The Schitt Family Tree.

Chesapeake, VA

#1 Mar 1, 2014
Most people here work at the Coal mines over on Coal Ridge. And if youíre not familiar with this area then you probably donít know Jack Schitt! I done some research and found that he is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.. O Schitt the fertilizer maginate, married Awe Schitt, who is the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc..In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep and Dip Schitt...Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock...Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.And it wonít be long until she will have a little Schitt...So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the Schitt family tree

Hockessin, DE

#2 Mar 2, 2014
Don't they live next door to Mr. Gay Joke?

Parkersburg, WV

#3 Mar 2, 2014
that was funny 15 years ago the first time i heard it. go eat Schitt loser. hack
miss manners

Weston, WV

#4 Mar 2, 2014
it is not nice to tell people to eat schitt.

Hockessin, DE

#5 Mar 2, 2014
In response to Gus... That's some funny Schitt!!! Lol
ImpFromTheLowest Hell


#6 Mar 4, 2014
LOL Brilliant

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one on Topix who uses the same variation of the word/name of "schitt".(Please refer to another thread when I advocated that the legal professionals in this fine city sue the "schitt" out of the water company and freedom.

Now, I only have 2 questions for this thread:

1. Can you tell the difference between the Schitt family and the Schinola family - or do they all look alike?

2. When a Schitt family member is potty-training one of their youngens and they visit their local outhouse, do they say they are going to take a schitt to take a schitt?

Just wonderin'. ; )

P.S. What is the origin and meaning of the name "schitt" anyway? It may be Irish, you know, like O'Schitt, and they dropped the "O" when they emigrated to America. Or it could be German, like Schittenstein or Schittenberger.

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