A Buddy Tessling Christmas

A Buddy Tessling Christmas

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Amused

Silver Spring, MD

#1 Dec 27, 2013
Twas the night before fight day, and all through the cage. The excuses were flowing, on his Facebook page.
His reasons were chosen with caution and care. Disapointing the teenaged girls who hoped Buddy would be there.
But Tessling was nestled, all snug in his bed. While visions of titles and wins danced in his head.
His mother called out for him, the cowardly chap. Afraid of a chokehold that would give him a nap.
When out from his computer arose such a clatter. He shook off his screen saver to see whats the matter.
Hes still using windows, and hadnt installed flash. Some people had come to call out his crap.
When what to his wondering eyes should appear? A group of people who could smell his fear.
The challenge had been made, he had to act quick. He got on his keyboard and began to talk shit.
He didnt duck fights, the excuses all came. He rattled them off, they all sound the same.
"No ID, No ride, no notice at all!" The b.s. he spoke to avoid taking the fall.
When no one was watching he'd sit and he'd cry. Whats the worst that can happen Buddy? You'll lose, not die.
Still he was scared, he would never really fight. Buddy Tessling knew after one punch he'd be saying goodnight.
obsessed much

Charleston, WV

#2 Dec 27, 2013
DUDE u are f888888 obsessed with this guy! U must be extremely jealous or sick either way give it a break! Ur pathetic all the things u post about him! U can say what u want but the fact remains u stalk his page, u worry about when he is fighting and ur always talking about him! Buddy I think u have a major stalker who is so jealous of u he can't stand it! GET A LIFE!
Amused

Silver Spring, MD

#3 Dec 27, 2013
If I'm a stalker for finding someone's life to be amusing and picking on it while I'm at work, what does that make you who obsessively defends him?
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#4 Dec 27, 2013
Buddy will never get in the ring because he is scared his heart will flutter

Because his back is yellow and he's as soft as warm butter
buddy tessling

Charleston, WV

#5 Dec 27, 2013
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha too funny
Pain

Charleston, WV

#6 Dec 27, 2013
If Buddy actually grows some balls from his clitoris this year I hear Ed Atkins is gonna take him to lunch. On the menu a knuckle sandwhich.
Friend

Charleston, WV

#7 Dec 27, 2013
Amused wrote:
If I'm a stalker for finding someone's life to be amusing and picking on it while I'm at work, what does that make you who obsessively defends him?
A friend. If ur sitting at work thinking about him like that then Id say u really have some issues. Why do u care if he fights or not? Buddy u have a man crush my friend!
just sayin

Pineville, WV

#8 Dec 27, 2013
Buddy you know you can go to the state police and they can track who is commenting this crap! They can face up to 25 year I'm prison! Just saying.... I've been looking into it cause I've been being bullied on this welfare no job crap talking people site that needs to get a life!!!! Anyways..... Keep talking people.... He can press charges, big law was passed cause people being bullied and killing there selves!!!

Since: Oct 10

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#9 Dec 28, 2013
You have to have money to do that. Lawyers don't come cheap. I have seen no libel, just the truth. I was wondering if Santa brought him a set of balls for Christmas too. You know, just saying.
just sayin

Beckley, WV

#10 Dec 29, 2013
Ummmm no you don't have to have crap! Trust me buddy go to the state police! They will take it from there!!! Bulling is NOT tolerated no more on this site!!! Trust me!!!!!!
Amused

Fort Belvoir, VA

#11 Dec 29, 2013
I wouldn't take legal advice from someone who can't even form a proper sentence.
amanda

Pineville, WV

#12 Dec 29, 2013
Childish you can't post a name on here and you just want to run that mouth about buddy! "Chicken" Get a job or life! ;)
Haha

Saint Albans, WV

#13 Dec 30, 2013
That rhyme was nice lol
Hmmmm

Charleston, WV

#14 Dec 30, 2013
Paul Masley wrote:
You have to have money to do that. Lawyers don't come cheap. I have seen no libel, just the truth. I was wondering if Santa brought him a set of balls for Christmas too. You know, just saying.
FYI some attorneys take these cases PRO BONO because this is becoming such a serious issue. I work for Lawyers, I have seen it happen firsthand.
amanda

Pineville, WV

#15 Dec 30, 2013
Thank You!
Amused

Fort Belvoir, VA

#16 Dec 30, 2013
Ah, the sound of someone talking out of their ass about things they are clueless about. Like music to my ears.

Since: Oct 10

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#17 Dec 31, 2013
Amused wrote:
Ah, the sound of someone talking out of their ass about things they are clueless about. Like music to my ears.
So you think F arts are music. You are one sick puppy. But in a way, what you said is generally true about people in this area talking out of their ass.
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#18 Dec 31, 2013
Went to Krogers recently and as I strolled thru the eggs and butter section I happened to see a fella standing by the cheese racks and couldn't help but notice the similarity between the dudes back and that pack of cheese (He was wearing a pink tube top). Anyway as I took a closer look at the poor misguided soul, I noticed it was that chap that everybody keeps saying is as soft as warm butter.

Now my question is why would a fella with a back that yellow and a heart as soft as warm butter be doing in the ring.

Well upon further examination I found out he doesn't get in the ring becasue he is.....AS SOFT AS WARM BUTTER! So he really doesn't have to get in the ring, "just pretend to".

Happy new Year!
Hmmm

Charleston, WV

#19 Jan 2, 2014
Now Im not saying u can sue somebody just because u don't like the things they say about u on topix or the internet period but bullying is becoming a major issue and is also becoming a punishable offense. Just wanted to clarify that. I too laugh at the fools who think u can sue somebody just because u don't like the things they post about u on the internet, that is hilarious but in cases of serious bullying, yes more and more attorneys are starting to handle that area of law

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#20 Jan 2, 2014
I had it tried on me, not only did the person who was pressing the charges, but the cop that did the arrest did not show. I was there with an attorney. The judge threw it out with prejudice making sure that it could not be filed again. She then snatched about $18K of the towns money and ran to Oklahoma. They won't even charge her.

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