Wanted: 205+ pound MMA fighter

Wanted: 205+ pound MMA fighter

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Amused

Arlington, VA

#1 Apr 24, 2014
Need a opponent for Harry Hunsucker Jr. in anticipation of Buddy Tessling backing out last minute. No experience or formal training needed (Buddy didn't have any). Please contact Blue Grass Brawl for booking information.
cg

Charleston, WV

#2 Apr 24, 2014
lmao

Since: Oct 10

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#3 Apr 25, 2014
Wonder what the excuse be this time?

I will start the guessing.

A sprained left nut.
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#4 Apr 25, 2014
Well Paul that excuse aint gonna fly because, word in the ring is that stick of butter doesn't even have any balls and "NO" not even a left one so that just aint gonna work. My guess is he will back out for the same reason as always.

"He is scared". Besides if he was to get in the ring everyone would see how yellow his back is. It's the same color as a jar of mustard.

NEXT!
Amused

Arlington, VA

#5 Apr 29, 2014
Leave it to Buddy. First he backs out of his fight with Harry Hunsucker because the dude is legitimately decent. He gets a fight booked instead with a 0-0 fighter thinking it'd be easier prey. Now he claims to not be able to get his blood work done? In 5 fights for 3 different promotions I've never needed blood work, and somehow this dude is using this excuse for at least the 2nd time I'm aware of. Halloween is long over Buddy, stop pretending to be a fighter and get a real job.
MMA

Charleston, WV

#6 Apr 29, 2014
They gave Hunsucker a fighter who would actually show and gave Buddy a nobody like himself. No use waisting a good fighter on a no show. Thats not fair to the ones who have spent years training. I mean real training not studying UFC on play station and play fighting on basketball courts with cheap gloves.
Buddy only has 2 or 3 days to get his bloodwork into KY so he can once again blame it on their fighting commision that he cant fight knowing he has gone thru this how maby freaking times now? Buddy give up this delusion you are an afult not a child. Get a f*cking job!
MMA

Charleston, WV

#7 Apr 29, 2014
F*cking cell phone typos!
Amused

Fort Belvoir, VA

#8 Apr 29, 2014
Lets break it down. He ducked John Calloway. He was black listed by the UCA. He's no showed at LEAST 4 other cards http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/... and a Rough N Rowdy. Hes fought twice and didn't make it to the 2nd round on either (didn't make it out of the first minute on one). The worst part is he has convinced people hes a fighter.

Since: Oct 10

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#9 Apr 29, 2014
I am going to put my daughter's three year old girl on the card with him. Wonder how that would work out?
Amused

Arlington, VA

#10 May 6, 2014
Call me Nostradamus but he did indeed duck his fight this weekend. His reason? Blood work. I guess predicting this is nothing to be proud of. Keep in mind it takes less than a hour for a lab to process blood work. Congrats Buddy.
Amused

Arlington, VA

#11 May 6, 2014
So we can add Harry Hunsucker AND Thomas Smith to the long line of people he has ducked. It takes talent to bitch out twice on the same card.
Buddy tessling

Harrisonburg, VA

#12 May 9, 2014
If u look they switched me and hunsucker and thomas smith didnt even go to weigh in bluegrass brawl couldnt get me on card so I booked another fight next week its smart so nikki and ed fuck yall pos ed ill fight u anytime u want rnr ill give u ur chance yall harassing me will stop!!!!!!
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#13 May 9, 2014
Yo butter boy what was the blood work for? I know you aren't black so it couldn't be sickle cell anemia. You know what butter boy I bet if the truth were known you didn't have any blood work done at all now did you? I bet you are just as scared of a needle just as you are getting into a ring. You know because you lack a heart and have a back as yellow as a jar of mustard and of course being ball less doesn't help much either.

But.....for some odd reason you don't mind a good old fashion prostate exam now do you butter boy? Hell my sources tell me you get one at least once a week whether the doctor wants you to or not.

<gross>
Nikki

Charleston, WV

#14 May 9, 2014
Buddy if I have something to say about your poser ass I say it on MY name via facebook. Neither of us are afraid of you. You are the one jogging down our street but just so happen to not jog infront of our house then cut back onto our street. At least you have a little common sense lmao
Amused

Arlington, VA

#15 May 9, 2014
You ducked Hunsucker and said you couldn't make the event because of bloodwork, which is like the 3rd time you've used this excuse. Not to mention you are constantly lying about your record. You told a buddy of mine you were 3-0, then on FB said you were 1-1. Both are lies, you are 0-2 according to tapology.com Stop the b.s.'ing. Maybe if you spend as much time training as you do taking selfies and talking about going pro, you might finally have a number other than zero in the win colum.
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#16 May 9, 2014
In butter boys world MMA stands for

M- May
M- Miss
A- Again

Yo Nikki

Sweetie pie I don't know who you are so I don't want to doubt you, but are you sure that butter boy was jogging or was he actually running from someone? I know, I know, he's so slow it's hard to tell, but his running like a bitch from someone sure sounds more logical than him training to get into the ring.
CountDown

Charleston, WV

#17 May 11, 2014
6 days until Buddy backs out of yet another fight and he shuts the hell up for about 3 days while he shamefully disappears.
Land O Lakes

Charleston, WV

#18 May 12, 2014
List of possible excuses

1: In grown toe nail
2: Cut self shaving ( While using pink ladies schick)
3: Neck hurts (from bobbing up and down)
4: Knees hurt (see neck comment)
5: Alarm clock malfunctioned so he overslept
6: His "ah hum" partner got sick
7: His backbone hurts "wait" no, forget that one he has no backbone.
8: Emergency tonsillectomy (They grew back)
9: Emergency colonoscopy ( perfomed by his "ah hum" patner)
10: It conflicts with the rainbow gay pride week parade

Those are just but a few Buddy will or has used, but if you want the truth i'll give you the truth...

The soft as warm butter, yellow back cream puff is a COWARD! He's afraid to get hit. And don't take my word for it just ask his "Ah hum" partner.

<shaking head>
Amused

Arlington, VA

#19 May 12, 2014
Such a disgrace. Every single person this guy fools into believing hes a fighter is another blow to the sport.
Flow in da house

Charleston, WV

#20 May 12, 2014
Hey Land O Lakes you forgot one
He has cramps. NO not leg cramps I am talking about that time of the month cramps.

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