Happy Birthday B&E Bob ~~<3~~<3~~<3

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“Rally Squirrel & Fred Bird ”

Since: Apr 11

Still Living at Busch Stadium

#1 Feb 13, 2012
February 14th is B&E Bob's Birthday!!!

Please post a comment and join in the Celebration!
preacher man

Chillicothe, MO

#2 Feb 13, 2012
Happy birthday Bob, drink lots of antifreeze!

“Rally Squirrel & Fred Bird ”

Since: Apr 11

Still Living at Busch Stadium

#4 Feb 13, 2012
As Promised...A Poem for B&E Bob!!!!

Pop the cork off a bottle of cabernet,
Cause Valentine's is also B&E Bob's birthday.
That makes today,
A double holiday,
And it all began with a May roll in the hay.

He came into the world like a New Age Cupid,
Clutching his bow and crying "Inbreds are Stupid".
A spelling savant reputed,
His skill is undisputed,
Proof that spelling crimes should be prosecuted.

His little knuckles were tattooed at birth,
And he engages in fisticuffs with mighty mirth.
Sweet Mother Earth,
Gave him girth,
Combined with good humor that improves his worth.

So to honor this natural born God of Love,
May we feast well on bacon & eggs~~a lot of.
Remove your boxing glove,
Please don't shove,
And lift your forks in praise to the Lord above.

THANKS BE TO GOD for giving us B&B BOB!!!
He is an A Hole

Leavenworth, KS

#5 Feb 13, 2012
I hope he spends it alone and miserable.

“Rally Squirrel & Fred Bird ”

Since: Apr 11

Still Living at Busch Stadium

#6 Feb 13, 2012
Here are a few of the events scheduled:

o Taco Bell will be celebrating with free bacon and egg burritos. Just say "Inbreds Rule".

o Uncle Pervy will demonstrate the proper technique to "bob" for an apple. The tub will be set-up at noon at the Silver Moon Plaza. We anticipate that he will be wearing his teeth.

o Aunt Pervy will be serving her delicious banana pudding with 'nilla wafers following the apple bob.

o FreeeeThinker and Iwmfu will be leading a special prayer service at the Church of B&E Bob. New Guy will lead the choir in the "Tootsie Roll".

o Mr Cathouse will be joining Mayor Haney to present a special proclamation for Bob on the steps of City Hall at 3:00 pm. Cocktails following at Saale's.

o Donald Simkins will challenge Bob to a spelling bee at 5:00 pm. Winner will receive a free world famous Jack's tenderloin sandwich from Piggly Wiggly.

o The final event for the day will be a gala dance at the Eagles Club. Sissy la la will be leading-off the evening clogging to "Cotton Eyed Joe".

Let The Fun Begin!!!!

Since: Dec 11

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#7 Feb 14, 2012
Happy BDay my old friend and what an eventful day. I have heard the party at Saale's is by invite only...I hope you sent a shout out to Johnn, VRA and Jenxy. Wouldn't be same without the core of your fan club.

If Chuck and I are late for the ceremony at City Hall, think nothing of it. He will insist on a pre-ceremony cocktail or two.

If you can't finish that Tenderloin, I can lend a helping hand...

Pastor Freeee and Brother Iwmfu will no doubt have a special speech prepared for this.

And to top off the fun-filled day....Sissy la la in the flesh...HOW LUCKY CAN ONE MAN BE.

I almost forgot Aunt Pervy's puddin laced with something from the 60's. Save me a bowl Uncle Pervy...

“Rally Squirrel & Fred Bird ”

Since: Apr 11

Still Living at Busch Stadium

#9 Feb 14, 2012
Start the music:

&fe ature=related

“Rally Squirrel & Fred Bird ”

Since: Apr 11

Still Living at Busch Stadium

#10 Feb 14, 2012
Uncle Pervy wrote:
Aunt Pervy has a special Valentines gift for me this year. After attending all of todays festivities, she is gonna help me pound one out.
gawd I loves me some of that Aunt Pervy !!
Happy Valentine's Day to you and Aunt Pervy... you two crazy kids.
:)

Since: Sep 10

Chillicothe

#11 Feb 14, 2012
Have a giant bacon omelet to celebrate the day, top it off with comments on Topix.

“Go get educated”

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#12 Feb 14, 2012
_Natalie wrote:
As Promised...A Poem for B&E Bob!!!!
Pop the cork off a bottle of cabernet,
Cause Valentine's is also B&E Bob's birthday.
That makes today,
A double holiday,
And it all began with a May roll in the hay.
He came into the world like a New Age Cupid,
Clutching his bow and crying "Inbreds are Stupid".
A spelling savant reputed,
His skill is undisputed,
Proof that spelling crimes should be prosecuted.
His little knuckles were tattooed at birth,
And he engages in fisticuffs with mighty mirth.
Sweet Mother Earth,
Gave him girth,
Combined with good humor that improves his worth.
So to honor this natural born God of Love,
May we feast well on bacon & eggs~~a lot of.
Remove your boxing glove,
Please don't shove,
And lift your forks in praise to the Lord above.
THANKS BE TO GOD for giving us B&B BOB!!!
Absolutely LOVE it! What a wonderful birthday gift from a wonderful friend. Thanks Nat!

Since: Mar 11

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#14 Feb 14, 2012
Uncle Pervy wrote:
In honor of BandE Bob's b-day (and any other day)... Aunt Pervy says she gonna treat me like a freshman on a back-seat date.
Can I get a woot-woot...?!
Don't wear the poor women out before I get my puddin...

VRA

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#15 Feb 14, 2012
Here's wishing B&E a happy birthday and Valentine's Day! May your day be filled with beautiful things, such as chocolate covered bacon for breakfast and a nail biting game of Words with Friends.

:)

Since: Jan 10

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#17 Feb 14, 2012
Happy Birthentine's Day GodBob!!

One for the Saale Dollies

FREE MARK WOODWORTH

Olathe, KS

#18 Feb 14, 2012
Happy Birthday Bob! wow never thought people could come together on here and yet they still amaze me. 3 cheers for the BOB, HIP HIP HOORAY, HIP HIP HOORAY, HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!

“Just Think of Duck Sauce ”

Since: Oct 09

Where the Green Grass Grows

#19 Feb 15, 2012
Per request from Nat, I must Stop by.
So Happy Birthday to the gentleman, that no one else on Topix will ever know. Cheers to the Topix a$$ we all love to hate :O)

http://youtu.be/PZ6olS7RgBc

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Biscuits and Gravy Mary

Chillicothe, MO

#20 Feb 17, 2012
Here's my Birthday song, you big stud, you!

“Go get educated”

Since: Nov 11

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#21 Feb 18, 2012
Biscuits and Gravy Mary wrote:
Here's my Birthday song, you big stud, you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =SaV-6qerkqIXX
B&G Mary, you are an extraordinarily cool girl. Congrats, you picked the perfect song to describe B&E Bob.

“Go get educated”

Since: Nov 11

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#22 Feb 18, 2012
Chelle Jenx wrote:
Per request from Nat, I must Stop by.
So Happy Birthday to the gentleman, that no one else on Topix will ever know. Cheers to the Topix a$$ we all love to hate :O)
http://youtu.be/PZ6olS7RgBc
Thanks Jenxy! Chillicothe Topix is dead without you. Please come back.

“Go get educated”

Since: Nov 11

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#23 Feb 18, 2012
VRA wrote:
Here's wishing B&E a happy birthday and Valentine's Day! May your day be filled with beautiful things, such as chocolate covered bacon for breakfast and a nail biting game of Words with Friends.
:)
This is a pleasant surprise. Thanks VRA!

“Go get educated”

Since: Nov 11

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#24 Feb 18, 2012
Iwmfu wrote:
Happy Birthentine's Day GodBob!!
One for the Saale Dollies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Yynn5gW2jo0XX
Thanks!

One for Iw

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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