Relationship: why is sexual intercour...

Relationship: why is sexual intercourse so ephemeral?

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Try this

Charleston, WV

#2 Sep 5, 2013
amyanswer wrote:
First of all, let me just say, that I am a virgin.(Obviously.) But all of my friends and anyone else that talks about it around me, always talk about only lasting like 5-15 minutes or something. Does sex really begin and end that fast? Or are they just lazy?
Sex doesn't have to last that long to be fulfilling. The main goal is to climax and once that happens then its over. Sometimes it takes longer, sometimes it doesn't. When you masturbate do you masturbate longer than 5-15 minutes? That's a rhetorical question, but one to put things into perspective. If I have a couple of jager bombs its on like Donkey Kong.
Nancu

Chesapeake, VA

#3 Sep 5, 2013
I think the poster wanted to use the word 'ephemeral' virgin and sex togather collectively to start a thread post, then wait for someone to mention the word' Masturbate. And then what do you have? You have an XX thread with a bunch of horny hilly folks giving their thoughts on how they have sex with their *****...Threads like this are nooooo goooood ....
Pamela

Charlottesville, VA

#4 Sep 5, 2013
Nancu wrote:
I think the poster wanted to use the word 'ephemeral' virgin and sex togather collectively to start a thread post, then wait for someone to mention the word' Masturbate. And then what do you have? You have an XX thread with a bunch of horny hilly folks giving their thoughts on how they have sex with their *****...Threads like this are nooooo goooood ....
Go back to your twisting head vibrator.
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#5 Sep 5, 2013
Pamela wrote:
<quoted text> Go back to your twisting head vibrator.
Now Winky, how did you know I have a twisting head viberator, have you been playing in my toy box? You naughty lil' boy.
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Try this

Charleston, WV

#7 Sep 5, 2013
I only responded because I had to google Ephemeral.
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#8 Sep 5, 2013
Try this wrote:
I only responded because I had to google Ephemeral.
Well Winky Dinky, it's a word that is seldom used in our every day vernacular. I like to keep conversations simple to where people can understand what I am talking about. I am aware that every one doesn't have a college degree so why shut people off? My degrees definitely are not in diction, speech, vocab, English Etc; but I do give conference speeches. Didn't need these to obtain a degree in my field. So much for the rant
Fancy

Charleston, WV

#9 Sep 5, 2013
Don't touch your peepee or peehole. It's dirty!
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#10 Sep 5, 2013
Fancy wrote:
Don't touch your peepee or peehole. It's dirty!
Fancy this is for you... I don't want to hurt you feelings but you sound as though you may have genitalia odors, whether you are a male or female, there are ways to keep that area clean. It's important to regularly wash the genital area, to help ward off infections and bad odor. Since the genital area is moist and warm, bacteria can grow easily. Cleaning your genital area with a mild soap and water will help control the growth bacteria because bacteria is where the odor is comming from. I hear that most hill folk do not practise this area of body hygine. The Peepee oo the peehole should be the cleanest organ of your body. Fancy, you have a good day, glad I could help, Nancy
Fancy

Charleston, WV

#11 Sep 5, 2013
Thank you for educating this 'hill folk'.

Could I implore of you a hands-on demonstration?

Thanks in advance for undoubtedly agreeing.

With Love,
Fancy
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#12 Sep 5, 2013
Fancy wrote:
Thank you for educating this 'hill folk'.
Could I implore of you a hands-on demonstration?
Thanks in advance for undoubtedly agreeing.
With Love,
Fancy
Supposing you are a female I will be gladly to teach you how to clean your self up and to make your self presentable and desireable to the opposite sex, and if you are of the masceline gender, my Husband will teach you haw to clean wash your and ward the becteria that causes the odor that you speak of. But only if we lived in your area would this be possible. But I'm sure you can handle your problem with a little soap and warm water, and then start taking your bath on a daily routine, you will fill much better and the stinch will eventually dissipate. Glad I could help
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#13 Sep 5, 2013
A Little Country Boys mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her womanliness, and
said, "Johnny. This is where you come from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him " As Little Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."
Fancy

Vienna, WV

#14 Sep 5, 2013
Nancy wrote:
<quoted text>Supposing you are a female I will be gladly to teach you how to clean your self up and to make your self presentable and desireable to the opposite sex, and if you are of the masceline gender, my Husband will teach you haw to clean wash your and ward the becteria that causes the odor that you speak of. But only if we lived in your area would this be possible. But I'm sure you can handle your problem with a little soap and warm water, and then start taking your bath on a daily routine, you will fill much better and the stinch will eventually dissipate. Glad I could help
Tell ya what... I will trade you spelling and grammar lessons for your personal assistance in this matter.
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#15 Sep 5, 2013
Fancy wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell ya what... I will trade you spelling and grammar lessons for your personal assistance in this matter.
Tehre is notnihg wrnog wtih my Engsilh gramamr, you raed it and underotsod evrey wrod I siad wtih out hesititson. Now go tkae your wram btah, use ivroy saop, it wlil klil gemrs betetr than the lye soap taht you are use to using.. Nacny Lou
Bubba

Charlottesville, VA

#16 Sep 5, 2013
Nancy wrote:
<quoted text>Fancy this is for you... I don't want to hurt you feelings but you sound as though you may have genitalia odors, whether you are a male or female, there are ways to keep that area clean. It's important to regularly wash the genital area, to help ward off infections and bad odor. Since the genital area is moist and warm, bacteria can grow easily. Cleaning your genital area with a mild soap and water will help control the growth bacteria because bacteria is where the odor is comming from. I hear that most hill folk do not practise this area of body hygine. The Peepee oo the peehole should be the cleanest organ of your body. Fancy, you have a good day, glad I could help, Nancy
I'll help ya out on that one. Jump in the back of my pickup and I'll run your nasty ass thru the car wash.
Bubba

Charlottesville, VA

#17 Sep 5, 2013
Nancy wrote:
<quoted text>Fancy this is for you... I don't want to hurt you feelings but you sound as though you may have genitalia odors, whether you are a male or female, there are ways to keep that area clean. It's important to regularly wash the genital area, to help ward off infections and bad odor. Since the genital area is moist and warm, bacteria can grow easily. Cleaning your genital area with a mild soap and water will help control the growth bacteria because bacteria is where the odor is comming from. I hear that most hill folk do not practise this area of body hygine. The Peepee oo the peehole should be the cleanest organ of your body. Fancy, you have a good day, glad I could help, Nancy
When you get finished with sex pour Old Grandad 100 proof on that thing. The alcohol will clean it up well enough to eat of of. Beer will work too. A Dr. in the Military taught me that one. If no water is available pour alcohol on that thing. Careful tho. If someone gay or lesbian is there or around you they may insist on licking it off.
Nancy

Chesapeake, VA

#18 Sep 5, 2013
Bubba wrote:
<quoted text>When you get finished with sex pour Old Grandad 100 proof on that thing. The alcohol will clean it up well enough to eat of of. Beer will work too. A Dr. in the Military taught me that one. If no water is available pour alcohol on that thing. Careful tho. If someone gay or lesbian is there or around you they may insist on licking it off.
Winky Dinky , the alcahol you are speaking of is not good at killing bacteria, but will make you drunk enough to do the later you spoke of. The ethanol and the isopropyl will kill bacteria, but it only kills as it evaporates, the germ will not be dead until it evaporates compeletly. The best helper you can give the ethanol/isopropyl is a good calm slow warm water soapy wash down before useing any kind of ethanol and or isopropyl. P/S, You Hill folks keep your holes & poles clean for a sanitary and safe sex life. Nancy Lou

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