Beauty Queen

Charleston, WV

#1 Jul 11, 2012
Does anyone know where there is a good beauty pageant coming up?
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#2 Jul 11, 2012
Beauty Queen wrote:
Does anyone know where there is a good beauty pageant coming up?
Certainly not in Wrong Turn country, unless your idea of a Beauty is a toothless,pregnant,shoeless hillbilly. The heifers in WV and Ky fell out of ugly trees and hit every damned branch on the way down. TaTa for now Lady of Quality ps I know!!!Beauty is only skin deep possums. Thats what all the ugly ole heifers say.
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#4 Jul 15, 2012
billybob wrote:
I hear hag may is the star of the annual swampbilly pageant ! All you need in Florida to get with that thing is some gator hide and a fishing net . That's the currency down south . Hell you can even give her swampbilly daddy some gator tackling gear and he will give yah hag for the weekend ! But be careful now , hag attracts the skeeters so use plenty of repellent . It's that swamp blood that they just love to suckle on ! Hey hag ! Your pappy still take wooden nickels in exchange to have you for a few hours ? I have three of those and a gator foot ... Tell your pappy to get ahold of me so we can work this out !
Billy Bob , We decided not to respond to HIM/IT.........

Charleston, WV

#5 Jul 15, 2012
For what ages? I know several different pageant systems

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