They finally got him!
yes

Hastings On Hudson, NY

#1 May 3, 2011
Just what I heard hot off the press with Skillet.

President Black Obama gave a speech last night. They finally found Santa Claus in the North Pole and gunned him down. We all know it was him because the Tooth Fairy has confirmed DNA samples from his beard. In 30 minutes or less they stuffed the body in a WalMart bag and dumped it in the river, but before you all go out there to see for yourselves, please note that the Loch Ness Monster did indeed pop up and swallow the body whole.

Many celebrated on the streets to display their mass psychopathy and to worship the axis of terror (USA, GB, and Isreal) for saving the day again! Vote Black Obama for the United $tates President!
Milos Scenarios

Tallassee, AL

#2 Oct 17, 2012
And let there be light, la-dee-da, bump!

Since: Jun 12

Benton, IL

#3 Oct 18, 2012
Hahahahaha
Farmers Market

United States

#4 Oct 18, 2012
That must have been Osama Bin Laden. That was a smack in the face up, down, left and right, plus a backhand for good measure, LOL~
me

Harrisburg, IL

#5 Oct 25, 2012
yes wrote:
Just what I heard hot off the press with Skillet.

President Black Obama gave a speech last night. They finally found Santa Claus in the North Pole and gunned him down. We all know it was him because the Tooth Fairy has confirmed DNA samples from his beard. In 30 minutes or less they stuffed the body in a WalMart bag and dumped it in the river, but before you all go out there to see for yourselves, please note that the Loch Ness Monster did indeed pop up and swallow the body whole.

Many celebrated on the streets to display their mass psychopathy and to worship the axis of terror (USA, GB, and Isreal) for saving the day again! Vote Black Obama for the United $tates President!
surely it had to be a Santa Claus imposter! Just like all those videos made of OBL & aired while he was hidden away.
I am a firm believer that Santa is NOT from the North Pole, but resides in Korvatunturi, Finland. Google it.:)
IMO

Jonesboro, AR

#6 Oct 25, 2012
No, it was definantly Santa, the Tooth Fairy confirmed it through DNA. lol

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