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Dr Boner

Ardsley, NY

#42 Jun 19, 2013
Hmmphh.
It's a lot like snakebite. The venom has to be sucked out. Where that bee yatch be at?
Justin Bieber

Ardsley, NY

#43 Jun 29, 2013
I wish that stuff worked for me. Maybe Selena Gomez would stop calling me "Limpy".
Dr Boner

Springfield, NJ

#44 Jul 7, 2013
In case of an erection lasting more that 4 hours, see you doctor.

Is that the greatest bit of advertising you ever heard?
Wild Bill Hicock

Springfield, NJ

#45 Jul 9, 2013
A 4 hour boner?
Mysore Pecker

Ardsley, NY

#46 Aug 8, 2013
Thats right. 4 hours. Oh boy...this is great. Now all I need is a girlfriend.
Ball Gag

Springfield, NJ

#47 Aug 27, 2013
Will it do anything for hemmaroids?
Karl Roveowitz

Springfield, NJ

#49 Sep 16, 2013
I don't remember the last time I had a boner. Right now I'd settle for a good crap.
Turdley Wipe Esq

Ardsley, NY

#50 Sep 27, 2013
No problems with fecal elimination here. But I could sure use a 4 hour boner. How much do those pills cost?
Tra la la

Springfield, NJ

#51 Oct 22, 2013
I don't like boners. They are very hard to tuck.
ARod

Springfield, NJ

#52 Nov 5, 2013
Who was this Russell ?
Earle Porkman

Springfield, NJ

#53 Jan 26, 2014
What could be worse than ending up getting arrested for jerking off and have everyone read about it in the gosh darn Leader Herald?
How about explaining your porno stash to your mom after your older sister found it and ratted you out. Especially the butt plug fetish stuff. Its made for some lively conversations in the Porkman home lately. Boy oh boy!
corky

Ardsley, NY

#54 Feb 21, 2014
It was like opening a bottle of champange....and then the cops showed up.
Elmer Fudd

Camden, NY

#55 Feb 22, 2014
Fat drunk and stupid wrote:
Is it a crime when my girlfriend does it for me?
Only while driving. Don't Jerk and Drive!!!
Pooh Yeah

United States

#56 Feb 22, 2014
Que Pervertidad wrote:
St Johnsville.
It figures. There's nothing to look at in St Johnsville.
I heard he was setting up a voter registration booth for the next board vote.
corky

Springfield, NJ

#57 Feb 24, 2014
Butt plug fetish?!?
Harry Snatch

Springfield, NJ

#58 May 25, 2014
Butt plugs are very popular in Fort Plain cuz a lot of the menfolk ends up in jail.

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