I, Kelli w/an i, have ?'s 4 My The Sm...

I, Kelli w/an i, have ?'s 4 My The Smart Guy

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KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#1 Nov 21, 2012
Do you know the way to San Jose? How much is that doggy in the window? Do you know the muffin man? How deep is your love? Where did our love go?

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#2 Nov 21, 2012
Oh Kelli with an I, how I have missed thee.

I know you've been away so long, you may go wrong, and lose the way - but It's ok to right the wrongs and traveL the rOad back to your TheSmartGuy's loVE.

YOU may have to settle for a bunny or Kitty, or parrot that talks, or Even a bowL of LIttle fishies

And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, may have power, together WITH All the TheSmartGuy's holy people, to grasp how wide and loNg and hIgh and deep is the love of TheSmartGuy, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge—that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of TheSmartGuy. Ephesians 3:17-19

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.

The Gratification comes in the doing, not in the results.
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#3 Nov 21, 2012
Will you still love me tomorrow? What's love gotta do with it? EVERYTHING!! How will I know if you really love me? Lemme just tell ya... The feeling I feel when I felt those words you left for me, left me feeling a love that has longed to be felt! But, Who's holding Donna now? Who's that girl? Should I stay or should I go now?

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#4 Nov 21, 2012
KELLi wrote:
Will you still love me tomorrow? What's love gotta do with it? EVERYTHING!! How will I know if you really love me? Lemme just tell ya... The feeling I feel when I felt those words you left for me, left me feeling a love that has longed to be felt! But, Who's holding Donna now? Who's that girl? Should I stay or should I go now?
I will love you till the end of time. If you stay I may just rock the cradle of love, until I hear that rebel yell, after I push it to the limit.

Kelli with an I, don't you know, there ain't no sunshine when you're gone?

To back up my point:
http://youtu.be/tIdIqbv7SPo
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#5 Nov 21, 2012
Ahhh >dreamy eyed gaze< Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?(sail)
Full blown man beard

Dalton, GA

#6 Nov 21, 2012
Da fux did I just read?

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#7 Nov 21, 2012
KELLi wrote:
Ahhh >dreamy eyed gaze< Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?(sail)
Dreams of loneliness...

Well, I have this dream where there's a girl in a flatbed ford, my lord, slowin down to take a look at me, and I'm lookin for a lover that won't blow my cover
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#8 Nov 21, 2012
Give to me your leather, Take from me my lace. Let's take the long way home so you can love me two times...
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#9 Nov 21, 2012
Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds?
Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know
That it alone does not equate wisdom?
Do you see everything as an illusion?
But enjoy it even though you are not of it?
Are you both masculine and feminine? politically aware?
And don't believe in capital punishment?

These are 21 things that I want in a lover
Not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer

Do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that
Loving someone can actually feel like freedom? are you funny?
la self-deprecating? like adventure? and have many formed opinions?

These are 21 things that I want in a lover
Not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer
I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter
These are 21 things I choose to choose in a lover

I'm in no hurry I could wait forever
I'm in no rush 'cause I like being solo
There are no worries and certainly no pressure in the meantime
I'll live like there's no tomorrow

Are you uninhibited in bed? more than three times a week?
Up for being experimental? are you athletic?
Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother? are you not addicted?
...curious and communicative...

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#10 Nov 21, 2012
KELLi wrote:
Give to me your leather, Take from me my lace. Let's take the long way home so you can love me two times...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

Hello
I've waited here for you,
Everlong
Tonight I throw myself into
And out of the red
Out of her head she sang

Come down
And waste away with me
Down with me
Slow how
You wanted it to be
I'm over my head
Out of her head she sang

And I wonder
when I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#11 Nov 21, 2012
Got a hunger for a fatal attraction
I'm savin' all my passion for you
I got a heart break habit that I can't kick
Only you can ease the pain
I'm a midnight animal trying to score
Before I go insane
Give me one shot of poison
A little twist is all I need
One drop of your sweet poison
Sets me free
One shot of poison
A little taste of paradise
One drop of your sweet poison
Satisfies

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#12 Nov 21, 2012
KELLi wrote:
Got a hunger for a fatal attraction
I'm savin' all my passion for you
I got a heart break habit that I can't kick
Only you can ease the pain
I'm a midnight animal trying to score
Before I go insane
Give me one shot of poison
A little twist is all I need
One drop of your sweet poison
Sets me free
One shot of poison
A little taste of paradise
One drop of your sweet poison
Satisfies
Oh my Kelli, my dear sweet, Kelli. I could never consider you poison.
Bobby

Chatsworth, GA

#13 Nov 21, 2012
TheSmartGuy wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh my Kelli, my dear sweet, Kelli. I could never consider you poison.
I believe Kelli is really Joe.

Since: Aug 09

Dalton, GA

#14 Nov 21, 2012
Bobby wrote:
<quoted text>
I believe Kelli is really Joe.
I would never consider such slanderous malcontent! The beauty of Kelli with an I is such that if even one person tried to imitate her, they would immediately burst into flames from the sheer intensity of it.
I wonder

Chatsworth, GA

#15 Nov 22, 2012
TheSmartGuy wrote:
<quoted text>
I would never consider such slanderous malcontent! The beauty of Kelli with an I is such that if even one person tried to imitate her, they would immediately burst into flames from the sheer intensity of it.
I don't have to wonder anymore...
you're NOT really "the SMART guy"!!!!
:):):):)
Fred

Calhoun, GA

#17 Nov 22, 2012
You all are nuts.
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#18 Nov 22, 2012
and you, fred, are judgmental. But, thankfully for us all.... That only affects you :)

Since: Aug 09

Summerville, GA

#19 Nov 23, 2012
Oh Kelli with an I, listen not to the naysayers, for our love is everlasting. It is that flickering star in the darkest of nights.
KELLi

Spring Hill, TN

#21 Nov 23, 2012
As with everything, I take your word for it, MyTheSmartGuy :) Not the everlasting love part of course- for I cannot see the flickering star with closed eyes as I dream of our passionate, fulfilling togetherness.

Since: Aug 09

Summerville, GA

#22 Nov 23, 2012
KELLi wrote:
As with everything, I take your word for it, MyTheSmartGuy :) Not the everlasting love part of course- for I cannot see the flickering star with closed eyes as I dream of our passionate, fulfilling togetherness.
Open thine eye lids, for the world is a less beautiful place without the intensity of your gaze.

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