eBay Cancels Corn Flake Auction

[alsan55]

Yobyag wrote:

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Don't forget the little marshmallow Crucifixes.

That is going to be one depressing breakfast! Yet you'll have the beaters fighting to get the first bowl of oppression!

It's a joke people! Don't take it seriously!

[Chicago]

Then how did the grilled-cheese sandwich seller (with an image of Jesus or Mary, I forget which) get away with it?

[Purple Gurl]

alsan55 wrote:

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That is going to be one depressing breakfast! Yet you'll have the beaters fighting to get the first bowl of oppression!
It's a joke people! Don't take it seriously!

Don't worry until someone says they've found the Islamic prophet in some cereal or on a door. Then people probably will take it too seriously, and some might even die over it.

[Purple Gurl]

Chicago wrote:

Then how did the grilled-cheese sandwich seller (with an image of Jesus or Mary, I forget which) get away with it?

They made it clear that it was unfit to eat and not intended for consumption.

[Uh Clem]

proteroglyph wrote:

Open the box, there's one piece of cereal inside, but you have breakfast for 5000

Sounds great, except I am manna-intolerant. I break out in a rash that itches like holy h3ll.

How about a box of Lucky Saviors, with marshmallow treats: pink Myrrh, yellow Gold and orange Francincense.

[proteroglyph]

Uh Clem wrote:

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Sounds great, except I am manna-intolerant. I break out in a rash that itches like holy h3ll.
How about a box of Lucky Saviors, with marshmallow treats: pink Myrrh, yellow Gold and orange Francincense.

Oh man thanks you guys I am so going to have fun with this on the Jesus thread, maybe make a couple boxes for the comedy clubs...

[mo res]

Shoot the auction was cancelled just when I was highest bidder oh well I guess it just wasn't meant to be......:0(

[HB Local]

Dang, my burnt tortilla is molding. Instead of looking like Jesus, it looks like fuzzy wuzzy bar soap.

[Bluecat]

Wow, people will do anything for money these days.

[mo res]

Bluecat wrote:

Wow, people will do anything for money these days.

Most of the gals I know around here will do anything for their crack fix too.

[Chicago]

I'm so sad that this corn flake is now stuck in Virginia where nobody can appreciate it's greatness.

[Uh Clem]

HB Local wrote:

Dang, my burnt tortilla is molding. Instead of looking like Jesus, it looks like fuzzy wuzzy bar soap.

From Jesus to Gabby Hayes in only a few short weeks.

[Roxanne]

You're both going to hell, you know.

[mo res]

Roxanne wrote:

You're both going to hell, you know.

<YAWN> Are you GOD?
Did YOU write the Bible?
I should think NOT
Have a nice day. Don't forget Jesus LOVES YOU TOO.

[proteroglyph]

Roxanne wrote:

You're both going to hell, you know.

You first!

[SEB in JA]

Damn! I had my bowl of milk all ready...

[hmmmmmmmmmmmm]

OH NO! my husband had a toe nail that looked just like sponge-bob, I had it removed to auction off
seriosly, if someone wants to pay $500 for a cornflake they should have the right to do so

[Chicago]

I was kinda hoping that Tony Rezko was going to buy this corn flake for Barack Obama.

[HB Local]

Roxanne wrote:

You're both going to hell, you know.

I've been in Bakersfield already.

[Chicago]

HB Local wrote:

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I've been in Bakersfield already.

There actually is a Hell, Michigan.

And supposedly they're trying to become Halloween-Town USA in the same way that Frankenmuth is Christmas-Town USA.