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The Dude

Chicago, IL

#1 Jan 8, 2010
Sight seen: someone getting the old rusty trombone in a car on 111thlast night

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Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#2 Jan 8, 2010
What's the coldest temperature allowed for outdoor hottub action ? Does Ridge PD bust outdoor winter hottub parties ? Go bowling, sip a white russian and abide. Where's my robe ?
Walter

Chicago, IL

#3 Jan 9, 2010
I cant believe they pissed on the Dude's rug....

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Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#4 Feb 4, 2010
I once asked Joe the Bartender to make me a white russian. He asked me why would I want to be a russian anyway ?
Kenny

Chicago, IL

#5 Feb 5, 2010
I told him to make me a mojito, seconds later i was a gay mexican....i love that guy

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#6 Feb 14, 2010
The Big Lebowski: Are you employed, sir?
The Dude: Employed?
The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude: Is this a... what day is this?
The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind...
The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Lately

Oak Lawn, IL

#7 Feb 15, 2010
The Dude wrote:
Sight seen: someone getting the old rusty trombone in a car on 111thlast night
Ms Midge doing the honors?
The Dude

Chicago, IL

#8 Feb 15, 2010
Lately wrote:
<quoted text>Ms Midge doing the honors?
unsure who Ms Midge is....
walter sobchak

United States

#9 Feb 26, 2010
Damnit dude these people are all a bunch of amateurs.
JimmyO

Chicago, IL

#10 Mar 26, 2010
The Plastic Bag Man wrote:
I once asked Joe the Bartender to make me a white russian. He asked me why would I want to be a russian anyway ?
I once asked Joe for change for a dollar, he said fuk you I voted for Obama. I once tried to outdrink Norman, aint seen em since. I once shot a man for snoring, Im the kinda guy who loves the ole angry pirate. Turtlehead tomorrow... any takers? no not that kinda turtle head, thats a felony
Shout out to JSmoe

Tinley Park, IL

#11 Mar 26, 2010
JimmyO wrote:
<quoted text>I once asked Joe for change for a dollar, he said fuk you I voted for Obama. I once tried to outdrink Norman, aint seen em since. I once shot a man for snoring, Im the kinda guy who loves the ole angry pirate. Turtlehead tomorrow... any takers? no not that kinda turtle head, thats a felony
JimmySmOe! You're back you turd!
JimmyO

Tinley Park, IL

#12 Mar 27, 2010
OK so I'm a poser. I'm not the really Jimmy O. I just feel insecure still living in my mama's basement tapping on the computer while the real Jimmy O is settled down with his family and doing very well. It's not fair. I didn't care if I was hurting his family with my posing and my comments which makes me kind of a big dope.
I see the light.
The Dude

Las Vegas, NV

#13 Mar 28, 2010
The Dude: What's in the f*ckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the f*ckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f*cking beer. He's not taking your f*cking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my f*ckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f*ck herself.
Walter Sobchak: F*ck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Donnie the Bowler

Naperville, IL

#14 May 12, 2011
The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude.
The Dude:[shouting] Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
Kenny

Chicago, IL

#15 May 13, 2011
the Dude abides
Sandy Koufax

Naperville, IL

#16 Jun 17, 2011
DUDE Hey Walter come on, it's just--hey man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know, it's just a game, man.
WALTER This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
SMOKEY Yeah, but I wasn't--
WALTER Am I wrong!?
SMOKEY Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker, Dude, I'm marking it an eight.
WALTER Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
DUDE Walter--man--
WALTER You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
Jimmy

Chicago, IL

#17 Aug 2, 2011
has anyone seen my shoe? i lost it crossing 111th by jennys
Sammy

Chicago, IL

#18 Sep 9, 2011
Ive been wearing 2 left shoes the last couple a days. I keep walking in clockwise circles, its weird. Gotta buck?
Lerch

United States

#19 Sep 21, 2011
Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?

The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

Younger Cop:[expectant pause] In the briefcase?

The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?

The Dude: I'm unemployed.
Drinky Drinks

Chicago, IL

#20 Sep 23, 2011
gonna get me a bottle of vodka and take me this here lil pill and and watch me some Cops and GOOD NITE...... HEHEHEHEHe

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