JamesFarris For President

Prestonsburg, KY

#1 Dec 16, 2012
If I am elected your president in 2016 their will be an a$$ under every under pass and a perscription in every hand,... for this is the america I love....I envision a land free from want, one where it is the fundamental right of every man, woman, and child to ripp and be ripped off by the trash who take pills and hang out under bridges because they draw checks.

In a Farris Economy we will earn a living the old fassion way, by scamming the government and selling drugs to children while paying close atention to whats going on around us so we have a story to tell in case we are invaded by opposing forces that wish to entomb us in jail cells. A Farris America will be one in which mass transit shall be the primary mode of transportation one where everyone rides to the next stop for a dollar and everyone shall have roitten teeth...FARRIS CARE.... Vote for a change Logan Co. can BELIEVE IN...... FARRIS ......2016.......

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voter1

Prestonsburg, KY

#2 Dec 24, 2012
Your candidate is currently in jail.He must be on a recruiting mission.
karmer

Layland, WV

#3 Dec 24, 2012
this must be idiot night'no pills for you/
Best Pill night ever

Prestonsburg, KY

#4 Dec 24, 2012
Im so high all I smell is the sting of the opiate king yea that mother f^( in sting got me thinkin about stealin' yo christmas tree

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