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itchyitch

Kenna, WV

#1 Jun 1, 2012
should i be concerned?
I know

Martinsburg, WV

#2 Jun 1, 2012
I think it means an early sign of cancer, probably prostate. I would go have it checked out. I hope it's not too late.
David Copperdong

United States

#3 Jun 1, 2012
Are we talking floating or levitating? If it's levitating call me. We can possibly put together a show.
hhh

Saint Albans, WV

#4 Jun 2, 2012
To much fat in ur diet
Mike

Clarksburg, WV

#5 Jun 2, 2012
that is a good sign
Ridiculous

Ardsley, NY

#6 Jun 2, 2012
It is a good sign lol! Means you are eating enuf fiber! Unless like the other person said, if it's levitating then you may have cause to worry!
I know

Charleston, WV

#7 Jun 2, 2012
I'm telling you that you have cancer
twenty carrot

Chesapeake, VA

#8 Jun 2, 2012
I know wrote:
I'm telling you that you have cancer
My turds are like GOLD and they never float.
stupidis

Kenna, WV

#9 Jun 2, 2012
Not enough ballast in your diet
Seinfeld

Martinsburg, WV

#10 Jun 2, 2012
Lupos" is it Lupos? LOL!

All jokes aside if you're having bowel movements and there is no blood in the stool then you are doing just fine whether it floats, sinks, or disappears on it's own. Just be thankful for a healthy bowel movement. It's one of the greater pleasures in life as we get older.
fecally astute

United States

#11 Jun 3, 2012
LOL. I do so love topix. Be it talk of the merits (or lack thereof) of Carol Fouty, a not-so-anonymous drag queens named Kevin stirring shit, debates over knock- off purses, or armchair gastroenerologists discussing the indications of turd bouyancy....you never know just what you'lll see.

Oh, and Krispy Kreme opens at 6am, I believe.:)
Seriously

United States

#12 Jun 3, 2012
fecally astute wrote:
LOL. I do so love topix. Be it talk of the merits (or lack thereof) of Carol Fouty, a not-so-anonymous drag queens named Kevin stirring shit, debates over knock- off purses, or armchair gastroenerologists discussing the indications of turd bouyancy....you never know just what you'lll see.
Oh, and Krispy Kreme opens at 6am, I believe.:)
But most importantly, if a drag queen carrying a fake Gucci eats a krispy kreme donut, will his/her poop float? And would Carol Foutys housekeepers clean up the turd?
Mitch

Ashland, OH

#13 Jun 3, 2012
Topix is funny
Supporter

Summersville, WV

#14 Jun 3, 2012
Too much gas in it. Could be a gall bladder problem getting ready to happen.
clem

Hamilton, Canada

#15 Jun 3, 2012
Supporter wrote:
Too much gas in it. Could be a gall bladder problem getting ready to happen.
Natural gas, time to frack.
clem

Hamilton, Canada

#16 Jun 3, 2012
itchyitch wrote:
should i be concerned?
Don't poop in your pool, nobody will come over for a swim
clem

Hamilton, Canada

#17 Jun 3, 2012
twenty carrot wrote:
<quoted text>My turds are like GOLD and they never float.
You must poop Gold Bricks.
betterwoman

United States

#18 Jun 4, 2012
Seriously wrote:
<quoted text>But most importantly, if a drag queen carrying a fake Gucci eats a krispy kreme donut, will his/her poop float? And would Carol Foutys housekeepers clean up the turd?
hahahahaha!!
datruth

Fairmount, GA

#19 Jun 4, 2012
Comgratulations! It means nothing at all. It doesn't have anything to do with fat or prostate cancer. Or any otjer crap people say it is. Because they don't realize that shit has a 50/50 chance of floatig or sinking.
LOL

Charleston, WV

#20 Jun 4, 2012
I believe it is gas that causes floaters. Increased levels of air and gas in the poop make it less dense, and cause it to float. Simple as that. Dietary changes (healthier) can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by the bacteria that live in the gut. Most people in America crap sinkers because America runs on fast food and doughnuts, which are both extremely high in FAT. FATTY TURDS SINK. GASEOUS FIBROUS-DIET TURDS FLOAT. If you have floaters, you are eating healthy. Congratulations!!! LOL LOL LOL

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