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Drinky Drinks

United States

#1 Aug 22, 2008
gonna snarf some booze and howl at the moon this weekend Click
The Plastic Bag Man

United States

#2 Aug 22, 2008
Bottle rockets + alcohol + The Plastic Bag Man = one kick ass weekend. My Schwinn 10 speed is ready for action. Watch out you hot chicks.
I'll be looking for jimmy ohara too - he broke into my garage and ripped off a bunch of my shit and pawned it.
Fence Knocker Downer

United States

#3 Sep 18, 2008
$1 bottles tonite, who is in, giggity gigiity
Mo Money

Chicago, IL

#4 Sep 26, 2008
SS raised the price of beers it's $1.25 thursdays and $1.50 saturdays. gots to find me a me a cheaper waterin' hole

“always deseed and destem”

Since: Sep 08

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#5 Sep 26, 2008
you kidding me? they once had $1 coors light bottles everyday, that went away. Whats next, they gonna claim 20% of your take from the poker machines?
Norman Jacobus

United States

#6 Oct 31, 2008
Party in the cemetary tonite...bring the quarter sticks and the sacraficial possum
Kenny Lindgren

United States

#7 Nov 4, 2008
The new fence at Holy sepuchure aint as challenging as the old wrought iron one they use to have. I still hold the record of plowing down 27 ft of it, but Im putting an asterisk next to it. You see Im an honest joe. Speaking of Joe, hey make mine a double.
Craig Foxx

Chicago, IL

#8 Nov 21, 2008
Who wants their aass kicked in tonite?

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#9 Dec 30, 2008
&fe ature=related

This happened to me once when I used to ride my bike everywhere. I was riding behind Alexanders Gyros on Southwest Highway. I don't know if it was a steak or a gyro that hit me. I think the guy that threw it was wearing a Frenzels t-shirt and I may have seen him at the 87th Street Frenzels before. I liked that place too. There was a bartender there who looked like Marsha Brady.....

“always deseed and destem”

Since: Sep 08

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#11 Jan 9, 2009
Gorrilla Head checking in. So Im sleeping off a bad rum drunk this past weekend in this van over by 110th and Oak when this SUV sideswipes me. Turns out its this horrny divorcee I use to plow like an Iowa cornfield in April. Great body, if you know what I mean. She stops like she is suppose to to survey the damage, not knowing I was in there. We recognized each other and boom, its time to make the donuts. Cant say I was mad about the damage to the van, it wasnt mine, I was just inhabiting it. Nice tramp-stamp too, real classy, wouldnt mind playing hide the burrito with her again soon. Anyhow, moral of my story is, you can lead a gift horse to water, but you cant look em in the mouth. GH out!

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#12 Mar 6, 2009
Nice day to chill out at Saganaski or Maple Lake. New year. New bike. I found out that Canada Geese are the reincarnation of crooked cops. It would be a lot cooler if everyone was cool.

&fe ature=related

“always deseed and destem”

Since: Sep 08

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#13 Mar 29, 2009
PBM Im posting again, was a way for a while but now im back...Im shacking w\this lady over by 104th and nashville. she says she has 2 pet ferrets but im thinking there rats. anyhow i dont see this lasting long, i mean this chick has more gas than a Shell. gotta go, beggers pizza just got here
sammy d angelo

Richmond, IN

#14 Apr 5, 2009
hey im back in town...gotta buck?

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#15 May 1, 2009
Was at Thornton's on Southwest Highway and Harlem when I encountered Jimmy O'Hara and Donny Seeban in the parking lot. They told me they figured out a sure system to pick the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby tommorrow. They wouldn't tell me exactly what the system was, but said they needed $ 20 bucks from me if I wanted in. They said they would turn my $ 20 into $ 1000. I said okay. After that they left and went to the Pump Room.
Jimmy said at this time tommorrow we'll be eating steak at Krapils and drinking those $ 12 Long Island Ice Teas.
Kentucky Derby

Alsip, IL

#16 May 1, 2009
The Plastic Bag Man wrote:
Was at Thornton's on Southwest Highway and Harlem when I encountered Jimmy O'Hara and Donny Seeban in the parking lot. They told me they figured out a sure system to pick the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby tommorrow. They wouldn't tell me exactly what the system was, but said they needed $ 20 bucks from me if I wanted in. They said they would turn my $ 20 into $ 1000. I said okay. After that they left and went to the Pump Room.
Jimmy said at this time tommorrow we'll be eating steak at Krapils and drinking those $ 12 Long Island Ice Teas.
Cross your self, cross your fingers, wishbones and shamrocks. Good Luck to ya!
Jimmy O

Chicago, IL

#17 May 4, 2009
The Plastic Bag Man wrote:
Was at Thornton's on Southwest Highway and Harlem when I encountered Jimmy O'Hara and Donny Seeban in the parking lot. They told me they figured out a sure system to pick the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby tommorrow. They wouldn't tell me exactly what the system was, but said they needed $ 20 bucks from me if I wanted in. They said they would turn my $ 20 into $ 1000. I said okay. After that they left and went to the Pump Room.
Jimmy said at this time tommorrow we'll be eating steak at Krapils and drinking those $ 12 Long Island Ice Teas.
Sorry I overslept and missed betting on the Derby, but trust me I was gonna pick that #8 horse to win... Anyhow if you give me another $20 I will bet the winner in the 6th at Maywood tonight...

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#18 May 9, 2009
Check out the story about this goat that the cops arrested. They say the goat is actually a dude who tried to commit a robbery and shape-shifted into a goat when he ran away to avoid getting busted. Cops are smarter though. They saw through the BS and busted the goat anyway. This is more common than you think. I need to learn how to do
this shape-shifting.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/art...
frankfurter

Chicago, IL

#19 May 11, 2009
WTF are you talking about???
Norman Jacobus

Green Bay, WI

#20 May 11, 2009
I use to turn myself into a deer when I was in the woods partying

“actual mugshot ”

Since: Aug 08

Dixmoor, Illinois

#21 Jul 2, 2009
This weekend me and Donnie S. will play the part of the British while Jimmy O and Norman foolishly will be the Americans. Someday this re-enactment will be a part of Ridgefest so we can teach people history while we throw M-80's at each other.

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