Lance Armstrong is a drug peddaller..get it pedaller!
What do Lance Armstrong and the rest of us have in common? We've never won the Tour de France
In the end Lance stopped trying to defend himself...he just took his BALL and went home.
My personal favorite:
Doctor: How's your health kick going Dave?
Dave: "Great Doc, I've been cycling four times a week for two months I am proud to say.
Doctor: " Ha, you'd better watch out" he said, putting down his note pad.' it seems we could have the next Lance Armstrong on our hands here he chuckled.
Dave: I'm not likely to be on his level but i'm really trying.
Doctor:...No" He interrupted, "You've got ball cancer".