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Three Cents

San Angelo, TX

#1 Jan 24, 2013
Hi!! I'm Salwa's BIGGEST fan!! I'm SUCH a huge fan, that I sit around on topix all day pretending that I hate her, when I really LOVE her. I wish she'd flash her titties at me!!

I LOVE YOU, SALWA!!!
nick

Chesapeake, OH

#2 Jan 24, 2013
I'd eat it!
Three Cents

Hyattsville, MD

#3 Jan 24, 2013
Nice try, Salwa. How pathetic is it that now you've created FIVE alternate personalities?

Way to show your world class - uh - class. Wait a minute...
Three Cents

Hyattsville, MD

#4 Jan 24, 2013
nick wrote:
I'd eat it!
Bet you'd F it too. Of course! Wanna take her home to your Mother? I didn't think so...
Three Cents

Charleston, WV

#5 Jan 24, 2013
I'm soo insecure about my fat, ugly, stinky body that I have to put pretty girls down because it makes me feel better about my pathetic life. My husband cheats on me all the time because he can't stand sleeping with me :( I smell like an abandoned fish market. He says it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way :(. The thing he doesn't know is that i'm secretly in love with Salwa, but a know that a girl that hot would never give me a shot because not only am I ugly as sin on the outside, my personality also really, really sucks. I probably should just give up because I know I'll never amount to anything or be able to truly make any man happy. I'm just that much of a loser :( I'm also psychotic. I have to go now, I can't concentrate on typing because the voices in my head are distracting me.
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Three Cents

San Angelo, TX

#7 Jan 24, 2013
When I say HUGE fan, I mean that literally, I'm gigantic, which explains why I have nothing better to do than to sit on my ass & talk about Salwa.

I LOVE YOU, SALWA!!!!
Three Cents

Hyattsville, MD

#8 Jan 24, 2013
Three Cents wrote:
I'm soo insecure about my fat, ugly, stinky body that I have to put pretty girls down because it makes me feel better about my pathetic life. My husband cheats on me all the time because he can't stand sleeping with me :( I smell like an abandoned fish market. He says it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way :(. The thing he doesn't know is that i'm secretly in love with Salwa, but a know that a girl that hot would never give me a shot because not only am I ugly as sin on the outside, my personality also really, really sucks. I probably should just give up because I know I'll never amount to anything or be able to truly make any man happy. I'm just that much of a loser :( I'm also psychotic. I have to go now, I can't concentrate on typing because the voices in my head are distracting me.
OK, Salwa! Way to prove you're classy and not trashy.
Salwa

Hyattsville, MD

#9 Jan 24, 2013
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Now just calm down. We can work this out like civilized human beings, right? OK, so I got paid a lot of money (well, here in the hills it's a lot of money anyway) to act like a complete inbred. So what? I am acting. My Daddy is embarassed and my Mommy won't speak to me, but who cares? I made five figures! So I had to show my ta-tas on television. So what? They are pretty nice ta-tas when compared to the toothless, meth addicts around here. Some of them are my very closest friends. Please, please stop all the fussing and fighting over little ol' me and I'll go back in my trailer and watch ANOTHER re-run of myself on MTEEVEE! I just can't stop looking at myself and knowing all the guys out there are so hard over me. My Lord. Oh, wait. I don't have a Lord. My Word! Oh, wait. My word is no good anymore. My Lands! Oh, wait. My fellow WV'ians have disowned me. My Heavens. Oh, wait. I give up.
Wondering

Chesapeake, OH

#10 Jan 24, 2013
Is that chick mixed or what?
Salwa

Hyattsville, MD

#11 Jan 24, 2013
I am mixed ...

UP!
YUCK

Lansing, WV

#12 Jan 24, 2013
nick wrote:
I'd eat it!
You could probably smell it right when she takes her clothes off.
nick

Charleston, WV

#13 Jan 24, 2013
Three Cents wrote:
<quoted text>Bet you'd F it too. Of course! Wanna take her home to your Mother? I didn't think so...
I would and I would.
billy bob

Chesapeake, OH

#14 Jan 24, 2013
I just want to unload on her jugs
Three Cents

Charleston, WV

#15 Jan 25, 2013
Someones PLEASE agree with me, please please please. I'm so insecure about how disgusting I am that I need strangers to confirm that Salwa is ugly. That way I can feel like my husband actually is attracted to me because he won't take his eyes off Salwa when she's on tv. I'm so pathetic and worthless. Someone please help me feel better about my pointless little life! Boo Hoo
YoureJealous

Charleston, WV

#16 Jan 25, 2013
Salwa wrote:
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Now just calm down. We can work this out like civilized human beings, right? OK, so I got paid a lot of money (well, here in the hills it's a lot of money anyway) to act like a complete inbred. So what? I am acting. My Daddy is embarassed and my Mommy won't speak to me, but who cares? I made five figures! So I had to show my ta-tas on television. So what? They are pretty nice ta-tas when compared to the toothless, meth addicts around here. Some of them are my very closest friends. Please, please stop all the fussing and fighting over little ol' me and I'll go back in my trailer and watch ANOTHER re-run of myself on MTEEVEE! I just can't stop looking at myself and knowing all the guys out there are so hard over me. My Lord. Oh, wait. I don't have a Lord. My Word! Oh, wait. My word is no good anymore. My Lands! Oh, wait. My fellow WV'ians have disowned me. My Heavens. Oh, wait. I give up.
Hey ugly girl. I hope you realize that it's against the law to impersonate someone, even online. Salwa is in the public eye now, so you better hope she doesn't decide to press charges against your retarded as* because of the lies you wrote above. I'll be giving Salwa a call this afternoon to inform her of the posts you made. She's not going to like it, so you better start apologizing or praying skank! LMAO! This is about to get very interesting...
LMAO

Hyattsville, MD

#17 Jan 25, 2013
I am SO scared of you and what you might do to me!

Ooooooooo.

JK
LMAO

Hyattsville, MD

#18 Jan 25, 2013
YoureJealous wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey ugly girl. I hope you realize that it's against the law to impersonate someone, even online. Salwa is in the public eye now, so you better hope she doesn't decide to press charges against your retarded as* because of the lies you wrote above. I'll be giving Salwa a call this afternoon to inform her of the posts you made. She's not going to like it, so you better start apologizing or praying skank! LMAO! This is about to get very interesting...
Hey, Salwa! How sad is it that you have to pretend to be someone else - not once, but like eight times already - just to have someone agree with you about how "hot" you are?!&*(!@&% And, who (but you) would mark someone 'brilliant' who want to spam on your floppies? Disgusting. And, I'm a skank? Whatever, Hick Chick.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
TwoCents

San Angelo, TX

#19 Jan 25, 2013
LMAO wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, Salwa! How sad is it that you have to pretend to be someone else - not once, but like eight times already - just to have someone agree with you about how "hot" you are?!&*(!@&% And, who (but you) would mark someone 'brilliant' who want to spam on your floppies? Disgusting. And, I'm a skank? Whatever, Hick Chick.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
I thought you proclaimed that you didn't have to change your name to validate yourself.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!!!!
Three Cents

Hyattsville, MD

#20 Jan 25, 2013
I didn't change my name to validate myself.

LMAO was what I tagged myself on another thread and failed to change it back when commenting here. Oops!

Let's see though ... so far we have (for Salwa - from Charleston) all the following:

1. Salwa
2. TwoCents
3. YoureJealous
4. YouMakeMeLOL
5. OhhhNooo
and
6. Yikes

...and those are just the ones I can think of WITHOUT looking back. You give yourself away, Honey Bun.
TwoCents

San Angelo, TX

#21 Jan 25, 2013
Three Cents wrote:
I didn't change my name to validate myself.
LMAO was what I tagged myself on another thread and failed to change it back when commenting here. Oops!
Let's see though ... so far we have (for Salwa - from Charleston) all the following:
1. Salwa
2. TwoCents
3. YoureJealous
4. YouMakeMeLOL
5. OhhhNooo
and
6. Yikes
...and those are just the ones I can think of WITHOUT looking back. You give yourself away, Honey Bun.
You act like I give a shit that in your delusional head everyone posting from Charleston is Salwa, you're only proving that you're certifiably insane. I very seriously doubt she would bother herself with your RIDICULOUS pettiness.

What's it like to be obsessed with someone who doesn't even know or care that you exist?

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