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#1 May 25, 2013
So I'm sitting at the bar last night enjoying
a 4th, maybe 5th Michelob Ultra! Love those things.
it's around 9:30 or so I guess.
In come not 1 but 2 Smoking hot Babes.
Look to be around 22 maybe 24, somewhere in between perhaps.
Crowded as all hell in there too, Ya know what I mean.
I watch these two Chicks and no one, I mean Nobody is makin'
a move on these 2 numbers.
Now Guy's listen up okay. I'm 43 years old, A bit overweight
These Girls may be Babes and to some that may mean intimidation.
I mean Who enjoys getting shot down right?
I dont care anymore.
So i look the Brunette right dead in the eyes.
She gives it back and smiles. Thats My Cue I say.
So I go over and disregard her. And I ask her friend if She and
her friend would like a couple drinks. They both said yes and
after the drinks came and some small talk about the crowd
and the fact that people seem rude.(They had never been in there before.) We had a few rounds when Sherry,(The Blonde) said we should leave.
I didnt think that "We should leave included Me".
Boy was I wrong.
We talked in the parking lot for like a half hour when Debbie,
The Brunette said "We need to score some Weed."
Luckily I never find Myself at a disadvantage in
I told the Girls I had some back at My place.
I naturally was Lieing as I Covertly had some
Secretly stashed away in the Lair of My Automobile.
These two Hot little tramps were like Kids in a candy
store hoping to score a few 25 cent Gumballs when all they
have is 3 cents between them.
I told them, Follow Me Ladies.
THEY DID As I Commanded.
20 minutes later we were back on rt. 60 and in My
I conveniently pulled the treasure (WEED) from My
Pocket and pretended it came from the kitchen cupboard.
a half hour later both Girls were stoned.
I however remained sober as a Judge.
Well, to say the least.
I had some real pleasure with these two
for the next 5 hours.
Had both Girls every way a man can imagine.
Two Naked Chicks at such a prime AGE.
Something I wont soon forget.
That's the 2nd time Iv'e scored that kind of fun
in that place in the past 6 months
So easy, So much fun
#2 May 25, 2013
FEED ME LESS!
FEED ME LESS!
FEED ME LESS!
#3 May 27, 2013
i'd like to know what bar this was
#4 May 29, 2013
Just goes to show ya some tramps could care less who they screw. Evidently, you don't either. When your pecker turns black and green and rots off, I hope you remember this memorable evening. LOL
#5 May 29, 2013
That might work for a slutty bimbo but any intelligent woman worth having would not be so easy. They had their beer goggles on.
#6 May 30, 2013
The name of the bar?
#7 May 30, 2013
Your dock will probably end up feeling like an anchor sounds like some sleazy tramps tome probably had some kind of shot ajax won't clean up.
#8 May 30, 2013
A concerned look on the face of my wife as I reach for my 7th beer this morning.
#9 Jun 1, 2013
Sounds like a big fib to me. Or just a man typing out his favorite dream lol
#10 Jun 1, 2013
Hey I let my wife sleep with whomever she wants whenever she wants. Sometimes she tells me in advance and sometimes she doesn't. it makes her happy and it makes me happy and afterall isn't that what's important? Besides it's only sex not love. There is a difference.
#11 Jun 1, 2013
Sounds like bullshit to me lol #1 bitches don't care about weed. them ho's want rocks or roxi's lol #2 no good looking girls ever set foot in the anchor. Lol
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