Seriously

Charleston, WV

#21 Jun 4, 2012
You should play "Battlesh^t," it's where you see who can put the most toothpicks in their floating turds.
Einstein

Chesapeake, VA

#22 Jun 4, 2012
Those of you who say rednecks and hill billies don't know shit, you're absolutely wrong! That's all this thread has been about, is their feces and floating turds. They may not know their Governors name nor how to speak fluent english but they know a whole lot about Poppy.
Remus

San Angelo, TX

#23 Jun 4, 2012
ROTFLMAO.
Remus

San Angelo, TX

#24 Jun 4, 2012
Einstein wrote:
Those of you who say rednecks and hill billies don't know shit, you're absolutely wrong! That's all this thread has been about, is their feces and floating turds. They may not know their Governors name nor how to speak fluent english but they know a whole lot about Poppy.
Too funny.
Seriously

United States

#25 Jun 4, 2012
Einstein wrote:
Those of you who say rednecks and hill billies don't know shit, you're absolutely wrong! That's all this thread has been about, is their feces and floating turds. They may not know their Governors name nor how to speak fluent english but they know a whole lot about Poppy.
Revised by a West Virginian:
"Those of you who say rednecks and hillbillies don't know shit, you're absolutely wrong! That's all about which this thread has been; their feces and floating turds. They may not know the Governor's name or how to speak English fluently, but they know a lot about poppy."
Hope this helps, you illiterate, barely functioning retard.
Seriously

United States

#26 Jun 4, 2012
Oh, also, who said anything about poppy? Like, as in your Grandpa or Opium seed pods?
Einstein

Chesapeake, VA

#27 Jun 4, 2012
One redneck picked up on it and one transplant in WI! Hehehe

Since: Jan 12

Western Hemisphere

#28 Jun 4, 2012
Long as they don't pop up at you out of the commode, you should be okay. Watch for black streaks, if you see those, it's too late for you - make out your will.
Seriously

United States

#29 Jun 4, 2012
Einstein wrote:
One redneck picked up on it and one transplant in WI! Hehehe
Says the guy who doesn't understand how wireless internet connections work. Go lick another window, doofus.
Hagatha May

Charleston, WV

#30 Jun 4, 2012
Sometimes poop does float. I am still here in WV and mine has been floating also. But I think mine is because of all the drugs I smuggled up her from Florida in my bum. TATA for now Transsexual of quality.
Gina

Charleston, WV

#31 Jun 7, 2012
Wow. You sound as if you like it. I have always heard that some of the people down that way are like that.
Leroy Lightfoot

Charlottesville, VA

#32 Jun 8, 2012
Hagatha May wrote:
Sometimes poop does float. I am still here in WV and mine has been floating also. But I think mine is because of all the drugs I smuggled up her from Florida in my bum. TATA for now Transsexual of quality.
I know what you have had up your bum and don't think it was drugs.
Frank Weber-Select

Charleston, WV

#33 Jun 9, 2012
If it floats it must be me and if it sinks to be flushed thank god I am not [email protected]€king your wife. Check me out at cheaters.com !
Einstein

Chesapeake, VA

#34 Jun 9, 2012
Seriously wrote:
<quoted text>
Says the guy who doesn't understand how wireless internet connections work. Go lick another window, doofus.
Got to agree with you, I'm smart, but wireless internet was before my tome, but I do know Jack Shit and now you are about to meet his family....Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree. Einstein told you
FYI

Chesapeake, OH

#35 Aug 20, 2013
You are so disgusting!
3 posts removed
duh

Hansford, WV

#39 Aug 20, 2013
rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
Aye Thee Yist

Charleston, WV

#40 Aug 20, 2013
We really do need to resurrect this turd forum. This is a much smarter conversation than I've been getting out of the psycho-Christians about god and what not. And a hell of a lot funnier to read. Guess I'll go with my new screen name since some douche has stolen all my other ones.
1 post removed
Ben

United States

#42 Aug 27, 2013
That's a good sign. Don't worryZ
Ben

United States

#43 Aug 27, 2013
Why don't you all ignore seriously blk barbie FYI wow friend the online turd? She's the turd of this forum or he. Everything I read that moron says I gotta go poo! Lmao. Gosh. Just report her like what people do. She makes lots of obsessive polls also. They get pulled. No one wants this person around. They'll stay if you keep responding. Don't. She or he doesn't have a life. They sit on topix bullying people night and day. Window Licker was banned again yesterday. Just ignore him or her.
RIDER

Charleston, WV

#44 Aug 27, 2013
sure that wasn't your brain?

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