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Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#1 Jun 10, 2013
Hello Possums, Our wealthy ladies club has decided to do many projects for the next year to assist the poor unfortunate hillbillies in WV. One project in particular, that I am quite excited about is a calendar entitled, "The Women of Wrong Turn Country." With so much material about the skanks in WV, we have decided on a 16 month issue. January shall be entitled "New Life",featured will be a typical WV woman barefoot and pregnant. She will be dressed in typical hillbilly regalia such as a Wal-Mart flower print simple dress and perhaps a pair of flip-flops. She will be nearly toothless and sport a black eye, standing in front of her single wide trailer. Possums, I am so excited about this project as it captures WV inhabitants in their natural element and dress. Some months shall include children and husbands in their natural habitat also alongside the women. All proceeds shall be donated to the education and personal hygiene efforts in the state. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Since: Jul 12

Charleston, WV

#2 Jun 10, 2013
Hagga may and the ladies of quality

Shesthe kind of girl that guys dream about at night -- it's better than seeing her in the light.

Looks aren't everything; in her case, they aren't anything.

SHe has a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.

There's only one trouble with her face-- it shows!

She should join the Ku Klux Klan -- she would look a lot better with a hood over his head.

She's not exactly bad looking. There's just one little blemish between her ears-- her face.

She's so ugly, at a Christmas party they hung her and kissed the mistletoe!

She's had her face lifted so many times, she talks through her nose.

She looks like a million -- every year of it.

SHe has so many chins, you can't be sure of which one she's going to talk out of next.

Even her double chin has a double chin.

SHe has a face like a flower-- a cauliflower.

SHe goes to the dentist twice a year. Once for every tooth.

SHe has a Roman nose. It roams all over his face.

Her teeth are like the Ten Commandments-- all broken.

Her teeth are his own-- she just made the last payment on them.

She has so many wrinkles, she has to screw her hat on.

SHe has a nice head on her shoulders. But it would look better on a neck!

SHe takes vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, and G, and still looks like H.

SHe has a big heart, and a stomach to match.

She's so fat, when she takes a shower his feet don't get wet!

Shes so fat, when she stands on a talking scale it says, "One at a time, please!"

She's a real Ooomph girl. When she sits on a sofa, it goes Ooomph!

She's a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating.

She is on a seafood diet... When she sees food, she eats it!

When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file



Since: Jul 12

Charleston, WV

#3 Jun 10, 2013


Hagama isis so fat that she can show up on any radar
That girl is so fat that she is able to leave footprints in the concrete
Gaga may is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said,“To be continued…”
Hagga may was in Florida and was so fat that she was given her own area code
You’re so fat that satellites orbit around you
You’re so fat that when you play hopscotch the pieces are Alabama, Georgia, and Virginia
Hagga may is so fat that when she looks over at you her double chins look like pancakes
Haggard may is so fat that when she jumped into the gulf at Panama City the tide came in South Carolina
Scale Worries when hagga and ladies of quality are around
During a scale manufacturing convention there were people all over who wanted to test the different scales out and weight themselves to see if they all would have the same number. There were many though who decided not to participate in this so that no one would know how much they weighed.

There was one very well spoken representative who managed to convince hagga may to try out his scale. He promised the he would not look down at the display and see what it said and that she would be the only one to know.

She decided to help him out and stepped onto the scale. After a moment of letting it read her weight a loud, mechanical voice rang out and said,“has to be a mistake, I only go to a ton!
tbs404

Charleston, WV

#4 Jun 10, 2013
I really enjoy your rants about WV. I find it funny how you talk about those that call WV home. Funny thing is statistics don't make Florida look to good. I mean did you know in 1 year the percentage rate for welfare recipients went up 26% in Florida and only 4.2% in WV. Teen pregnancy in Florida is also more than WV. This is the one I really like, the STD rate is extremely high compared to my great state of WV. Crime rate is also higher in Florida. The homeless rate is also more than WV. After seeing all those statistics, I can honestly say WV sounds a hell of a lot better than Florida.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/58802/sunkist-...

Hagatha you have to check out this site. These are the people that inhabit Florida. I can't wait for your reply. I am going to go out on a limb and say, your retort will be something about wrong turn country, WV residents being toothless and living in trailers. I mean every time you make a post it is the same thing over and over. I honestly don't mean to offend you. I understand if your vocabulary is limited. TaTa for now Lady of West Virginia!!
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#5 Jun 11, 2013
tbs404 wrote:
I really enjoy your rants about WV. I find it funny how you talk about those that call WV home. Funny thing is statistics don't make Florida look to good. I mean did you know in 1 year the percentage rate for welfare recipients went up 26% in Florida and only 4.2% in WV. Teen pregnancy in Florida is also more than WV. This is the one I really like, the STD rate is extremely high compared to my great state of WV. Crime rate is also higher in Florida. The homeless rate is also more than WV. After seeing all those statistics, I can honestly say WV sounds a hell of a lot better than Florida.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/58802/sunkist-...
Hagatha you have to check out this site. These are the people that inhabit Florida. I can't wait for your reply. I am going to go out on a limb and say, your retort will be something about wrong turn country, WV residents being toothless and living in trailers. I mean every time you make a post it is the same thing over and over. I honestly don't mean to offend you. I understand if your vocabulary is limited. TaTa for now Lady of West Virginia!!
Possum, I am not offended in the least. I look way beyond the superficial and get down to the heart and truth of the matter. Let's look at WV and Florida in reality. WV is a very poor and depressed state indeed. Many there are unemployeed and on welfare. Most are not well educated. With 2 masters degrees my vocabulary is not limited, just restrained for the poor unfortunate uneducated possums from your neck of the woods. Florida is known as the vacatiopn capitol of the world. Our theme parks,beaches,wealthy real estate and climate are second to none. WV on the other hand continues to lose population, as the younger folks leave in search of greener pastures. Most head south, Hence I-77 the Hillbilly Trail remains a popular mode of escape. Many end up in Florida and present a drain on our economy and population. Yes we have more crime and teen pregnancy here. We also have 8-9 times the population of WV here. Have you ever heard of airports and hotels being second to none in WV or continually overbooked and in constant demand as Florida is? You never will either possum. I don't think most of the world is ready to escape to WV for Hillbilly Days or coon hunting or deer hunting. They would much rather stay at a luxury resort in Florida and visit our world renouned theme parks. Hmmm, perhaps thats why we see so many license plates here from WV and KY. So possum, live in darkness as you will, we do enjoy the dollars that flow here from your wretched state from the people there who are lucky enough to have meaningful employment. Well, possum, I must run for now, we are having cocktails poolside and enjoying a Cuban serenade. God it's great to be wealthy and live in paradise. I'll pray for you as you munch on your dollar menu from Micky D's. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
Concerned

Youngstown, OH

#6 Jun 11, 2013
Renouned? How about renowned? Use that fancy dictionary Hag! Or your assistant!
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#7 Jun 11, 2013
Concerned wrote:
Renouned? How about renowned? Use that fancy dictionary Hag! Or your assistant!
So sorry I misspelled a word possum. Seems trivial for such a "Concerned" individual. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
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Angela

Charleston, WV

#10 Jun 12, 2013
I think a stint in prison would totally be worth killing this woman...
tbs404

Charleston, WV

#11 Jun 12, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>So sorry I misspelled a word possum. Seems trivial for such a "Concerned" individual. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
I must have failed my entire life. I have worked for 30+ years to be accepted by you. Now that my dreams are crushed, what will I do? News flash sweetheart, I couldn't care less about what you think of me. With two masters you should know how to spell and use correct punctuation. Before you degrade someone work on your own issues. You should start with getting a different hobby, because trolling Topix isn't very becoming. Lady of Boredom fits you better. Remember small minds get amused easily.
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#12 Jun 12, 2013
tbs404 wrote:
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I must have failed my entire life. I have worked for 30+ years to be accepted by you. Now that my dreams are crushed, what will I do? News flash sweetheart, I couldn't care less about what you think of me. With two masters you should know how to spell and use correct punctuation. Before you degrade someone work on your own issues. You should start with getting a different hobby, because trolling Topix isn't very becoming. Lady of Boredom fits you better. Remember small minds get amused easily.
Possum, I hope your next 30 years are more of an improvement. I realize you don't care what others think or you would not have remained a hillbilly in West by God Virginny. Now, I would suggest you clean your trailer and take a bath and perhaps seek meaningful employment in your life. If you don't have running water,as many do not in WV, you could just go and jump in a lake!!!!! TaTa for now Lady of Quality
tbs404

Charleston, WV

#13 Jun 13, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>Possum, I hope your next 30 years are more of an improvement. I realize you don't care what others think or you would not have remained a hillbilly in West by God Virginny. Now, I would suggest you clean your trailer and take a bath and perhaps seek meaningful employment in your life. If you don't have running water,as many do not in WV, you could just go and jump in a lake!!!!! TaTa for now Lady of Quality
You know me so well. You did however miss some important facts. I moved to WV in '98 from Florida. Trust me Florida is not what you say it is. Every state has flaws. You must get out much or you would know that. Meaningful employment? I work 5-7 days a week. I have an extremely happy life. I have a productive life, unlike yourself. I am independent, hard working, and honest. You on the other hand, have a miserable life. You make up for it by trolling Topix, trying to put someone down. The thing is no one cares. You show true ignorance when you boast about what you have. in reality you probably have nothing. Good luck with that.
wow

Charleston, WV

#14 Jun 13, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>So sorry I misspelled a word possum. Seems trivial for such a "Concerned" individual. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
You misspell a lot of words, you said, "vacatiopn", when I'm almost sure you meant "vacation".

For someone who claims to be SO educated & well to do, you seem to take issue with understanding how spellcheck works.

Ta, ta, moron.
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#15 Jun 13, 2013
wow wrote:
<quoted text>
You misspell a lot of words, you said, "vacatiopn", when I'm almost sure you meant "vacation".
For someone who claims to be SO educated & well to do, you seem to take issue with understanding how spellcheck works.
Ta, ta, moron.
Trivial and unimportant possum. You know, just like you!!!!! TaTa for now Lady of Quality
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#16 Jun 13, 2013
tbs404 wrote:
<quoted text>
You know me so well. You did however miss some important facts. I moved to WV in '98 from Florida. Trust me Florida is not what you say it is. Every state has flaws. You must get out much or you would know that. Meaningful employment? I work 5-7 days a week. I have an extremely happy life. I have a productive life, unlike yourself. I am independent, hard working, and honest. You on the other hand, have a miserable life. You make up for it by trolling Topix, trying to put someone down. The thing is no one cares. You show true ignorance when you boast about what you have. in reality you probably have nothing. Good luck with that.
Possum, I am so sorry you could not make it here and had to retreat to the backwoods of WV. Yes, I am a very wealthy and beautiful white woman and I'm sure you can't stand the fact that I am and live in such luxury in Florida while you burn coal in the hills. I am glad you are "Happy" possum, and your life is meaningful to you in WV. I guess it's true, one person's trash is another's treasure. That God for saken place would not be for me, but for you it is just fine. I will continue to reside in the Sunshine State, the vacation capitol of the world and enjoy life with the beautiful people. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
tbs404

Charleston, WV

#17 Jun 13, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>Possum, I am so sorry you could not make it here and had to retreat to the backwoods of WV. Yes, I am a very wealthy and beautiful white woman and I'm sure you can't stand the fact that I am and live in such luxury in Florida while you burn coal in the hills. I am glad you are "Happy" possum, and your life is meaningful to you in WV. I guess it's true, one person's trash is another's treasure. That God for saken place would not be for me, but for you it is just fine. I will continue to reside in the Sunshine State, the vacation capitol of the world and enjoy life with the beautiful people. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Longwood is a nice place, but I am extremely content I left, cause I could have ended up like you. That is if you are even real. Which someone of your stature should have better things to do than troll Topix. By the way for someone with 2 masters you should really work on spelling and punctuation.
Hagatha May

Orlando, FL

#18 Jun 14, 2013
tbs404 wrote:
<quoted text>
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Longwood is a nice place, but I am extremely content I left, cause I could have ended up like you. That is if you are even real. Which someone of your stature should have better things to do than troll Topix. By the way for someone with 2 masters you should really work on spelling and punctuation.
Longwood is nice possum, but Heathrow it isn't!!! I live in a lovely 12000 square foot mansion and love every inch of it. We continually host an array of parties here and our home is quite the gathering place for the rich and famous. By the way Orlando just celebrated the State of the City and State of the ouunty with mayor Teresa Jacobs. Seems Orlando is doiung quite well and is booming with housing construction and business relocating here. Our convention center is among the largest in the nation. Our new rail system is under construction to the tune of $1.06 billion dollars. I don't think WV can even think of competing with these stats, and that is just one city in Florida. Now as for my spelling and punctuation possum. I did not realize that posting on topix was to be a Master's thesis or Doctoral dissertation. However to satisfy the little inbred possums in Wrong Turn country I will attempt to improve. It's not easy though after a few Strawberry Margaritas poolside during my massage. God it's good to be me and to live in such luxury, and be so pampered. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
bignig76

Charleston, WV

#19 Jun 14, 2013
Have a good night in lot number twenty three of the trailer park tonight!
tbs404

Charleston, WV

#20 Jun 14, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>Longwood is nice possum, but Heathrow it isn't!!! I live in a lovely 12000 square foot mansion and love every inch of it. We continually host an array of parties here and our home is quite the gathering place for the rich and famous. By the way Orlando just celebrated the State of the City and State of the ouunty with mayor Teresa Jacobs. Seems Orlando is doiung quite well and is booming with housing construction and business relocating here. Our convention center is among the largest in the nation. Our new rail system is under construction to the tune of $1.06 billion dollars. I don't think WV can even think of competing with these stats, and that is just one city in Florida. Now as for my spelling and punctuation possum. I did not realize that posting on topix was to be a Master's thesis or Doctoral dissertation. However to satisfy the little inbred possums in Wrong Turn country I will attempt to improve. It's not easy though after a few Strawberry Margaritas poolside during my massage. God it's good to be me and to live in such luxury, and be so pampered. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
You need to try just a bit harder. You are almost at the point of believing your fairy tales. My WV derriere is going to quit replying. Your lack of education and over exaggerated imagination is making me feel sick.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#21 Jun 15, 2013
Hagatha May wrote:
<quoted text>Longwood is nice possum, but Heathrow it isn't!!! I live in a lovely 12000 square foot mansion and love every inch of it. We continually host an array of parties here and our home is quite the gathering place for the rich and famous. By the way Orlando just celebrated the State of the City and State of the ouunty with mayor Teresa Jacobs. Seems Orlando is doiung quite well and is booming with housing construction and business relocating here. Our convention center is among the largest in the nation. Our new rail system is under construction to the tune of $1.06 billion dollars. I don't think WV can even think of competing with these stats, and that is just one city in Florida. Now as for my spelling and punctuation possum. I did not realize that posting on topix was to be a Master's thesis or Doctoral dissertation. However to satisfy the little inbred possums in Wrong Turn country I will attempt to improve. It's not easy though after a few Strawberry Margaritas poolside during my massage. God it's good to be me and to live in such luxury, and be so pampered. TaTa for now Lady of Quality
I am only going to say this once. Heathrow is nothing to Laguna Beach, Ca. When I look out my door, I have a beautiful view of the beach. Your view is of what? Neighboring houses or the lake? I have friends in FL. and WV. and I had to say that you my dear are a unsophisticated liar. You want to be rich and famous. If you really want to see the finer things in life, come visit me. Until then, stop making a fool of yourself. Be friendly, you never know when you will need those that you speak ill of.
NotMyGuns

Charleston, WV

#22 Jun 15, 2013
Fl too many storms like Hurricane Issac (just cause it was on the top of my head). CA too many earthquakes. I'll stay happy in my mountain home, where people are real. They aren't full of silicon and fake pride. Too many people put value on homes and fancy possessions. Bet if a calamity hit, you would be lost. For sure, your houses sound like the first place to be looted. I've got good neighbors, who all speak English, don't have to worry if they are illegals or not. We help each other and know we don't have to worry about stealing or trying to compete for lavish things. Keep your big houses, things like that come and go. Keep your opinion too because you show your true ignorance and gullible side as you believe what you hear. Such stereotypes and generalizations are only for those with a lack of knowledge of what they are really talking about. WV women are prideful, bright, articulate and know how to take care of themselves, their families and this country. Women of quality are generally called a lady and a lady never degrades another. Please stop being a classless bore, Ms May.

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