ONE NUT Armstrong jokes
Funny Bone

Martinsburg, WV

#1 Jan 18, 2013
Lance: These accusations make my blood boil, but luckily i've got someone elses in my fridge

Lance Armstrong is a drug peddaller..get it pedaller!

What do Lance Armstrong and the rest of us have in common? We've never won the Tour de France

In the end Lance stopped trying to defend himself...he just took his BALL and went home.

My personal favorite:

Doctor: How's your health kick going Dave?

Dave: "Great Doc, I've been cycling four times a week for two months I am proud to say.

Doctor: " Ha, you'd better watch out" he said, putting down his note pad.' it seems we could have the next Lance Armstrong on our hands here he chuckled.

Dave: I'm not likely to be on his level but i'm really trying.

Doctor:...No" He interrupted, "You've got ball cancer".
Ugandan warlord

Los Angeles, CA

#2 Apr 28, 2013
Funny bone you post the best jokes
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Ben Goodwin

United States

#4 Aug 26, 2013
What does lance armstrong and mike Tyson both have in common? Lost Careers. Oh I am sorry. Kinda corny. It's true.
NOSE PICKER

Capon Bridge, WV

#5 Sep 29, 2013
What does Britney Spears and Madonna have in common? After plastic surgery they both looked like men and sounded like the chipmunks.
LOVER NOT A FIGHTER

Capon Bridge, WV

#6 Sep 29, 2013
Alright, Here is a joke? What does a sister with two teeth and a man with two teeth have in common? They are incest.
Trent Becker

Chesapeake, OH

#7 Sep 30, 2013
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb ? None. They don't know what a light bulb is. How many felons escaped from the prison after digging a hole in the wall? One, because the others were clueless. How many fans does Jiim Carey have now? None, because his jokes stink.

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