Monkeys taking over Chillicothe

Monkeys taking over Chillicothe

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“Nobody likes a Buzz killer...”

Since: Feb 13

Letmebee

#1 Feb 1, 2013
Sheriff Cox releases 2012 Statistics:

http://www.chillicothenews.com/article/201302...

Crime is on the rise in the Home of Sliced Bread in every category. In addition to an increase in the number of registered sex offenders, Livingston County is being overrun by monkeys:

"There were 44 exotic animals (namely monkeys at one location) registered with the sheriff's office in 2012, up from just four the previous year."

Thank the good Lord that there was an increase in the number of CCW permits issued over the same period--our local minute men will be able to keep those monkeys under control!

LOL--That's today's buzzzz.

“Nobody likes a Buzz killer...”

Since: Feb 13

Letmebee

#2 Feb 1, 2013
BREAKING NEWS!!!

A squadron of monkeys have been sighted flying over the Hy-Vee parking lot:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/oz-flying-monkeys...

It must be that Midnight Madness sale on bananas. Where's Lobo and his AR-15? Who will protect our produce? We need our smoothies!

(((L-O-B-O)))--(((L-O-B-O)))-- (((L-O-B-O)))!!!
here now

Jamesport, MO

#3 Feb 2, 2013
this don't make any sense
strom thurmond

Kansas City, MO

#4 Feb 2, 2013
"Monkeys taking over" I figured with rumors shut down that they would leave town
GRANDPA

Hale, MO

#5 Feb 2, 2013
strom thurmond wrote:
"Monkeys taking over" I figured with rumors shut down that they would leave town
Hahahahahahahahaha !

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