Exactly How WILL the world end on 12/21?

Exactly How WILL the world end on 12/21?

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Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#1 Nov 26, 2012
Be warned, your responses need to be hilarious or I will rip them.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#2 Nov 26, 2012
I'm going with someone accidentaly tells Rosie O'donell the Earth is the dessert that comes with her Applebee's $10 dinner deal.
Too late for all of us

Martinsburg, WV

#3 Nov 26, 2012
Earthquakes all over the world. The oceans will rise and millions if not billions will drown. Towns will be destroyed all over the world and people will kill one another in order to eat and survive. Disease will be rampant and total chaos will ensue world wide.
And it all starts in less that a month.
Happy69

Charleston, WV

#4 Nov 26, 2012
In the Bible it says the world is supposed to end in fire.
Yeeehaaa

Charleston, WV

#5 Nov 26, 2012
Do I have time to build an ark and gather up the animals?
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#6 Nov 26, 2012
That was HYSTERICAL!! Thanks for the input.

I am somewhat partial to the "really fat guy lights a fart at Rio Grande" hypothesis.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#7 Nov 26, 2012
Happy69 wrote:
In the Bible it says the world is supposed to end in fire.
So the fat guy farting isn't out of the question, right?
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#8 Nov 26, 2012
Yeeehaaa wrote:
Do I have time to build an ark and gather up the animals?
Haha, there we go! Be sure and get a couple of mosquitos and those gnats that fly around dogs' buttholes too! Those are very important. Don't bother with the platypus, it was a joke leftover from the first time this all happened.
Funny Bone

Martinsburg, WV

#9 Nov 26, 2012
Hey Doomsday what happened to the Ethiopian when he fell into the alligator pit?

He ate three of them before they could get him out.

Since: Sep 11

Charleston, WV

#10 Nov 26, 2012
A friend told me this and I had to repost:

Anyone remember when Keith Richards bragged about smoking something laced with formaldehyde? I think that in the next couple of days, Keith Richards will be reading a pamphlet at a friend's funeral and will get a papercut at the cemetary. His blood will fall into the ground, infecting the decomposing bodies that lie under the surface and it will cause those affected to rise and start attacking the normal folk, turning them in the process. On 12/21, Richards and Ozzy will be the only humans left on Earth. They will get in a fight over the last Twinkie and bite each other in the scuffle. Richards will die immediately from the Ozzy bite and Richard's bite will turn Ozzy into the zombie leader and he will assume his role as the Prince of Darkness.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#11 Nov 26, 2012
Too late for all of us wrote:
Earthquakes all over the world. The oceans will rise and millions if not billions will drown. Towns will be destroyed all over the world and people will kill one another in order to eat and survive. Disease will be rampant and total chaos will ensue world wide.
And it all starts in less that a month.
Careful, you are teetering on the edge of being prophetic!! If you're on board with the ark-builders, they will throw you overboard for that sorta thing. Unless you have a beard and wear a robe, that is. Then you're good, they'll buy right into it.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#12 Nov 26, 2012
Louda wrote:
A friend told me this and I had to repost:
Anyone remember when Keith Richards bragged about smoking something laced with formaldehyde? I think that in the next couple of days, Keith Richards will be reading a pamphlet at a friend's funeral and will get a papercut at the cemetary. His blood will fall into the ground, infecting the decomposing bodies that lie under the surface and it will cause those affected to rise and start attacking the normal folk, turning them in the process. On 12/21, Richards and Ozzy will be the only humans left on Earth. They will get in a fight over the last Twinkie and bite each other in the scuffle. Richards will die immediately from the Ozzy bite and Richard's bite will turn Ozzy into the zombie leader and he will assume his role as the Prince of Darkness.
NO way man, Alice Cooper was the one with the role in "The Prince of Darkness" everybody knows that. Oh wait, that was ust a movie, this is real life. Nevermind. I must say the twinkie thing you brought up has me wondering. Good points on all counts!
Cleaning the Carpet

Charleston, WV

#13 Nov 26, 2012
If the world ends next month, I think I'll postpone having the carpets cleaned.

Since: Sep 11

Charleston, WV

#14 Nov 26, 2012
Doomsday wrote:
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NO way man, Alice Cooper was the one with the role in "The Prince of Darkness" everybody knows that. Oh wait, that was ust a movie, this is real life. Nevermind. I must say the twinkie thing you brought up has me wondering. Good points on all counts!
Alice sort of passed the torch a while back, leaving Ozzy as Prince in Waiting. It will be solidified once Richards bites him.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#15 Nov 26, 2012
Louda wrote:
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Alice sort of passed the torch a while back, leaving Ozzy as Prince in Waiting. It will be solidified once Richards bites him.
Lol, Yeah good point yet again. Plus, I hear this whole thing is gonna be rigged to off men named Alice first. I just hope I last long enough to see this epic twinkie battle. I already bought my $10,000 box of em on EBay. Those suckers will be like gold in 2013.
Herd 91

Martinsburg, WV

#16 Nov 26, 2012
Louda you are one sick S.O.B.

BTW: if it does end then that means that wvwho will have never won a national Championship in anything.

of course the Herd has. Just head down I-64 get off on any exit and just follow the signs. You can check out their trophy. Better hurry!

WE ARE MARSHALL WE PLAY FOR CHAMPIONSHIPS AND HAVE THE TROPHY TO PROVE IT...

Louda you really are sort of twisted aren't you?

Yessir herd fans can die knowing they won a national Championship in football and MountedQueer fans well.......

that's why they are called the MountedQueers!

Good day Louda!

Since: Sep 11

Charleston, WV

#17 Nov 26, 2012
Herd 91 wrote:
Louda you are one sick S.O.B.
BTW: if it does end then that means that wvwho will have never won a national Championship in anything.
of course the Herd has. Just head down I-64 get off on any exit and just follow the signs. You can check out their trophy. Better hurry!
WE ARE MARSHALL WE PLAY FOR CHAMPIONSHIPS AND HAVE THE TROPHY TO PROVE IT...
Louda you really are sort of twisted aren't you?
Yessir herd fans can die knowing they won a national Championship in football and MountedQueer fans well.......
that's why they are called the MountedQueers!
Good day Louda!
Everything in moderation, Herd. A little sick and twisted is a good thing. Marshall has nothing that any FBS school is jealous about. They aren't even going to a bowl game this year for God's sake. I forgot to tell you how Marshall will go down. Richards will be in attendance at the 49ers vs Patriots game on the 16th. Randy Moss will mention how Marshall plays for championships and Richards will hear and accidentally spit out the beer in his mouth from laughing so hard, infecting Randy. On the ride back, Randy will stop back at his old school, that he refers to as Rand University, and he will kiss the trophy case. Herd91, you come in right behind Randy to take your turn at kissing the trophy case and get infected. Herd91 and Randy Moss end up eating most of the people in Huntington on the first night. The rest are burned in the house fires that happen all the time down there.
Herd 91

Martinsburg, WV

#18 Nov 26, 2012
This coming from a someone whose ex coach died of embarrassment on a golf course (his black heart busted like a water balloon) and your ex receiver fell out of a moving pickup truck while trying to beat up his ol lady and was found flopping like a tuna on a boat before pronounced dead. Yep you have room to talk you imbecile.

Since: Sep 11

Charleston, WV

#19 Nov 26, 2012
Herd 91 wrote:
This coming from a someone whose ex coach died of embarrassment on a golf course (his black heart busted like a water balloon) and your ex receiver fell out of a moving pickup truck while trying to beat up his ol lady and was found flopping like a tuna on a boat before pronounced dead. Yep you have room to talk you imbecile.
Nobody cares about any of this stuff. WVU doesn't need to make a movie out of the deaths on their team just to stay relevant.
Doomsday

Charleston, WV

#20 Nov 26, 2012
Herd 91 wrote:
This coming from a someone whose ex coach died of embarrassment on a golf course (his black heart busted like a water balloon) and your ex receiver fell out of a moving pickup truck while trying to beat up his ol lady and was found flopping like a tuna on a boat before pronounced dead. Yep you have room to talk you imbecile.
There is just no creativity there at all. It's almost a waste of prime Topix.com space. This site is supposed to be all about stating intelligent, reasonable facts and being nice and supportive of others. If you aren't careful, a bunch of white trash trailer park pillbillies (Marshall grads etc...)and are going to start posting stuff on this site and before you know it, they will be talking about "haterz" and saying stuff like "deuces peeps" and leaving out all the vowels from words and stuff. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

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