Gobbling Turkey? Give Thanks to God A...

Gobbling Turkey? Give Thanks to God AND Allah This Thanksgiving

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#1 Nov 20, 2012
Don't bother saying grace over your Thanksgiving Turkey this year. The Federal Government has already seen to it that it has been blessed. At least according to Muslim tradition, that is.

On the heels of a recent revalation that all Butterball whole Turkeys are Halal Certified, the FDA is admitting that that have "encouraged" all American Turkey producers to do the same. "This was one of President Obama's first acts after winning the 2012 election," said FDA spokeswoman, Ira Gert. "We advised America's Turkey farms to inform themselves of Halal Certification and those passages of the Qu'ran that pertain to properly cleaning their machinery and preparing Turkeys for market."


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