Skate or Die!So, exactly who is it that Rucker and Nickell want to take the town back from? Skateboarders? Bike riders? Good Lord, I come near panic thinking of the barbaric hordes of blood crazed skateboarders that have held Chico hostage for so long! Just the thought of them and their despicable bicycle buddies keep my visits to Peet's down to only two or three times a week! Horrors!
Since what some people have come to call the "riot" didn't take place "downtown" it couldn't be the "riotors" who have that maniacal hold on Chico right? Whatever!
Chico is such a scary place!
Hey Nickell, most people you know go to the bars downtown!