Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#66 Jan 29, 2013
Beer connasewer wrote:
<quoted text>
I will be protected from the storm that will be upon us! I have built a shelter out of the empty beer boxes and wine bottles. It is fortified with duct tape and greased with WD-40 so the winds will slide right off of it. God gave the gift of wetness to Sharp Co. Those of you that choose to blaspheme the true power of beer and wine repent! For it is you that has not prepared by building your system up with the true power of alcohol.
Bahahaha! You're killing me with laughter!
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#67 Jan 29, 2013
Fuzzybutt, fuzzybutt, have a drink, a toke, turn on some Pink Floyd and chilllllllllllllax! You're gonna choke on your own misguided rhetoric if you don't.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#68 Jan 29, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>connasewer? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
Hey I didn't write that post, but I give my stamp of approval! LOL
"Connasewer" HAHAHAHA

Pastor Fuzzybutt, have some tequila and choke on the lime. Oh, and for the record, there are some fine and lovely ladies here in Sharp county. Your comment about them being all "beasts" suggests you have a penchant for farm animals. Now, go and molest your goats you hypocrite! AND stop pulling bible verses out of context. You can justify any deed by doing as such. I suppose Jesus is in Hell actually for making that wine out of water...
Post Turtle

Melbourne, AR

#69 Jan 29, 2013
Alcohol is a 100% natural process given to us By God to enjoy.

Some people forget or wont admit the fact Jesus didn't turn wine into water, He turned water into whine. Like anything else alcohol is not the problem the abuse if alcohol is. There is sex abuse too maybe we should ban sex because a few misuse it.
Post Turtle

Melbourne, AR

#70 Jan 29, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>The woman does not have a Ferrari because......
She spent the money instead feeding and clothing her children. Unlike the horrible drugged up and drunk parents around Sharp Co.
This is not a time to be joking Post Turtle. There is a wicked and evil storm heading our way and people need to prepare for it!
You can mark my post nuts and clueless all you want but what you all fail to realize is that these tornados are nothing more than a communist plot by King Obama. Obama is using the governments super duper weather machine 9000 to create these storms to destroy our homes so he can round us up and put us in FEMA camps with no beer or wine where we will be forced to dress like hipsters, eat carrots, drink Starbucks coffee and listen to Nickleback. WAKE UP people before it's to late.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#71 Jan 29, 2013
Post Turtle wrote:
<quoted text>You can mark my post nuts and clueless all you want but what you all fail to realize is that these tornados are nothing more than a communist plot by King Obama. Obama is using the governments super duper weather machine 9000 to create these storms to destroy our homes so he can round us up and put us in FEMA camps with no beer or wine where we will be forced to dress like hipsters, eat carrots, drink Starbucks coffee and listen to Nickleback. WAKE UP people before it's to late.
Classic! HAHAHAHA
Outsider

Hardy, AR

#72 Jan 29, 2013
I just have to add that after reading 'Pastor Fuzz's" posts, I can very confidently say that church leaders like him are the reason why so many shy away from organized religion. Regardless of your thoughts and beliefs to speak of anyone in your community in the way that you have is absolutely pathetic and ridiculous, especially whn you throw around so loudly the fact that you are a "man of god. A man of god offers assistance, a helping hand, or advice, not the awful discriminatory and judgemental words that have been posted by you. You sir are a man of bullshit, one who takes the title given to him by his church members, and abuses it to force his feelings and thoughts upon them. I feel sorry for anyone that actually listens or god forbid believes the junk that you preach.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#73 Jan 30, 2013
Outsider wrote:
I just have to add that after reading 'Pastor Fuzz's" posts, I can very confidently say that church leaders like him are the reason why so many shy away from organized religion. Regardless of your thoughts and beliefs to speak of anyone in your community in the way that you have is absolutely pathetic and ridiculous, especially whn you throw around so loudly the fact that you are a "man of god. A man of god offers assistance, a helping hand, or advice, not the awful discriminatory and judgemental words that have been posted by you. You sir are a man of bullshit, one who takes the title given to him by his church members, and abuses it to force his feelings and thoughts upon them. I feel sorry for anyone that actually listens or god forbid believes the junk that you preach.
Well stated.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#74 Jan 30, 2013
By the way, did you eve notice the ones that scream Jesus the loudest are usually the most evil of souls? And where do the most depraved of all lurk? Right here on the good old-fashioned Internet.
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#75 Jan 30, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey I didn't write that post, but I give my stamp of approval! LOL
"Connasewer" HAHAHAHA
Pastor Fuzzybutt, have some tequila and choke on the lime. Oh, and for the record, there are some fine and lovely ladies here in Sharp county. Your comment about them being all "beasts" suggests you have a penchant for farm animals. Now, go and molest your goats you hypocrite! AND stop pulling bible verses out of context. You can justify any deed by doing as such. I suppose Jesus is in Hell actually for making that wine out of water...
Fine and lovely ladies, in Sharp Co???

My dear child, your poor brain is obviously clouded and damaged from the ingestion of drugs and alcohol. Your thought and reasoning process is in shambles.

Have you not walked around in Sharp Counties, WalMart and the handful of Dollar stores it has? These so called "fine/lovely ladies you speak of can be seen in these establishments. And they are a far cry from fine and lovely. They are horrible looking creatures that go beyond anything known to man. This mongrel and defective race of female beings are Beast! That's right Beast!

And why is it you have to revert to talking such filth and ignorance? I address this sub form of female life as Beast, and you reply with ignorant comments pertaining to farm animals. All you prove to me is, you can not converse intelligently and have a very low IQ.

Your comments referring to the farm animals may have some meaning to it after all, the more I study it. In a realistic view, Men in Sharp Co. may be better off engaging in relationships with a barnyard animal instead of these horrible, Beast you refer to as lovely Women, in Sharp Co. I will have to say, barnyard animals are cleaner and safer to have sex with and start a family with.

God flooded the Earth once before because of a sub human form of life that had formed here and was destroying it. I can see him doing that again to places like Sharp Co. Places like this need to be cleansed! It needs to be purged, purified from this half beast half man race of Women!
calamity jack

Salem, AR

#78 Jan 30, 2013
The following excerpt from paster fuzz's post above.
"I will have to say, barnyard animals are cleaner and safer to have sex with and start a family with."

You speaketh as to have first hand knowledge in such endeavors.
Haaaa..we will now call you Paster Fudgezzz
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#79 Jan 30, 2013
calamity jack wrote:
The following excerpt from paster fuzz's post above.
"I will have to say, barnyard animals are cleaner and safer to have sex with and start a family with."
You speaketh as to have first hand knowledge in such endeavors.
Haaaa..we will now call you Paster Fudgezzz
Yes calamityjackoff. Please do that and show us what a brilliant scholar you are!

But first you must be able to distinguish that, Pastor is not spelled Paster. Did you suffer a head injury when you were past around like a bag of chips at your last family reunion?
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#80 Jan 30, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>Yes calamityjackoff. Please do that and show us what a brilliant scholar you are!
But first you must be able to distinguish that, Pastor is not spelled Paster. Did you suffer a head injury when you were past around like a bag of chips at your last family reunion?
Jack is right. You MUST have first hand experience of sex with barnyard animals to know so much about their hygiene. You are certainly no "scholar" as you like to put it. Do you have a college degree? I sincerely doubt it. If you did, it would have to be in Aerodynamics since you blow so much air around. You are unarmed in a war of wit, Pastor Fudge! Why don't you and God meet me in the boxing ring and see if he has your back? Anytime and anywhere. Oh, and congratulations for being the biggest moron ever to post on Topix. I would say go and f*ck yourself, but you have goats for that so it would be pointless. I pray for you Pastor Fudge... to contract a case of terminal exotic herpes. Also, armadillos carry leprosy so you might ought to leave them alone.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#81 Jan 30, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>Yes calamityjackoff. Please do that and show us what a brilliant scholar you are!
But first you must be able to distinguish that, Pastor is not spelled Paster. Did you suffer a head injury when you were past around like a bag of chips at your last family reunion?
"calamityjackoff"... . That's not a very Christ-like thing to say, wouldn't you agree? I'm more worried about the UFO's mentioned in the book of Ezekiel (that's a book in the bible) than Satan selling beer at Wally-world.
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#82 Jan 30, 2013
Beck wrote:
<quoted text>
Jack is right. You MUST have first hand experience of sex with barnyard animals to know so much about their hygiene. You are certainly no "scholar" as you like to put it. Do you have a college degree? I sincerely doubt it. If you did, it would have to be in Aerodynamics since you blow so much air around. You are unarmed in a war of wit, Pastor Fudge! Why don't you and God meet me in the boxing ring and see if he has your back? Anytime and anywhere. Oh, and congratulations for being the biggest moron ever to post on Topix. I would say go and f*ck yourself, but you have goats for that so it would be pointless. I pray for you Pastor Fudge... to contract a case of terminal exotic herpes. Also, armadillos carry leprosy so you might ought to leave them alone.
See here we go again. Beck has to bring up the Barnyard animals again.

You Beck and the rest of the Woman in Sharp Co. strike me as very angry. I would have to say it is because you are all very ignorant and uneducated. And your fetish for speaking about Barnyard animals over and over is from anger. You Beck and the rest of the Women in Sharp Co. are angry because your Husbands prefer Barnyard animals over you Women.

Also you Beck and calamityjackoff are way to stupid to understand and comprehend what I am saying. I merely stated that, after seeing what you horrible women of Sharp Co. look and act like......Barnyard animals put you to shame. But, your filthy and dumb minds go right back to speaking of animals. I suppose that is all your low IQ's can understand.

You want a boxing match with me? LOL! Typical stupid talk from a uncivilized person. Only uncivil and ignorant people revert to violence, because they can not reason like a intelligent being. That,s all you are aren't you Beck? You are a stupid and uncivil being. Please Beck, spare me from your ignorance, Pastor Fuzz has no time for fools like you.

Yes, Beck, please pray for me, I will be praying for you also, you poor demented, soul.
missLA_NJ

Mountain Home, AR

#83 Jan 30, 2013
Outsider wrote:
I just have to add that after reading 'Pastor Fuzz's" posts, I can very confidently say that church leaders like him are the reason why so many shy away from organized religion. Regardless of your thoughts and beliefs to speak of anyone in your community in the way that you have is absolutely pathetic and ridiculous, especially whn you throw around so loudly the fact that you are a "man of god. A man of god offers assistance, a helping hand, or advice, not the awful discriminatory and judgemental words that have been posted by you. You sir are a man of bullshit, one who takes the title given to him by his church members, and abuses it to force his feelings and thoughts upon them. I feel sorry for anyone that actually listens or god forbid believes the junk that you preach.
I know I have not been on here in quite sometime; but, i had to get in on this... After, being told about this thread by some other fellow "Topix" friends... "Outsider" could not be more correct on what he/she has to say!!! I have to add that a man of God would also not call "Calamity Jack" the name that "Pastor Fuzz" called him. And, though I generally approve of what Beck says - he may have gone a little too far with the barnyard comment(s). However, I will have to agree that anyone that has better knowledge of barnyard animals than his Bible and the respect for woman MAYBE doing exactly what Beck and/or others are "inferring" he does.
If "Pastor Fuzz" were a real "God fearing man" ordained by God and the church, he would know that God and Satan are both everywhere at all times... not just at the local Wal-Mart. He would, also, know that Satan can take on any form - including a man swearing to be of the Lord; a man voted in to lead a country; or, what ever else. A true pastor would never judge anyone. The Bible states, in more than one book, "Do NOT judge lest thou be judged". A pastor would not refer to woman (or any of God's creatures) as " ugly beasts"; instead he would find beauty in anyone and everything. He would find the ugliness reeking from himself; before, finding fault in others. He would understand that God gave/created woman (Eve)to/for man (Adam) as a soul-mate and helper; not someone that should be ridiculed and put down.
As, others have already stated, Jesus turned water into wine - not vice verse. The Bible says that drinking (alcohol) and other things (gluttony and etc.) are all fine; if, done in moderation.
Anyhow, I have to get off for now. Have to be at college.
Pastor Fuzz

Mountain Home, AR

#84 Jan 30, 2013
missLA_NJ wrote:
<quoted text>
I know I have not been on here in quite sometime; but, i had to get in on this... After, being told about this thread by some other fellow "Topix" friends... "Outsider" could not be more correct on what he/she has to say!!! I have to add that a man of God would also not call "Calamity Jack" the name that "Pastor Fuzz" called him. And, though I generally approve of what Beck says - he may have gone a little too far with the barnyard comment(s). However, I will have to agree that anyone that has better knowledge of barnyard animals than his Bible and the respect for woman MAYBE doing exactly what Beck and/or others are "inferring" he does.
If "Pastor Fuzz" were a real "God fearing man" ordained by God and the church, he would know that God and Satan are both everywhere at all times... not just at the local Wal-Mart. He would, also, know that Satan can take on any form - including a man swearing to be of the Lord; a man voted in to lead a country; or, what ever else. A true pastor would never judge anyone. The Bible states, in more than one book, "Do NOT judge lest thou be judged". A pastor would not refer to woman (or any of God's creatures) as " ugly beasts"; instead he would find beauty in anyone and everything. He would find the ugliness reeking from himself; before, finding fault in others. He would understand that God gave/created woman (Eve)to/for man (Adam) as a soul-mate and helper; not someone that should be ridiculed and put down.
As, others have already stated, Jesus turned water into wine - not vice verse. The Bible says that drinking (alcohol) and other things (gluttony and etc.) are all fine; if, done in moderation.
Anyhow, I have to get off for now. Have to be at college.
There are beautiful Woman out there, but not in Sharp Co. AR. What you see in Sharp Co are a mutated form of "Women". They are Beast!

If you want to see beautiful Women, go to the beaches of California or Florida. They are there in the form God's eyes created them in!
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#86 Jan 30, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>See here we go again. Beck has to bring up the Barnyard animals again.
You Beck and the rest of the Woman in Sharp Co. strike me as very angry. I would have to say it is because you are all very ignorant and uneducated. And your fetish for speaking about Barnyard animals over and over is from anger. You Beck and the rest of the Women in Sharp Co. are angry because your Husbands prefer Barnyard animals over you Women.
Also you Beck and calamityjackoff are way to stupid to understand and comprehend what I am saying. I merely stated that, after seeing what you horrible women of Sharp Co. look and act like......Barnyard animals put you to shame. But, your filthy and dumb minds go right back to speaking of animals. I suppose that is all your low IQ's can understand.
You want a boxing match with me? LOL! Typical stupid talk from a uncivilized person. Only uncivil and ignorant people revert to violence, because they can not reason like a intelligent being. That,s all you are aren't you Beck? You are a stupid and uncivil being. Please Beck, spare me from your ignorance, Pastor Fuzz has no time for fools like you.
Yes, Beck, please pray for me, I will be praying for you also, you poor demented, soul.
Actually, my "stupid and ignorant" self graduated with degrees in Criminal Justice and Computer Information Systems. Those are two of the 5 degrees and industry certifications that I have earned over the years. I graduated Suma Cum Laude from ASU with a 4.0 GPA and am an honorary member of Phi Theta Kappa. I work as a cybercrime investigator for an out-of-town LE agency.

I would hardly call your brand of filth you spew with your vile tongue intelligent reasoning. Oh, and for the record I am not a woman, you idiot. Something about your posts is very familiar. You sound like another winner on Topix that goes by the name "Memphian" who we all know to be Hal Mandelman of Memphis.

A boxing match is "uncivilized"? Maybe so in your case because I seriously doubt that you are able to move out of that chair without some sort of crane or come-along. Keep in mind Fudgie, that I am watching your posts carefully and that I do have the ability to petition Topix for IP addresses. Don't think I won't nail your ass if I see you break the law. You can mask your IP address or use your VPNs, but the big boys can run traces right through such screens and botnets. That was your first and only warning.

Fudgie, just where exactly are you a pastor? I cannot imagine a church letting someone like you lead their congregation. Where were you ordained and when? You are an obtuse walking(?) oxy-moron. Everything you say reflects back the hypocrisy that comes from your own words. You are an example of why Christians have been persecuted over the centuries. Do you want to be hated? "Do unto others... Judge not..." I wonder where those quotes came from. Do you even OWN a bible?

Regarding the barnyard references: I do believe it was you that initiated those references by saying that having sex with a woman from Sharp County is the same as bestiality. Did you not also mention that sex with livestock is "cleaner and better able to start a family with?" Once again, oxy-MORON comes to mind, with an emphasis on the moron part.

Come down from your pulpit and repent, you vile speaking serpent who wishes to bring angst and dissent among the residents of the area. Am I sounding "stupid and ignorant" enough for you yet? If not, then how about this: f*ck off and die!

No boxing match eh? Can't physically do it can you? Well then, how about a DEBATE. The only weapon allowed is your intellect, so you better load up your BB gun, should you choose to take me up on the challenge.

Did I mention to go and f*ck yourself?

BTW "way to stupid" contains the misuse of the words "to, too, and two." It should read "way TOO stupid" you imbecile. And why do you keep calling jack "calamityjackoff"? Is this a fantasy you have?
Just curious
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#87 Jan 30, 2013
Pastor Fuzz wrote:
<quoted text>There are beautiful Woman out there, but not in Sharp Co. AR. What you see in Sharp Co are a mutated form of "Women". They are Beast!
If you want to see beautiful Women, go to the beaches of California or Florida. They are there in the form God's eyes created them in!
This HAS to be Hal Mandleman.
Beck

Mountain Home, AR

#88 Jan 30, 2013
missLA_NJ wrote:
I would like to say one thing to all of my "Topix" friends.....I need to admit something...I love having a "mini stallion" wrap it's hoofs around me...and thrusting it's 14" purple dong into my dripping honey pot!!!
Definitely a "Memphianism." Come out Hal, I know it's you.

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