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Johnny Halftime

United States

#1 Aug 31, 2013
My name is Zeon
I'm just a Peon
I wish my mama named me Leon
Jotos turn me On
I'm too lazy to mow the Lawn
I know I'm a stupid ex Con
My boyfriend is named Jaun
I'm a smelly Beaner
With a tiny Weiner
I'm too poor can't afford the Cleaners
I wish my mama was Meaner
My Rhonda is a Hog
She smells like a Log
Her breath smells like Smog
My truck has no gas
Rhonda had a fat azz
My step son is a methed out spazz
I cashed my welfare check
I got my malt liquor what the heck
I can't find my tools
I'm so drunk I drool
My neighbors know I'm a fool
Fat ugly women think I am cool
My life is really low
All I can do is blow
My song is really lame
I have one but myself to blame
lol

United States

#2 Aug 31, 2013
OMG that's funny
really

United States

#3 Aug 31, 2013
Geez! This is funny, but really isnt there nething better to talk about
zjcastillo

United States

#4 Aug 31, 2013
i took the stuff from the grave yard who cares rhonda liked the flowers they were fresh and pretty. the dead cant use them anyway, it just makes you feel good to put them out there
deafness

El Monte, CA

#5 Sep 1, 2013
zjcastillo wrote:
i took the stuff from the grave yard who cares rhonda liked the flowers they were fresh and pretty. the dead cant use them anyway, it just makes you feel good to put them out there
omg. You guys are huge losers. Find a job or hobby. You have way too much time on your hands.
Angel Dust

United States

#6 Sep 1, 2013
Angel Dust like funny song
Owl

United States

#7 Sep 2, 2013
Is that clown that was in Hondo pawning tools?
Don Pedro

United States

#10 Sep 3, 2013
Is he a Mexican Mormon?
olio

United States

#11 Sep 4, 2013
Zeon was in wreck running from some woman
zjcastillo

United States

#13 Sep 4, 2013
Im glad that you guys and girls think about me so much.and to write a song about me..aww.my name is zeon and at one time i wouldve rather beenncalled leon and the high school i went to are monterey high school plainsmen,home of the peons.that you got right.im not into jotos as you may be but i did have a g.f. named juanita and your momma blew me last night.swallowed the whole load.mowed the lawn recently...wait a minute jason the methed out spaz did it.ex con?never been to prison maybe thats your juan is.why would inwanna go to the cleaners when i dont wear suits dumbass.we have what you call a washer and dryer.can you say that?what doesnsmog smell like anyway?itsnyour upper lip ?itch.i dont drink much much less malt liquor.Im king shes queen and bever been happier so why dont all of yall get a life and get somewhere.Your song needs work.good day lame assn?ucks
zjcastillo

United States

#15 Sep 4, 2013
zjcastillo wrote:
i was running from rhonda she found out the roses i gave her were from the graveyard. and i told her i still loved sylvia which i do. im in love with sylvia and rhonda. i love sylvia more
wrong again.i hate sylvia with a passion along with all her dumbass friends and all you dumbasses that have nothing better to do should get in front of the train.You guys are so stupid or sylvia youre still miserable?i dont blame you.you did this to yourself .i post my name now why dont some of yall ?ussies post your real names?
zjcastillo

United States

#16 Sep 4, 2013
olio wrote:
Zeon was in wreck running from some woman
i was not aware of such thing
ding dong kong

United States

#17 Sep 9, 2013
I love the zeon song.
grenade boyer

United States

#18 Sep 9, 2013
zeon a woman?
Rhonda Brown

United States

#19 Sep 9, 2013
I dont think so.
grenade boyer wrote:
zeon a woman?
WHY HATE

Tilden, TX

#20 Sep 12, 2013
wow very funny. no offense dude
Miltoid

United States

#21 Oct 8, 2013
WTF you Devine people are wack
dammit

Dallas, TX

#22 Mar 13, 2014
Funny!!
Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#23 Mar 13, 2014
this is bull ship ...
Flight 370

United States

#24 Mar 14, 2014
That Zeon song is a riot.

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