of someone else, you are paying that person a wonderful compliment! And smell, like the other 4 senses, has always had sexual connotations!
Bring it on-- let's have MORE views on the "art of fart"

[Garden City Dude]

contraman wrote:

Fart sniffing is blissful! I've said this before but an old Icelandic saying, "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it" Hence an anonymous fart or one done by an ugly old hag, no way, but to sniff a fart let off by a gorgeous 25 year old blonde--- awesome! Also, EVERYONE accepts, tolerates, even ENJOYS the smells of their own farts, so why no someone elses, PROVIDED that person was someone you found attractive sexually. The arse is possibly the most sexy part of a girl's anatomy, & the arse hole is its centrepiece, so HOW can any smell from that wonderful orifice be considered vulgar? When you are willing to sniff the vfart of someone else, you are paying that person a wonderful compliment! And smell, like the other 4 senses, has always had sexual connotations!
Bring it on-- let's have MORE views on the "art of fart"

Greetings to my soul brother and fart sniffing compatriot from across the seas. Thank you O’ Contraman for making the “Do you like to sniff farts” thread a truly international forum dedicated to the art and science of filling one’s olfactory facilities with the delicate gaseous expulsion of the arse.
I can tell from your introductory posting that you are not a fart inhaling dilettante but a dedicated connoisseur of the art of fart inhalation. It is an honor to enroll you in our selective yet very accepting brother/sisterhood.
As you know you now belong to the crème de la crème of all societies. When Prince Charles and Camilla met with President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush they spent the first evening in the Lincoln bedroom nose to arse until the wee hours of the morning. This fart sniffing session firmly cemented the already warm fraternal bond between our two countries forming an impenetrable shield of goodwill that will last for centuries.
Again, we are honored to have you as a member of the fart sniffing elite and hope that you continue to contribute to our thread on a regular basis.

[Ima Tootin]

This is so wonderful!!!! It's been said before but I must say it again...this is the best thing that has happened to the internet since Al Gore. Superb, wonderful, exciting, heart warming, intelligent, etc., think of every positive adjective that exists and it applies to this site...did I say intelligent? Anyway please keep this thread going, I love it!!!!

[jonisjackingoff]

Oh man, to have Jessica Alba rip some ripe ones in my face! I want to sniff Jessica Alba's farts!

[contraman]

jonisjackingoff wrote:

Oh man, to have Jessica Alba rip some ripe ones in my face! I want to sniff Jessica Alba's farts!

Frankly I'd love to sniff farts done by ANY attractive young ladies!
Fart sniffing HAS to be the lovliest way to spend a weekend!

[not big mama now]

you all are sick. farts are rank. i go out of my way not to smell them, not even me own brand.