Police: No beer led to ceramic squirr...

Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing

There are 12 comments on the WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg story from Dec 30, 2013, titled Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing. In it, WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg reports that:

South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

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“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#1 Dec 30, 2013
nuts
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#2 Dec 30, 2013
Note to self: When entering a butch-dikes home,,have a case of cold beer ready for consumption. (drop-off and run)

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#3 Dec 30, 2013
info: dyke

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#4 Dec 30, 2013
Now where's the ceramic squirrel control activists?

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#5 Dec 30, 2013
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#6 Dec 30, 2013
That makes more sense than a ceramic squirrel getting stabbed..!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#7 Dec 30, 2013
Ceramic squirrels are sharper and hold their edge longer than high carbon squirrels

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#8 Dec 30, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Ceramic squirrels are sharper and hold their edge longer than high carbon squirrels
Brilliant!
Thanks for the best laugh of the day Clem.... ah hahahaha!!!
Fundieraising Fatwass

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Dec 30, 2013
Was there a kiln in the incident? Or just non fatal injury?
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#10 Dec 30, 2013
Fundieraising Fatwass wrote:
Was there a kiln in the incident? Or just non fatal injury?
\Heh,,highfire ceramic is very sharp and dangerous in the hands of a butch-dike.!
(watch out,for goodness sake),,:}

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#11 Dec 30, 2013
That will earn him a beer in bar talk 101, always an amusing antidote for a future A.A. meeting as well.
The jail & the jailers also got a good laugh, "Whatcha in for" :)

Thinkin what cheap beer this would make a great advert for

GO NUTS FOR ?

It could have been worse I suppose , He could have been
"Clark W. Griswold" & had an rougher time with a squirrel. Happy Holidays. I just found another reason to stay sober. Rick
Christmas Vacation (10/10) Movie CLIP - Squirrel!(1989) HD
http://youtu.be/Jdyo4evwMxU
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#12 Dec 30, 2013

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