Bubba Zanetti

Bronx, NY

#1 Sep 16, 2013
I think the authorities should do something about Earle Porkman of Fort Plain. He frequently has gas and farts loudly without any consideration for others. Lately he has been cupping his farts with his left hand and throwing them at unsuspecting innocent people. It's disgusting and it smells. He should be in jail or something.

Canajoharie, NY

#2 Sep 17, 2013
roflmao has he ever hit u with one?
Bubba Zanetti

Danielson, CT

#3 Sep 18, 2013
What do you think? He's in the cubicle next to me.
Bubba Zanetti

Danielson, CT

#4 Sep 18, 2013
Although he lives on fast food and sodey pop, Porkman insists his gas issues are genetic. His family is from Fonda. He say his sister Nellie is so bad she can stink out a barn.
u stupid people

Canajoharie, NY

#5 Sep 21, 2013
really it is ot against the law too fart find something else to start drama with and stop pickin on people take the man aside aside a talk 2 him don't be like everyone else and talk shit on here bhind his back[how shady]
Jack Mee

Bronx, NY

#6 Sep 22, 2013
Smelly Nellie Porkman can stink out a barn. There no doubt about that. But it ain't against the law unless you apply certain sections of the Clean Air Act to prosecute her. Even then, it would only be a fine.
Faqwad Washington

Huntington, NY

#7 Sep 22, 2013
Looky here...jail smells bad enough without you all sending a clown like Porkman here. Why dont you put him on a submarine or an airliner instead?
Larry Lardo

Danielson, CT

#8 Sep 25, 2013
Porkman can make birdcalls with his farts like one of those puerto ricans at the handball court. He used to do it at Fonda basketball games when our team shot foul shots.

Danielson, CT

#9 Sep 26, 2013
Code Enforcement has received a complaint regarding one Earle Porkman and possible exceeding the 91 db noise limit as well as emitting methane without a permit within town limits. Code Enforcement is currently investigating the case.

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