Winky Dinky flushed and flushed

Winky Dinky flushed and flushed

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Lol

Chesapeake, VA

#1 Sep 12, 2013
Winky was out the door, hand on stomach, in full stride. He made it to the bathroom and clutched the doorhandle and flung it open with a thunderous boom! He entered the first stall only to find that some other pooper had used all of the TP. He was in a frenzy at this point. He considered pooping with no TP and duck-walking to the next stall, but then He began to worry about other poopers coming into the equation, so He made his move. He took several strides towards the other stall and just as He made it in, he looked at the dispenser and there it was, like a white wedding dress, a brand new roll! He quickly hunched over his target and began to let it all go...Keep in mind that he never sit on the throne completly, unless he was at home in his out house. He pushed a few times, but nothing would come out. It then occurred to him that he had a Problem.. he pushed and pushed until he had beads of sweat dripping down his brow... yes, this one was a true log. At last the turd was exposed to the fresh air and he peeked between his legs -- only to frighten himself. Yessir, this one was a record breaker for him. It was the largest turd ever. He soon realized that he was in for a huge splash from the massive thing falling to the water. He quickly came up with a plan. He was going to leap forward to escape the poop bomb's blast. But he knew this was going to take perfect timing so he gave a final push and felt it break free. He leaped forward as far as he could only to become ghostly afraid -- He never heard a splash.. He knew something was not right. There was no way this log could have been streamlined enough to not splash. The suspense grew and He knew he had to do it. He slowly, so slowly looked in his underwear that was down to his feet... to his amazement, there was nothing there! He quickly looked in the throat of the toilet. Still no signs..What has happened to his steamer, he wondered. He was a bit disappointed because He wanted to tell every one on topix about his trophy freshly made trophy. He wiped and to even more surprise there was nothing there. At this point he was truly disturbed. What the heck was going on in his stall Was there a taking place? Was there a lurking turd burglar? He flushed the toilet paper and turned to leave out of the stall... and there it was! This thing was across the stall against the wall in front of the toilet. We are not talking about a small stall here, the wall was a good eight feet from the throne toilet bowl. Somehow, without him seeing, the turd was flung between his legs (missing the ol' jewels and other parts). Never again will he eat those navy beans, with onions and Texas Pete hot sauce that he loves so well. Lmbo at lil Winky.
Densel

Charlottesville, VA

#2 Sep 16, 2013
Lol then rushed in an ate what he left behind. Happy ending.
LmAo

Charleston, WV

#3 Sep 18, 2013
I like this winky, such a great character!
Wes

Charlottesville, VA

#4 Sep 18, 2013
My heart is filled with joy. I FLUSHED before Kilroy.
emd

Logan, WV

#5 Sep 18, 2013
Wes wrote:
My heart is filled with joy. I FLUSHED before Kilroy.
so you are wes and densel today RIDGEWAY, VA
Curtis

Charlottesville, VA

#6 Sep 18, 2013
emd wrote:
<quoted text>so you are wes and densel today RIDGEWAY, VA
Am I giving you ulsers trying to keep up??
hardy har har

Charleston, WV

#7 Sep 19, 2013
Winky Dinky is stuck, hardy har har har har!!!!!!!
Prick

Charleston, WV

#8 Sep 20, 2013
Why dont you just start wieghing them and give them names. Dont forget to take pics to.
Patrick

Charlottesville, VA

#9 Sep 20, 2013
Prick wrote:
Why dont you just start wieghing them and give them names. Dont forget to take pics to.
We do and grade them by colour. As matter of fact we named one after you this morning. It had a head on it and was full of corn.

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