Speak english please

[Doug from the creek]

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the < STRONG >term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I l ike th e m? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"< /F ONT>

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you! < /B

[REBEL]

Pres. Bush thinks he's "back home" when in the White House. Texas has Mexico for a neighbor,NOT D.C.!!! IF you want to hear , speak,and deal w/Spanish people go to... Spain !!! Heck ,Mexico doesnt even have its own language, when you think about it. Can you say Conquiestador. keep up the good work,and,REMEMBER THE ALAMO .

[constantbreeze]

AMEN,I'am over everyone saying,you should let ilegal aliens try to have a better life.I'm all for that if you do it legal.My grandparents were immigrants.I just wonder if these people are for the illegal immigrant having a better life or they want a better life paying a illegal six dollars a hour to make them richer.

[kaolin cronicle]

Sheriff Mike Hunt arrests who he wants to and turns a bind eye to those who he doesn't want to arrest when probable cause exists for criminal behavior. There is probable cause to arrest the fired narcotics deputy for misconduct in office, misuse of government property, solicitation or adultery/fornication. Since he is an officer of the law and has knowledge of probable cause associated with these probable crimes, he may also be guilty of misconduct in office since arrest warrants have not been issued in this case by his law enforcement agency.

[Mica]

Doug wrote:

Since when is it not English.
really the only ones who aren't really putting in any effort to learn english are the ones who don't want to be hear and are illegel.
But this country speaks English and why should we have to cator to have to learn a foreign language.
It's like you can't force the illegels to speak english so we will force the english speakers to speak and learn spanish.

How can you even think about defending your own language "superiority" if you are so incredibly ignorant. Hear illegel should be illegal; cator should be cater. BTW the sentencing is awful. Learn your own language.

[Mon Sep 21]

What is a person who speaks three languages called?- Trilingual

What is a person who speaks two languages called?- Bilingual

What is a person who speaks one language called?- American

[kathy]

robby wrote:

here in our great USA we speak english-
no comprenda' no habla espanol!
then we can choose whatever second language suites us....comprenda!

Ok, honey. But, before trying to write in Spanish, LEARN!! What does "no comprenda' no habla español" mean?

[securitybreach]

pack these fu@king social welfare sucking, non tax paying, blight on the community illegals up & bus(or truck them in sealed containers)back to mexico.

[Rennie]

Observer wrote:

Why should we learn English? America does not have a declared national language, your politicians won’t hear it. Spanish speaking students are often taught in Spanish at public schools financed by the predominately English speaking taxpayers.
I have read the majority of people in the US by 2030 will speak Spanish. When we get our elected representatives in control I am betting they will establish a national language.
My advise, LEARN SPANISH GRINGO.

Here's the problem with you telling us to learn Spanish. THIS IS NOT SPAIN OR MEXICO!! THIS IS AMERICA!! Speak English, I get so sick of hearing... and it's not just Spanish, it's any language other than English spoken in a public place... if I cannot understand, I don't want to hear it. I am bilingual, and my second language is French. So hear this and understand what I'm saying... You are an egotistical idiot. You think that people can come here with a sense of entitlement. GROW UP! I have worked very hard for everything that I have and I don't want some loser who may end up in prison anyway telling me what language to speak in my homeland. So SUCK ON THAT!!

[Meli]

My family is bilingual we speak Spanish and English. It is our right to speak our native language whenever we would like. I speak proper English probably better than yours Doug taken into consideration you are from Goose Creek. We don't use Bubba and you'll. Do not get offended because you don't understand whats being said. And as far as for free food and government assistance you have to be legal to receive any of those benefits. So I guess its not the illegals who are taking advantage of the system. They should do drug screens to give out welfare, I bet that would help save us tax payers money. I guess I am fortunate and speak both languages so its not a threat to me. If I want service in Spanish and your company can not provide it I will simply go to somewhere that can.That will be your loss!! Lets see who hollers discrimination the most in this country is that an issue I guess it depends on your color right. You can try but you are fighting a losing battle. Good Luck!! Or Should I say Bueno Suerte idiota!!!

[Meli]

constantbreeze wrote:

AMEN,I'am over everyone saying,you should let ilegal aliens try to have a better life.I'm all for that if you do it legal.My grandparents were immigrants.I just wonder if these people are for the illegal immigrant having a better life or they want a better life paying a illegal six dollars a hour to make them richer.

How long ago did your grandparents come over and it was a lot easier than I am sure. Lets see you try it now and all that they ask for to come into our country. If you are from poverty you will not have whats needed to come across legal. If you have a good job and own a house why in the hell would you even want to come to this country."They Don't" Think about it they leave all there family friend everything they know to come to a new place so that they can put their children through college and to provide a better life for their family. I bet if your grandparents did not come to this country and you had to be the one to migrate here you would have a different outlook on the whole situation.

[Meli]

What is a person who speaks three languages called?- Trilingual

What is a person who speaks two languages called?- Bilingual

What is a person who speaks one language called?- American

(You are so confused have you herd of American Indians...)

[Meli]

Rennie wrote:

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Here's the problem with you telling us to learn Spanish. THIS IS NOT SPAIN OR MEXICO!! THIS IS AMERICA!! Speak English, I get so sick of hearing... and it's not just Spanish, it's any language other than English spoken in a public place... if I cannot understand, I don't want to hear it. I am bilingual, and my second language is French. So hear this and understand what I'm saying... You are an egotistical idiot. You think that people can come here with a sense of entitlement. GROW UP! I have worked very hard for everything that I have and I don't want some loser who may end up in prison anyway telling me what language to speak in my homeland. So SUCK ON THAT!!

This shows your education what is she suppose to suck on that little thing of yours.. Could you please elaborate!!! People have the right to speak what ever language they feel the need to if you don't want to hear it I suggest you stay in your house. By your comments you have so growing to do yourself.. Imagine that!! And why does it have to be some looser that may end up in prison,,,is that because they speak another language.. Have you checked out the prison population lately to see what race is the majority in there. Guess what they speak English. Now quote "Suck On That:"