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Follower of Christ

United States

#33 Apr 22, 2013
Pretty sad you make a joke about something so serious! But that's okay because one day you won't be laughing that I can promise you, so why you get on this form and think its funny to mock and make fun of Jesus Christ! I guarantee one day you won't be laughing!
Pee Wee Hummin

Castle Rock, CO

#34 Apr 22, 2013
I do not laugh and make fun. Moans of pleasure and groans of ecstasy are the only appropriate noises for this wonderous miracle!
nice guy

Kingfisher, OK

#35 Apr 22, 2013
Follower of Christ wrote:
Pretty sad you make a joke about something so serious! But that's okay because one day you won't be laughing that I can promise you, so why you get on this form and think its funny to mock and make fun of Jesus Christ! I guarantee one day you won't be laughing!
Why? Cant he take a little critisism, or a joke? Isn't he supposed to forgive us for everything? You promise I wont be laughing? Has Jesus given you the power to see the future!!!! Hell sign me up then.
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#36 Apr 22, 2013
Follower of Christ wrote:
Pretty sad you make a joke about something so serious! But that's okay because one day you won't be laughing that I can promise you, so why you get on this form and think its funny to mock and make fun of Jesus Christ! I guarantee one day you won't be laughing!
Your are completely right about everything and Jesus is looking down and they will get karma.
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#37 Apr 22, 2013
nice guy wrote:
<quoted text>Why? Cant he take a little critisism, or a joke? Isn't he supposed to forgive us for everything? You promise I wont be laughing? Has Jesus given you the power to see the future!!!! Hell sign me up then.
In order to be saved or forgiven you must REPENT!! You don't keep doing sins then just say oh well he's gonna forgive me....it must be in your heart that you are truly sorry for what you have done....I'm 17 and know that's not how this works!! You people have no idea what your doing!!! You guys are going to burn for eternity if you don't start believing and repenting to god!
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#38 Apr 22, 2013
Pee Wee Hummin wrote:
I do not laugh and make fun. Moans of pleasure and groans of ecstasy are the only appropriate noises for this wonderous miracle!
And this is totally inappropriate!! Making fun of god? He died for you!!! He loves you! And I can't believe you are being this way!! I'd start going to church it reading the bible...
budding atheist

United States

#39 Apr 22, 2013
shelby wrote:
<quoted text>In order to be saved or forgiven you must REPENT!! You don't keep doing sins then just say oh well he's gonna forgive me....it must be in your heart that you are truly sorry for what you have done....I'm 17 and know that's not how this works!! You people have no idea what your doing!!! You guys are going to burn for eternity if you don't start believing and repenting to god!
So let me get this straight. Your "god" is supposed all forgiving and pure love and kindness and unicorn farts, but if I don't follow the bible, which is the word of MAN, I will burn for eternity? It's truly sad to me that supposedly smart people don't see the hypocrisy and ridiculousness of this dichotomy. The bible was written by MEN hundreds of years AFTER the death of Jesus. Only gospels that fit what the church's viewpoints were are included, and it has been changed and revised by MEN hundreds of times since. Most of the supposed "holy days" (holidays for the less educated) are loosely based on pagan holidays that were in existence for thousands of years across many civilizations. If you're going to try and defend religion, at least educate yourself on historical FACTS surrounding the time periods in question.
Follower of Christ

Arlington, TX

#40 Apr 22, 2013
shelby wrote:
<quoted text>
And this is totally inappropriate!! Making fun of god? He died for you!!! He loves you! And I can't believe you are being this way!! I'd start going to church it reading the bible...
Thank you Shelby! I'm glad you are a believe in God too. As for these other people who want to mock and laugh at and curse at our Lord you are right they will pay! For the Bible says " It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of The Lord". They don't wanna believe and they think by mocking God that it will help them! But as for you and I we know the truth! And we will spend eternity with Jesus in Heaven! I really do feel sorry for all these people because when they take their last breath and are immediately in the presence of God they will realize how wrong they were and by then it will be too late. But they will have eternity to regret their secession! Stay strong Shelby don't ever let anyone make you doubt what you know is true! God bless you my friend! We need more young people in Christ the world is getting worse by the hour!
Follower of Christ

Arlington, TX

#41 Apr 22, 2013
budding atheist wrote:
<quoted text>
So let me get this straight. Your "god" is supposed all forgiving and pure love and kindness and unicorn farts, but if I don't follow the bible, which is the word of MAN, I will burn for eternity? It's truly sad to me that supposedly smart people don't see the hypocrisy and ridiculousness of this dichotomy. The bible was written by MEN hundreds of years AFTER the death of Jesus. Only gospels that fit what the church's viewpoints were are included, and it has been changed and revised by MEN hundreds of times since. Most of the supposed "holy days" (holidays for the less educated) are loosely based on pagan holidays that were in existence for thousands of years across many civilizations. If you're going to try and defend religion, at least educate yourself on historical FACTS surrounding the time periods in question.
You sir are wrong on so many points! If you don't wanna believe in God fine go join a Muslim group and blow yourself up out in a field somewhere in the name of Allah because your wasting good air that someone else could be using! The Bible has been backed up by numerous historical documents ex. Dead Sea Scrolls! And others. You know quite frankly how can you walk outside on a clear night and look up at the stars and not believe that there is a higher power? You know when you look at something with a beautiful design it screams out, that there was a designer. You can't look at the universe and see how big and vast it is and not wonder who made it! Or the human body how complicated and complex it is. Like I said one day you will answer to your creator and you will have all the proof you need!
budding atheist

Moultrie, GA

#42 Apr 22, 2013
Follower of Christ wrote:
<quoted text>You sir are wrong on so many points! If you don't wanna believe in God fine go join a Muslim group and blow yourself up out in a field somewhere in the name of Allah because your wasting good air that someone else could be using! The Bible has been backed up by numerous historical documents ex. Dead Sea Scrolls! And others. You know quite frankly how can you walk outside on a clear night and look up at the stars and not believe that there is a higher power? You know when you look at something with a beautiful design it screams out, that there was a designer. You can't look at the universe and see how big and vast it is and not wonder who made it! Or the human body how complicated and complex it is. Like I said one day you will answer to your creator and you will have all the proof you need!
You are still living in the land of rainbows and unicorn farts. The Dead Sea scrolls is in fact a historical text. There are many others like it that are in fact shunned by the church and decried as heresy because they do not fit the church's accepted story line. I can look at the stars and see the amazing work of the natural universe. It can all be explained by physics and evolution if you'd care to open your mind instead of being blinded by church propaganda.
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#43 Apr 22, 2013
budding atheist wrote:
<quoted text>You are still living in the land of rainbows and unicorn farts. The Dead Sea scrolls is in fact a historical text. There are many others like it that are in fact shunned by the church and decried as heresy because they do not fit the church's accepted story line. I can look at the stars and see the amazing work of the natural universe. It can all be explained by physics and evolution if you'd care to open your mind instead of being blinded by church propaganda.
You can believe what you want but you shouldn't say things that offend people. You will see when god comes back to get his people you shouldn't listened and started believing!
Pee Wee Hummin

Castle Rock, CO

#44 Apr 22, 2013
When the miracle happens I just love everyone and everything no matter what they say or do against my God Inventor and Purveyor of Orgasms (that's what my parents call the miracle - an orgasm).

And guess what else I found out from Mom and Pop today. They say that the mess I make during the miracle is 1/2 of the working biological ingredients for making a brand new, unique, never seen before human being!

This miracle just keeps getting better and better.
Pee Wee Hummin

Castle Rock, CO

#45 Apr 22, 2013
Uh...shelby doesn't know how to talk very well and should've paid more attention in English class, shouldn't she have?

I'm gonna go enjoy another miracle now! Fifth one today so far!
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#46 Apr 22, 2013
Pee Wee Hummin wrote:
Uh...shelby doesn't know how to talk very well and should've paid more attention in English class, shouldn't she have?

I'm gonna go enjoy another miracle now! Fifth one today so far!
Please....I'm way smarter then you religious and academic wise. One would oh well. My mistake is way smaller then what your doing with your life!
Pee Wee Hummin

Castle Rock, CO

#47 Apr 22, 2013
I'm shooting for 10 miracles before bedtime. Pray for my success!
Pee Wee Hummin

Castle Rock, CO

#48 Apr 22, 2013
Seven miracles today. Thats a new record by one more THAN yesterday. Three to go THEN off to dreamland.
I've heard they can happen while sleeping. Please pray for that to happen to me tonight!
shelby

Lockhart, TX

#49 Apr 22, 2013
Pee Wee Hummin wrote:
Seven miracles today. Thats a new record by one more THAN yesterday. Three to go THEN off to dreamland.
I've heard they can happen while sleeping. Please pray for that to happen to me tonight!
I'll pray that you don't go to hell...and that god saves you in the future
nice guy

Kingfisher, OK

#50 Apr 22, 2013
shelby wrote:
<quoted text>
Please....I'm way smarter then you religious and academic wise. One would oh well. My mistake is way smaller then what your doing with your life!
That is so very christian of you. You and follower of christ seem to be like the typical christian Ive encountered here.
David Duke Supporter

Fairview, OK

#51 Jun 16, 2013
We should send all athiest to the Soviet Union where they belong.
budding atheist

Broken Arrow, OK

#52 Jun 16, 2013
David Duke Supporter wrote:
We should send all athiest to the Soviet Union where they belong.
You are obviously ignorant of history. Many of the founding fathers were practicing atheists moron.

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