How To Open A Beer With A Banana

How To Open A Beer With A Banana

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Betty Passat

Charleston, WV

#1 Aug 15, 2014
No bottle opener? NO PROBLEM. ;)

http://offbeat.topix.com/story/13589
Jessica

Bluefield, WV

#2 Aug 15, 2014
LOL!!!
Tommy Boy

Oakvale, WV

#3 Aug 15, 2014
I know this DJ from Yards that can crush a beer can between his butt cheeks Its part of his stage act when he is working at a family reunion or funeral
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#4 Aug 15, 2014
Can you show me how to open a Natty Daddy with a radish in case the tab breaks off?
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just me

Huntington, WV

#6 Aug 15, 2014
I saw this on Facebook I think it is a terrible waste of a good beer!!
HHH

Ashland, KY

#7 Aug 15, 2014
I think i saw Marilyn Chambers cut a banana up into pieces im sure she could open a beer bottle also !!!!
Elizabeth

Charleston, WV

#8 Aug 15, 2014
The banana is the atheists worst nightmare.

No jk.
fryingpan

Charleston, WV

#9 Aug 15, 2014
HHH wrote:
I think i saw Marilyn Chambers cut a banana up into pieces im sure she could open a beer bottle also !!!!
Showing ur age. She's old.
casual observer

Fairmont, WV

#10 Aug 15, 2014
I don't believe you all actually click on those links at the bottom and sides of these Topix pages. I guess you don't mind getting viruses and malware on your computers.

FDG

“Have facts, will travel!”

Since: Feb 08

The Big Town!

#11 Aug 15, 2014
casual observer wrote:
I don't believe you all actually click on those links at the bottom and sides of these Topix pages. I guess you don't mind getting viruses and malware on your computers.
The videos on the sides are all done by Topix as well.

Besides, if you have up to date virus protection, you can click on anything.
Pastor

Fairmont, WV

#12 Aug 15, 2014
Elizabeth wrote:
The banana is the atheists worst nightmare.
No jk.
Indeed, God's most perfect creation. It is believed by many theologians that the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was probably a banana.
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casual observer

Fairmont, WV

#14 Aug 15, 2014
gorkon wrote:
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It was a metaphor for sex. Stop taking your silly book so literally.
You know how after you nut it to that picture of your sister you then feel shame? Same thing
So just the fruit part of the story was a metaphor? Good, because I was afraid the whole Garden of Eden thing might be a metaphor.
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#19 Aug 15, 2014
This is dumb, undeserving of statewide attention.. Another ghetto thread like the Senate race 4 years ago..

Since: Feb 13

Fairmont, WV

#20 Aug 15, 2014
Jebus was Murican and only cared 'bout guns, god, gays, and 'bortions. Get it rite libtards!
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#22 Aug 15, 2014
Earl wrote:
<quoted text> Ship Ahoy! Matey.
Hey Earl, you haven't passed out yet? Did you get those teeth fixed?
Reads too much

Dayton, OH

#23 Aug 15, 2014
Betty Passat wrote:
No bottle opener? NO PROBLEM. ;)
http://offbeat.topix.com/story/13589
That's nothing. You can unlock any car door with a potato.

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#25 Aug 15, 2014
Earl wrote:
No, still gummin. Where is your Oil rig buddy??
Who, Sundog? You drunk Earl? He is still here posting as usual. You are posting on a thread that can be seen all over WV Topix, from Welch to Wellsburg, wake up..

FDG

“Have facts, will travel!”

Since: Feb 08

The Big Town!

#26 Aug 15, 2014
Pastor wrote:
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Indeed, God's most perfect creation. It is believed by many theologians that the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was probably a banana.
LOL. No gods created the bananas that you and I eat. They were engineered by man. Do a little research on wild bananas.

:)
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bananas

New York, NY

#29 Aug 15, 2014
down with cavendish; give me back my gros michel, god
Ralph

Danville, WV

#30 Aug 15, 2014
FDG wrote:
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The videos on the sides are all done by Topix as well.
Besides, if you have up to date virus protection, you can click on anything.
.......or use Linux OS, you don't need virus and malware protection, and its a whole lot faster than Windows.

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