Obama Promises Banana Peel Ban Will Slip Into Law
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Since: May 12
#1 May 2, 2013
Today, President Obama once again threatened to sign an executive order designed to protect millions from unnecessary and preventable injury.
The new law would stipulate that all bananas will be peeled and then wrapped in cellophane packaging prior to being placed on the produce shelf for sale to the general public. Obama is quoted as saying , "We can and we will prevent these senseless acts of slipping and falling perpetrated on the American public."
#2 May 5, 2013
Obama is a joke
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