Last time i was in charleston area, it was so embarassing. i was taking pole dancing lessons and i jumped up on the pole and it snapped in half!! Landed on my naked ass and split my cheeks in half!! To beat it all, my glasses landed right under my bare butt so when it landed, my fat ass broke my damn glasses!! Had to go ER and get the glass outta my fat ass and they asked me what i was doing. The Dr laughed til he pissed himself so i yanked that iv outta my arm and said the hell with u ppl i go another hospital where i won't be laughed at. then, next hospital i go to, same thing asked what i did and the whole hospital was laughing and laughing. i couldn't take no more so i started pulling glass outta my own ass and said hell i took care of this shit myself. Next day, pictures showed up on my front porch step of me and the pole coming down and my bare ass landing on those pathetic glasses i couldnt see out of anyways. Eye Dr prescribed wrong RX for me and i was seeing things clear across the river but couldn't see nothing up close.